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Perky Phone Sex Girl v. Shark Week

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:45:29 GMT

Shark week wins.

Those who know me, know that I am seriously scared of sharks. Like, pass out dead if I ever came across one in the wild. I get goosebumps when I watch shark stuff on tv, and every year, after shark week... I have nightmares of getting eatten by a great white. I can't help myself, I have to watch... even though I know sometimes it takes me months to get back to normal.

So, this explains the reason why said perky phone sex girl is awake at 530 am, only after going to bed at 230 am.

Then, while laying awake trying not to think of sharks... I think I hear people in the house. Now, I know there are no people in the house, as we have security out the ass, but that does not keep my mind from thinking I am about to be attacked at any moment.

I would go jump in bed with my brother and the other, but they put a kabosh to that the last time I woke up thinking someone was in the house. Sneaky fuckers put a lock on their door.

So, I sit here, awake... eyes wide open, trying to calm myself by posting a journal entry.... not working, cause every creak of the house sounds like a foot step. Boo and Wills are right by my side, but they weigh a combined total of 21 lbs between the two of them... and the only damage I can they can do, is if I pick them up and throw them at the feared intruder or intruders.

I shall change the subject, maybe that might help me.

So, I only have two more quarters of my college before I graduate, two quarters ahead of everybody else. Then I will have six months to get my act together and save as much money as I can so I can go to Boston U. Its going to be fucking pricey as hell, as I am considered an out of state student... only living fourty miles away from the school. So, know this... not only are you getting off when you call me, you are putting your favorite fucktoy through college.

I know some of you are afraid that I will quit, once I get a career. Fear not, I may slow down, or be on leave from it from time to time, but we all know marine biologist make diddly squat, so your little princess isn't going to be going anywhere anytime soon. I may put up a schedule, as I will be trying to accelerate through a four year university, like I did my two year... so my school loads will be heavy. But I promise I will make time for all you guys.

I missed Mr. Seattle today... haven't talked to him in forever... and I missed him by like twenty minutes... fuck me. I have missed him. His voice is so dreamy... I almost called him back... but I never know if one of his many girlfriends might be around, or checking his call log or what not... so I played it safe. So, mr. seattle, call me back please.

Im still spending a fair amount of time at the beach... but haven't gone since Saturday... was a little too busy for my sun bathing pleasure. Looks like this saturday, the boys and I are heading out on a twelve mile hike to the top of some mountain I can't pronounce...and when I do try to say it, the boys snicker at me. I haven't done a hike that long, so wish me luck... or wish the boys luck, as they may have to carry me back off the mountain. Not unlike when I have to carry willow when I take her too far on a trip, and she just quits on me, and I have to lug the often wet lil pooch back home.

Ok, Im tired again. No more wierd noises. I am tired, naked, and wanting at least some sleep.

Come snuggle me,

Brigitte

Phone Sex Beach Princess

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:07:38 GMT

I have found Hampton Beach. That was probably a big mistake, as I have now lived out a good portion of the summer in itsy bitsy swimwear and am now as tan as tan can be... lol. I know, you are thinking... why is that a big mistake? Well, I can't really work, laying in my beach chair, playing in the ocean... or shopping the typical new england boardwalk. It's seriously heaven for me. The past week I even got a rental on the beach so I could just role out, and plop into the ocean. I think I may buy something out there, just to be closer.

Sorry for being MIA since like last feb, I can't believe it's been that long. I have done a couple calls here and there, with my Penn guy and a few others, and have made money with some recordings I have sold, but I really haven't been full force at it, like I used to be. With my friends wedding, and my brothers wedding... it's just been one busy, busy summer. Now, both of them are done done done... I make a great Maid of Honor... just fyi.... and I can breath... and spend more time on my beach. So, I think I may try to sneak in times for calls here an there for my regulars... but save the nights that I don't go out for working for new callers and what not. If you need me, message or email me... and we can so work something out! lol

Now, back to my beach. All the girls are hot, in teeny tiny bikini's and the men are ok... but most want to get you out of your swimwear and onto their jocks... which isn't as fun as it sounds. Listen to me guys, pick up lines don't work, and in fact... piss me the fuck off. If you want to get a girls attention, ask them questions... lots of questions... cause we all know... girls love talking about themselves. Compliment them, but don't over compliment them... cause it just makes us feel awkward. I swear, if I get another pick up line this summer from some college hunk wanna be... I am so going brittney spears on his ass with my beach umbrella... lol.

http://www.hamptonbeach.org

Let's see, what else have I been doing this summer? Well, I went to NYC again and took on the museum of modern art, like I did in Boston. I got to see all the greats and was so tickled pink by it... you have no idea. I've also gone back to Salem a couple of times and had a witches hat made especially for me with pink flowers, a white peacock and sparklies... it's just beautiful. I have traveled more in New Hampshire and found more covered bridges and just basically gotten to know NH a little bit better. And Boston, my beloved Boston, so has taken over as the most awesome city. I used to think Seattle rocked, but I gotta give Boston it's cred. There is so much to do... comedy clubs and theater, and just everything imaginable to do here. I love the aquarium, I love the lunch on the patio in the summer. This place just rules. I even found some Southie friends, that I really like... when I can understand them.

My brother and his boyfriend are still spoiling me rotten. I cook and clean and be the domestic pink goddess I am, and they let me shop on thier dime here and there as payment. I have so many of the maxi dresses, and beach cover ups, that they have become my uniform this summer. Even when I know I'm not going to swim, I pop in a bikini and cover up... just cause it keeps me cool. I feel like a princess in my maxi dress (the long dresses that go to the floor, kinda hippy dippy, but pull off easy with just a little tug... lol)

For those who care, right now I am wearing a black goddess bikini, and a black maxi dress with bronze flips on my feet. My sisters came up for a couple weeks for my bro's wedding, and got me turned back onto manicures and pedicures... so my nails are all nicely done in the perfect shade of pink. My hair, sunkissed like I love it, is in a french twist, with a pink flower on a comb holding it in place. Like I said earlier, I am tan as can be and smell slightly of coconut oil... lol.

I seriously love that beach, I have dreams of it, I hear it when I am not there... all I need to do is find a way to diddle and do calls, and it would be the perfect place.

I feel like a princess right now, and I am so peaceful and happy. The best thing I ever did, is to move from Seattle to here. I feel like I belong here... Anyways, I hope you all are enjoying your summer... make sure you get out and have some fun. Remember, even if you don't swim... you should go to the beaches and just girl watch... it's what Im doing... hee hee.

Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

cum and get me boys!

Punxsutawney Phil v. Phone Sex Diva

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:46:00 GMT

Grrr. I am so done with snow... it's not even funny. We got tons of it. It's piled taller than I am at the end of the drive way... and for the next 48 hours... we are going to get dumped on again. I want to kick some groundhog ass right now! Please... just a lil hint of spring right about now would do me some serious good. Hee Hee. It' wouldn't be so bad if I could go play in the snow, but it's like a solid brick of ice on the ground... and you would seriously be taking your life into your own hands if you tried. After this stuff freezes, I may go sculpt something into the large pile at the end of the drive way... just so I don't go friggin bonkers. If I do, I shall take pictures.

Anyways, I've been asked what I want for Valentines by a couple of you guys and I told you I would update my wishlists and stuff... hee hee. Please don't spend a crap load on me, specially in this day and age of people losing thier jobs. Make sure you take care of yourselves first, then you can spoil me... hee hee. Anyways... here is my Friends 2b Made wishlist... I am so addicted... I know, I will never grow up... but I don't want to. They are going out of Buisiness this fall... so I really, really want these before they go... hee hee. You can either send me a gift certificate to my email address... and I will shop from my wishlist... or you can buy me one straight from it and send it to my address. Ill give you my mailing address, you just have to ask for it... hee hee. Phone Sex Cutie Still Plays With Dolls... The Wishlist!

Plus I am still on a build a bear kick... hee hee. The next time I get to go into a store wont be till my Birthday... it's all Ive asked my Brother and the Other for my birthday... hee hee... They are so snuggable... it's not even funny. The buildabears... not my brother and the other... lol... well, I guess they are too... Im sure. My Build A Bear Wishlist! What can I say? They make me happy... I like to snuggle with them at night, and they are all over the house... to drive my brother and the other bonkers... I now have more than my niece... hee hee.

Shipping is 5 dollars per bear/doll... which really isn't that bad. If you can, request that they stuff them firm and not to send the box with them... cause I have tons of the boxes... hee hee. My sweetie in Penn got me one.. that I have been sleeping with every night... hee hee. It's so soft and cuddley... I strip it naked.. so not to ruin wrinkle it's pretty dress... then I strip naked to cuddle with it... It's become a nightly ritual... hee hee. On most days, it's dressed way before I am... hee hee.

I also have my Amazon wishlist updated, you can find that on my phone sex site.. The Wonder Whore under wishlists. And my stockroom wishlist too... hee hee. I put some valentine related items on there as well... hee hee.

As you can tell, I loooove shopping. You really need to see me shop to really appreciate me... I can hang with the pros, let me tell you.

Well, gosh... that put me in a better mood... hee hee. It's a good thing, cause I was seriously gonna have to go after a ground hog for giving us six more weeks of winter... hee hee.

Now I am in an even better mood... cause Mr. Nailz called and he totally worked me over... holy fuck... I'm done for a bit. Seriously... done... I don't think I can even stick my hands near my panties for at least an hour... hee hee.

I shall chat at you soon!

Kiss

Brigitte!

Phone Sex Girl Parties Like it's No Bodies Biz

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:54:41 GMT

Ohhh... yeah! Can you feel it? Can you feel the ... uh... hope ... in the air! Ding Dong The Bush is Gone! Woo Hoo... I have NOT stopped partying... I can't help it. I have been on cloud nine for over a week. So excited to move on know that our fate is in capable hands now. Whew! I cried during the swearing in... uh... the first one anyways... and I popped some Balatorie... my new signature drink... loves it, and just haven't stopped celebrating.

I wanted Hilary in, we all know it. I want to see us have a female president some day. I think she would have done an awesome job. I am glad Obama, excuse me... President Obama is in office. I know he will do a wonderful job as I love his agenda... especially the transparent White House... tripple love it... and I have so much hope right now... it's just not even funny.

I know some of you are ... cough... republicans... but it's ok, I still love you, even if you want to hurt me right now, even if it's just a little. I can understand how you are feeling cause I felt it the past eight years. It's ok, Im sure the shoe will be on other foot, but hopefully not for a very,very long time... hee hee.

So anyways, me and my friends have been out almost every night this past week... shaking our bootays... having a grand ol time. This weekend I went to a new ballroom dance place that was just awesome... it was in Concord, so it was a bit of a drive... and it was on this lil main street shopping area, aboversome stores. It had tivoli lighting going up the stairs and was just so retro it wasn't even funny. Floor to ceiling mirrors all around and floor to ceiling windows in the front all lit up. I had a blast... was like stepping into the past a little bit. I boogied my butt off, let me tell you.

I am in looove with Micael Urie... he's on Ugly Betty. I love gay men, which I know he plays a gay man, but I'm not sure if he is in real life or not. Doesn't matter... he's so up my alley it's not even funny. I love him love him, but not love him boink him... well... he is definetly masturbation fodder... cause he is hot... and Im human. Anyways... he has a blog... and does vlogs... and twitters... and well... it's like an inside look to his life and all... and I am addicted already. Anyways.. here it is... you should get addicted to it too... specially all my sissy and bi friends... he's gorge... hubba hubba! I pop up in the comments every once in awhile too...hee hee... Michael Urie's Wonderful Web Page Check him out, fall in love, enjoy his funnies... hee hee. I hope he doesn't mind traffic from this lil phone sex operator... hee hee .

I had fifteen followers on twitter... but two have since dumped me... sniff... apparently they didn't realize that I was into adult erotica... hee hee... anyways... check me out at
Phone Sex Twitter

Well, I am off to go get killed at the gym, Tracey, my new friend who is a fitness coach... said she's gonna help me find a new brutal work out routine... to get me ready for my half mile marathon in hampton beach next month... holy moly, will I be soar tonight!

Talk to you all later!

Brigitte

My new Theme Song!

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 07:50:55 GMT

I love this song... hee hee. I wonder why... Some say it's bout masturabation... some say it's bout the twat... I say it's bout pink and my love obsession with it...

will someone wrap me in rubber?

Anyways... I got thier greatest hits album, or at least one of many... and I can't stop listening to this song. I dance around the room in my undies... singing it at the top of my lungs. It is definately my theme song!

Anyways... if you can't see the embedded video... you can check it out here... Phone Sex Princess Favorite Aersomith Song It truly does rock! I can't believe it came out so long ago... like 1997 and I never heard it... hmmm.

Sleepy Phone Sex Princess

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:41:26 GMT

I love you guys... that's what the news is!

I slept till like Two pm today. I guess my body really needed it. I have been going and going for the past couple of weeks... and I guess I hit a wall today. It's ok, Im allowed to sleep every once in awhile.

I was actually really busy tonight, after I came home with my brother and his other. I signed in thinking it would be slow and I could get some recordings done, and my journal, but noooo... you guys had other plans for me... now didn't you? It's weird, last week, Monday was hella busy, then Tuesday slow... yesterday I was gone most the day, but when I did sign in, it was pretty dead. Tonight, my phone was on fire... as you can tell in My Phone Sex Tweets I couldn't even update them till I was all caught up... he he.

Tomorrow I am meeting with a couple of TS Girls for the very first time for Coffee around three. It's kinda weird, this part of the country is so much older than most parts, but it surely is stuck in the past. People still make fun of gay people, or have a hard time dealing with them, it's probably the whitest area I have ever lived in, and Transgenders are severly closeted for fear of death... really. Breaks my heart. I'm scared for my brother sometimes, he's out everywhere else but here... I don't even think our neighbors know they are gay. I wish people would just truly get over it, if you paid more attention to whats going on in your own bedroom,rather than others... then everyone over all would be a lot more happier. So I met two TS Girls on New Years eve and one Transgender boy... and I have decided to help them form a support group for themselves. Sadly, there are very few places they can dress and be their real selves... I hope to maybe find at a couple safe places for them. My dance studio isn't one of them, it's not the instructors, but some of the guys that go there. I've ran into two fucktards that I have had to give a piece of my mind cause they were making fun of gay men dancing or saying something off colored. Fuck I hate ignorant people, really I do.

Ok, end rant. I'm really not mad mad, cause I am actively doing something to change perception of gay and transgender people. The more straight people get to know them, the more they realize they are just like everybody else. Good people are good people, no matter who they like to boink. I would like to see our lil group grow, and even help others out their start their own as well. So if you are TS, then drop me a line. Let's see if we can get something sane and safe going in your area as well!

Anyways, I am seeing them for coffee with two of my girlfriends then going over to a friends house before class tomorrow night.So if I take calls, it might just be in the am and after ten pm my time. Kay?

I have been working on this journal entry for hours! It's just taking me forever with all your horn dogs calling..sheesh... KEEP IT UP!

A couple of you guys have been pointing out a lil lady who has been copying my blog, sometimes word for word, and I think it's funny. Don't email her or what not... she's obviously struggling to get callers in, and I think as soon as she reads this entry... she will cease... if not, oh well. I'm sure in the end it will cause her more headache than anything, if she sticks around that long. You know how long bad phone sex operators last in this industry... not very.. hee hee. All she needs to do is be herself, and guys will surely flock to her... go out and live your own life chicka... if it's not interesting now... go out and make it interesting. Then you will have something to blog about!

It's my motto this year... Live Life! As many of you have found out. I love being so active... having fun, learning new things... and I want to push you all to live life a little harder, a little better... get your fun on peoples! It doesn't take a lot if any money to go out and find something fun. I triple dipple dog dare everyone to go out and do something new this month... go do something you have always wanted to do, something you are curious about... something that really gets your rocks off... in a non sexual way... Thats my job, but other than that... Get out there people. I have thrown down... it's all on you now.

Ok, Im delierous with fatigue again... hopefully my typing isn't to horrible. I think I have enough .... in here to sink the titanic... but oh well. I shall talk to you all later!

Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com

Yeah! Ten Pin Bowling

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:07:10 GMT

I like to bowl, like real bowling, not this candle pin crap they have round here. I am a real girl, give me real balls, not those lil fuckers you wuss down the isle in candle pin. Sheesh. Anyways, I found an awesome alley that had my REGULAR BOWLING... and low and behold, I took my friends to it... and got my Ass Whooped. Granted I haven't bowled, other than wuss pin bowling, in a couple of years... but sheesh. I did manage to get a single strike in every game we played... but let me tell you... the gutter loved me. I got made fun of hard core... so, I am going to go practice till I am good again... meaning average of about 150... cause lets face it... those balls are heavy... hee hee.

Anyways, afterwards I went out with everyone for Chinese and got a scorpion bowl... I got the shot that went with it... and loved the straws... holy moly did it knock me off my butt. Did I mention I loved the straws? They are frickin long! Shari and me played starwars with them as we left the place, and our other friends vowed to never let us have another Scorpion bowl. Shari and I have made a secret pack... to get as many scorpion bowls in us by the end of the new year!

I got new reviews up on my site... take a gander... a really nice one from MrNailz... Thank you very much! You made my day! Also have another girl in my favorites for you guys to try out in... Check her out and see how you like her.. kay?

I'm typing on my eee while I wait for my dance class... forgot we pushed this back later... so I will probably not be home till late, I can't wait to play with you! Man, I could have been home taking calls.

Make sure you are checking out my Phone Sex Twitter Page for regular updates... I have maybe only missed one or two calls!

Talk to you soon!

Brigitte

I Tweet all day long!

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 00:06:32 GMT

Tweet is what you call an update on Twitter. I am seriously addicted... all my calls... cept maybe three of them... have gone up on the site. These are real calls... and I have been pretty good at keeping them up to the minute. All you have to do is check my twitter page or refresh my wonderwhore page after your call to see it... hee hee. Lots of fun... incase you don't have it... here is the link to My phone sex Twitter Page Please join... so I can follow you too... it's lots of fun! If you need help setting up an account... I will be more than glad to help you.

The google gods have blessed me, I stopped looking months ago to see if I showed up under key search words... at all.. and I got a wild hair up my butt early this morning and checked it out... I am now listing.. woo hoo. I thought maybe I had pissed them off. I guess I really don't need them right now anyways... I've hit the mother load with my advertising and can barely keep up with the calls I get lately. Woo Hoo!

Also, I am hiring girls... taking them on and training them to the tww way of phone sex, so if you know any chicas that want to step into my world, send them myway. Just have them email thewonderwhore@gmail.com with Job in the title. My training manual is almost complete and will be going out to some of my friends to edit hopefull this week. Then I will put it up on lulu or something like that.

Also, keep cheking my website for updates. I have been working as hard as I can in between calls to get things done. I got the specials up and the twitter, now working on my membership page, recordings, dictionary, and favorites... plus putting up your reviews.

I am gonna go see Bedtime Stories tonight after I make the boys dinner. We wanted to see it yesterday, but it was sold out... so we are going to a late show of it tonight! A really late show probably. Ill sign back in after... check my twitter page to see when I leave and when I will be back on for calls!

Kiss

Brigitte

I kissed a girl... and I liked it... hee hee.

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:20:32 GMT

So, I thought I was going to kiss a gay boy, instead... kissed a girl. I know... you guys are thinking this is some cheap ploy to get you interested, making up some bicurious ficticious story to real you in like so many girls out there do...but noooo.... I kissed a girl and I liked it... she wasn't wearing cherry chapstick tho... sigh. Her name was Brooke, and the thought of her touching me gets my panties wet, even now. She was a friend of a friend we ended up meeting at a gay party down in Cambridge... she's definately not straight, but I don't know if shes les or bi or what. We hit it off like gang busters... she's petite like me, jet black hair with a pink streak in her bangs... baby blue eyes and porcelaine white skin. My brother, infront of her and her friends, blurted out that I should kiss her on the stroke of midnight... and I did... or she kissed me, I should say... I think my lips went all wonky cause she wrapped her arms around me so tight I thought I was going to faint... and we kissed, and we kissed... and she...uhh....touched my tits... over the clothes of course... buy none the less... I GOT GROPED!

After that we were like best friends... we all went out to Dennys and coffee camped and talked till the wee hours of the morning... All ten of us took up all the tables and chairs... and we just had fun... sobering up... I love Balatorie by the way... woo hoo... I made it through three glasses!

Anyways, my masturbation fantasy needs are all set for today, thank you very much! I just keep thinking bout her... and bam, hands in panties... so probably no phone calls today... if that's ok? I'm keeping her to myself, then Ill share.

One last thing... when I told her I was a phone sex operator... she said... right on, that rocks hard core.... does that not sound familiar? I say that all the time... Sweet!

My twiiter updates are now on the front page of my website... woo hoo... or you can always go to... My Twitter Phone Sex page to get all my updates... since only the last three are supported on my website.

Also, the new specials for the month of January are now uploaded... you are welcome... hee hee.

Well, I am off to go have more fun, no... not with Brooke, but with my friends... gonna go see a movie then go hang out and have some fun!

Oh yeah... and HAPPY 2009! 19 more days till Bushy is gone! Woo Hoo!

Brace yourself... looks like this is going to be a looooong one!

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:46:42 GMT

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Holy crapola... what a month. I can't believe Christmas is over, let alone 2008. It was probably one of the best years of my life! I rocked it in with a bang, dancing my butt off and drinking myself under the table with two glasses of bubbly and never stopped having fun. I have been to DisneyWorld, SeaWorld, Vegas, Main, Road Island, Boston several times and topped it off with a Trip to NYC this month! I have learned to speak Italian, Cha Cha, Waltz, Rhumba, Salsa, Samba, and Ski. I read more books than ever this year. I created a wonderful site and met many more wonderful men as well as kept in touch with all my dear favorites. I have met some life long friends that trust and care for. I did things personally I never thought I would do, I'm creating a life I have always wanted, and I can say this... I am happy. I know, that I will be truly blessed if 2009 is only half as good as 2008 is.

Tonight I am gonna hang with friends at a club, and other places round town... and tomorrow I am spending it with some other friends... if I am sober enough... lol. I am trying to be around as much as possible right now, cause I know a lot of you miss me. With college, and trips, and other classes, and friends... I have been totally mia... I am truly working on finding the right times to play and work and then play some more.

A couple weeks ago, I got to go to NYC for the weekend. It was my aunts Christmas present to me, as she and her family met me and the boys there. We got this awesome suite, upgraded for free, that was on the corner of the Millenium Hilton. We could see everything from our room... the statue of liberty, the world trade center, the empire state building... from our floor, you had an awesome view of the brooklynne bridge. Here are a couple views from the room...

I also got the build a bear package at the hotel, which gave me a gift card, box that turned into a bed for my build a bear, with blanket, pillow, tshirt, and bathroom kist. no... It rocked hard core. I got to go to the largest b.a.b. in the world... on fifth avenue and shop with the gc and the gc's mr.handsome and nonono sent me for Christmas. I am extremely addicted to Build a Bears, get me one.. and see just how thankful I can be. Get me one that is special to your state... then I will be even more thankful! pssst...free calls.

I love everything about NYC... the subways weren't bad at all... not even the least bit crowded. The city is just so alive. I loved being a tourist, seeing a lil of Central Park and the angel at Bethesda Square... I got there just a lil too late for the Central Park Zoo, but I can see that on the way back. I got to go to Tiffanys on Fith Ave, aka the Mother Ship, see all the store windows all dressed up for the holidays. I went to Micky Mantels for lunch, and to the Museum of Natural History where I only could see not even 1/3rd of it, because of a time crunch. Everything else, from stupid tourist confusing the chrysler building with the empire state building, to times square, radio city music hall, and Rockerfeller Plaza. I didn't have time or the money for shows... but again, NYC is so close, I drove to it.. and Drove in it... that I am sure in the next couple of months, I will be making my way back down for more NYC goodness. Here are some of the things I got to see.

The first two are windows at Tiffany's... The last one is one on fifth ave, I forgot.

Times Square...

Across the street from Radio City Music Hall...

Central Park

Rockerfeller Center

Museum of Natural History

I so can't wait to go back!

The weather here has been most awful. The week I got back from NYC... Ice Storm, nocked the power out for almost a week, some people didn't have it up untill Christmas. It was a beautiful storm, but man, by the time it was done... I was sick as a dog from sleeping in a house with no heat, and inhaling candle smoke. But you know what, it was kinda fun. We played games, went shopping, wrapped presents, went to movies, and I was just about to torment my Brother and the other with Dirty Hand Puppets when the power sprang back on. The gods must be looking over them... hee hee. Then we got hit by a snow storm, snowed us in.. seriously... lots of snow, no driving... caged Brigitte not cool. Between that and the ice storm, it put me behind with my Holiday Festivities. Then yesterday... Bam, windstorm... o power again. Thankfully... it was only out for a couple hours. Right now we are getting more store, keeping me from shopping, but it want keep me from partying tonight... oh no it wont... Im gonna get my drink on. I already have my hair done for tonights festities and base makeup. Just need tights, jewely and sexy black dress... and I am good to go. My friends are driving... so Ill be toasting in the New Years by getting ... Toasted!

I won't be out too late, may even take some calls... wonder who will be my first call of the new year. I might even dare I say... kiss some boys tonight??? More than likely a couple of gay boys... but hey, it works.

I should be out for most of the day tomorrow. I am going out with kitten and her other... probably play games at their house, then dinner and a movie at chunkys... crap, if its open. Ill more than likely be taking calls tomorrow night late.

We had a wonderful Christmas Party before Christmas. I actually cooked a magnificent Mexican Holiday Meal, my brother made home made salsa... and the other made sweet potatoe pie... with lots of snacks, booze, and gifts with our friends. Our house was packed out, both floors... people dancing, playing the wii, making merry, and what not. I can't wait to do it again next year.

My brother and the other, tormented me this Christmas, not letting me snoop, wrapping presents in the shapes so I would know what they were, but couldn't have. Spoiling me rotten as well, lol. I also go spoiled rooten from you guys... Snoop sent me a very special Winter bear.. way to cute and snuggly. My sweetheart sent me the bridget bobble head and bubble bath... woo hoo... that glows in the dar! Yes it really does glow and it makes me smell all yummy! I got a nintendo ds and tons of games from my pookie, and the idiot sent me a flat screen tv for my office... so I can watch tv and work... aka watch porn with him in hi def... I got a two disney Jim Shores for NFLMan, tink on a flower and grumpy. I got jlo glow from MiamiMan. And Tiffany's from TGOT... aka The giver of Tiffanys... hee hee. Lil blue box gets rubbed all over my nipples... let me tell you. I keep gettin spoiled like this and I will need my own victorian 8 bedroom house for all of it... hee hee. Here are pictures of my Christmas Tree and Loot from my family. Everybody elses presents got put under pink tree, which i don't have a picture of. I do have a picture of the pink tree, but its on the camera still.

See how they tormented me... that's my lil purse all wrapped up so I knew it was a purse, but not which one. It's on my bab santa... the one I got after turkey day. Plus the penquin from NYC.

Make sure you are checking on my Twitter, it's tamed down and open for everyone to view since some of you were having a hard time. Im thewonderwhore on www.twitter.com You can look in the previous entry for the link.

So, what do I have planned for this year. Lots and Lots. My dancing is getting better and better, so I will be competing... I have been sewing my dress... and I got a bejeweler and beads for Christmas, in a round a bout way, so it will be sparkly and professional looking. More college, Im gonna slow down for the next couple of semesters... till I get a balance, but will catch up in 2010 so I can go to BU. I have tons planned for wonderwhore, as well as finally finishing some other projects. In November, I'm going to Italy! Other than more trips to NYC,Boston and finally getting to Vermont... that's all the travel I have planned... oh yeah, another trip to Vegas in the Spring for my Brothers Bach Parties. I just want to keep this happy ball rolling, you know? Living life is awesome! We only got this one.

I double dog dare everyone of you to do something you have always wanted to do, but never had... whether it be traveling, a class, meeting new people, getting a hooker for kinky sex, or just whatever you want... I dare you to do it, be safe about it, but just do it. Only you can make you happy... so go out into that big beautiful world and find your joy!

Ok... that was my oprah momment, not that Im dorky enough to watch oprah or anything.

I think that's it... all caught up... hopefully it will take you considerably less time to read this, than it did for me to write it.

Happy New Years My Friends. Blow me a kiss at Midnight will ya?

Brigitte Your Phone Sex Princess!

Wild Ride for This Phone Sex Princess...

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:58:27 GMT

The past couple of weeks have been a haze... is Christmas really over? Between ice storms/snow storms/ and wind stormes... I am begining to think someone is out to get me... hee hee.

Anyways... I got spoiled royally for Christmas... hee hee... and willl tell you all about it when I get a chance. Right now you can see all my progress and when I am in or out... on twitter... yes... that's right, your girl has a twitter account and its just totally awesome. I am trying to keep all my calls up to date up on them, as I do them, I only get behind when I have like three lined up in a roll... You have to have an account to look at mine... but they are easy to set up. Click here... My phone sex twitter page They are so easy to use, I have no idea why I haven't before... they so rock! Anyways... I am off to get some yummys in my tummy... Ill be back later... and will have an update then!

Grrr Ice Storms....

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:30:46 GMT

It's been a fun past couple of days... being without power. I have been so excited we haven't had any snow yet, that this ice storm came creeping in on me and ruined all my fun. Im kinda sick right now from not having heat so be patient with me.

My life this past month has been so awesome, other than having to keep warm by candle light and lots of blankets and layers...but it will have to wait till a later post to share it... since I don't have much time right now. I promise really long update when I get back online and well again.

Brigitte

I love my Phone Sex life!

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:22:15 GMT

I am having way to much fun for any one phone sex operator. Let me tell you... I have said it before and I will say it again. I love my job! It rocks hard core. Not only do I get to talk to people from all over the WORLD, but I get to know all of your intimate secrets and desires. I have made some totally awesome friends from my calls, most I will keep for the rest of my life. I wake up each morning and can't wait to get to the phone lines... I know, you all are jealous... my job rocks!

Mircales do happen... we made it through November without any SNOW! As soon as it was the 1st of December, this lil phone sex princess was doing the happy dance. They say it's gonna snow on Sunday, but I am holding out hope that we won't get snow till right before Christmas. The countdown is on! Day two... no snow. Woo Hoo

I had the most awesome Thanksgiving... just one of the best ones ever. I am so excited for Christmas. We are all decorated in the house... hopefully Ill have some pictures soon to show you. I have also been taking pictures of my build a bears, cause I know some of you are curious. I am going to put the ones up that you guys sent me too... hee hee. My build a bear crew... lol.

Kitten and I went and did the black friday thing before our families dinner. Was a total hoot, she totally is my partner in crime. I ended up buying me more stuff than everybody else. I am almost completely done Christmas shopping. I would be done buy the stuff I was gonna get off amazon wont be here in time for me to mail it to my family... grr grr. So I have one more person to shop for... but I know what I am getting. Thank goodness for gift certificates... lol.

I went to Build a Bear on Friday after the dinner and got.. uh... um... yeah... three build a bears... I know, Imma addict. I got the turkey from thanksgiving... lol... they didn't have the pilgrim outfit anymore, so I got it a top hat... I also got the reindeer... both of them... lol. The boy is dressed as santa and the girl as mrs clause.

I have been so busy lately, both with calls and classes and what not... it's crazy how fast paced my life is. And whats even more awesome is that I will be in New York City this weekend... oh yeah. Friday and Saturday I will be there to partake in some holiday festivities... Central Park, Rockerfeller Center, 5th ave, and the Natural History Museum. And... the biggest Build a Bear in the world is on fifth avenue... so of coarse I am going there. If you want to support my habbit or send me an early christmas present... you can send me an e gc that I can use on there... woo hoo... just go here... Feed My Addiction I am so bad!

Well, I have yet again been writing this journal for about three hours... so I best publish it and get on with what work I need to get done before I go to NYC!

Brigitte

Phone Sex Princess Loses Voice After Record Breaking Day

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:30:01 GMT

I sound like a toad. A very sexy toad. Today rocked... as it has never rocked before. I guess you guys really, really miss me. I actually quit taking calls about two hours ago, I didn't go to class again tonight, cause my voice is toast. I figured if I wanted hot phone sex for the rest of the week, I had better take care of my voice. I have that prepubescent boy thing going on right about now. You all said I sounded super hot today... but I thought I sounded like a deflating blow up doll. lol!

I want to do a scroll of all my kinky fetish phone sex calls on my front page, but I haven't figured out how to do it yet. Maybe I will smoogie my brother into figuring it out...if not maybe his boyfriend will. I really should be taking classes on building websites, but my plate is so full right now, it's not even funny. I really like having a life... lol. Thanksgiving I don't really have plans the day of, so I will be available for calls for most of it... but Friday and Saturday I will be booked. Friday I am celebrating Thanksgivings with Ken Dolls Family... they are a hoot... and then Saturday we are having a big party here with out friends. I am in charge of making the Cherry Cheesecake... nooo... Im not buying one... Im actually making it... from box... hee hee. Jello makes an excellent mix that I have mastered and it is going to rock the house!

I didn't get the tree up last night, so hopefully I will do it tonight... my pink tree... Thursday we are putting up the big tree... Ill try to get pictures of both. I already have a Christmas present on it's way to put under the pink tree...evil bastard sent it to me early to torment me longer. Won't tell me what's in it and forbid me to open it... how cruel is he? sheesh I'm gonna be a good girl, I promise. It won't be easy... grrr.

Been doing a lot of Vegas style role plays... like Imma hooker, or I lose all my money... stuff like that. Been doing phone sex fantasies that include Brenda... hubba hubba... you guys haven't even seen her and already like her as much as I do. I'm seriously craving some hardcore hold me down and fuck me scenerios as well... I betcha I get them like pretty soon.. hee hee. Isn't role play phone sex the best???

I have so much to do tomorrow... it's not even funny. I got tons of work that needs to be completed, on top of getting the house ready for the party, masturbating in my pink panties to mail off to the gentleman who paid me two hundred dollars to do so, being here for the man who's gonna blow my pipes... apparently you have to do it before it freezes or the water will build up and blow them for you... go figure. I also have to go to class tomorrow night... so I don't completely blow them off this weekend. I can't wait to decorate the house... it's gonna rock hard core. I have been making decorations for months... you know how craft I can be. I made wreaths last year, this year I just made like garland and stuff. I super duper love Christmas!

I may have got someone in trouble today. If your area code is 352, or your gf/wifes cell is 352.. then she called me and got all buck with me. I didn't tell her I was a phone sex operator...when she asked what kind of business I was, I told her that if she didn't know that, then she obviously has the wrong number...

Guys, you have to be careful with your Phone Sex calls with me. Erase me from your call logs after you do calls with me and hide your bills if you can for your cell phones... I try to hide it as much as possible, if wives have called in the past I say I am either a jewelers or a florist... but this one was really kinda mean, so I as mean back. I don't believe that having phone sex with me is cheating, Imma way to blow off steam... you don't touch me, I don't touch you... I just stimulate your mind a bit. But some women are pycho when it comes to anything sexual... which is sad... I love it when wives and girlfriends join in on our calls... so freaking hot.

Anyways... Im hopin to do one last Phone Sex call with my hot gambler guy before I go off to bed... hopefully he can call... I need a hard core fucking... I just hope I don't kill my voice totally... cause he tends to make me scream like the whore I am... he he.

I shall chat at you soon!

Phone Sex Hottie v. Las Vegas Strip

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:07:39 GMT

I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion's on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly... hee hee. That's cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE... insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did... which I think is illegal to have a block on it... but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means... I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny... like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can't yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I'm doing the right thing and who know's how long it's going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light... more cause they don't want people to lose interest in me... which is cool. I have lots of work to get done... lots and lots... I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself... and nothing would get done... also the reason I don't have a real doll of me... if I did, you guys probably wouldn't hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago... and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls... woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas... I could have used their wallets hard core... lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from... but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens... I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls...man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there... and yes... I got the white tiger... you can only get it on the strip... and dressed it up as a show girl... pink and black... The build a bear is awesome there... love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad... as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando... that I don't have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando... and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink... I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously... I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear... panties and shoes too... I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state... you have to ask... like mass is a lobster that I don't have yet. I know, Ill never grow up... but you know what? I don't have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special... lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was "Crazy Girls" which was way hot... and Im in love with Brenda... I've had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business... oh man. She's got long blonde hair... I think, and a waist... seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online... that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again... oh brenda... sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now... but the show... way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats... mine was at the end of the catwalk... best seats in the house... hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done... lil things here and there... and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving... so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know... I won't send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I'll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren't already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don't want to wrap it... Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in... and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures... hee hee... and post them in my blog... Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send... hee hee. I know, I know... I'm bribing for presents... but actually, it will be my gift back to you... hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues... Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys... way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates... VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me...
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live... like hershy penn, chocolate... Miami... beach related stuff... etc.
6. Pay my bills... hee hee...
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket... have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It's horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up... and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before... but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm... it's like in the twenties right now... but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it's taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal... woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I'm gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can't get a hold of me now. I haven't talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is... she sure sounds cute to me... but you can call... http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don't feel like going. I think Im to... uh... excited... wet... horny... to concentrate on class... so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me... fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

Busy, Busy Phone Sex Princess

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 20:41:04 GMT

Whoah... Life is good, is it not? I mean... whoah! The past couple of weeks have just been a blur for me. Between school, dance classes and then the whole election thingy.... whoah. I am so sorry I wasn't here for you guy's every beck and call. I missed so many calls, it's not even funny. When I would get home, I tried to take as many as I could without wearing myself out totally, lol. Still, I did not get to them all.

The thing is, for a bit, I don't have a single day where I will be available ALL DAY for calls... like I used to be. I have found that happy medium between being the best Phone Sex operator out there and having an actual life. It's really paid off in my calls too... with the role play fantasies, I have been coming up with tons more ideas. Plus guys, I am happier, so I hope you are happier too... but fear not... I will not leave you totally hanging and the giving cold calls in the dark will cease. I have my google calendar updated with where I will be on a daily basis. I need to figure out if the times are all in my time zone or if they automatically switch to yours... lol.

My Calendar

Believe it or not, I am a lot more available than what I was... I was getting called into volunteer six to ten hours a day... so that left little time for this hot little Phone Sex Co-ed to play. Ill have a link up on the website so it's easy to access.

So... let me just say this... deep breath out.... YES! Thank you everybody who voted and for all who voted for Obama. I think he will be an awesome President, I read tons on him, and then found out some things that weren't ready available for me, like his participation in getting us to help Darfur... that was the deal cincher... and immediately started helping as much as I could. I think he is a great man, and will do great things. I think he can fix what Bushy has done... Less than two and a half months... and Bushmiester is out of the office... I say it again... YES!

I should be working really hard to get back on track with the Phone Sex Websites over the next couple of weeks... so keep checking back. My upcoming phone sex events should be updated tonight.

Thanks for being so patient with me lately... just proves to me that you will always love this Phone Sex hottie!

Talk to you Soon!

Brigitte
877-281-1531
The Wonder Whore

Vegas Bound Phone Sex Princess

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:39:42 GMT

Yeah, like next month I shall be on the strip... with a pocket full of quarters and a drink in hand... having a blast. I know, I just had a vacation back in April, but man, it feels like I need another one. This will only be like a four day trip, my longest in Vegas. I haven't been for like four years, so I am super excited. I love Vegas, it's my kind of town. Open 24 hours and full of naughtiness.

I am meeting up with some people for my phone sex radio show... so this lil phone sexdiva isn't paying squat for the trip? That's right... I only have to come up with food and spending money. Every time I have been to Vegas, I haven't had that much cash, so you bet your ass, I will be tearing up the phone sex lines... lol.

Like I haven't been since my last post... oh man, I should have known better... apparently a lot of republicans want to bang Palin... my phone sex offer to portray palin... got me in a little hot water and even got me on the radio... lol. All good for business... lol. By the way, you betcha, the Sarah Palin Phone Sex offer is still on the table, least till the elections anyways... lol.

The past couple of weeks have been busy as heck, so busy that I kinda took the weekend off... only doing a couple of calls here and there. I hadn't had girl time with my friends since before I got sick, but we made up for it this weekend... oh holy moly, did we. I like pumpkin pie mudslides from unos... and that's all I am gonna say... apparently, it only takes one mudslide for me to take the dare to leave my panties as a tip for the cute waiter. I am so blaming it on the mudslide... hee hee.

So, my Bronco's play the Patriots tomorrow. Everybody root for the Broncos... please please please... if they win, I get one of my Jim Shore statues off my wishlist... I have four of them now... I don't know why I like them, I just do. Especially the Disney ones. I am just a lil girl at heart... huh? Anyways, if the Bronco's win, I also get bragging rights... if they lose, Ill be making a trip to Woburn to stalk an employee there... man, if I knew what his car look liked, Id tp it... hee hee. Maybe put... I heart the Broncos on the windshield... for making me bet!

Ok, here's the deal... if I do seven journals in seven days, then the following week... then the following Thursday... you can have a Five dollar Quikie with me. Five bucks/Five Minutes... hee hee. Just remind me to update, cause it sucks that I haven't been keeping you up on my phone sex spectacular life time. Did I get phone sex enough in this journal? How bout... kinky phone sex and taboo phone sex, I know I got princess phone sex, I always get princess phone sex in my blogs... I am silly, huh? I probably just keyworded myself out of any search engine right there... lol!

Ok, I woke up and couldn't sleep, so I thought I would blog... so there, I blogged... and now I am sleepy again... so off to bed I go!

Kiss,

Brigitte

Phone Sex Wonder Whore

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:11:13 GMT

So, your little phone sex sweetheart actually had posted this really long rant against republicans because of the presidential debate. Palin did better than most people expected, because we didn't expect much... and I just kinda imploded. I know I haven't been political much in this election, least not verbally, but I have been following it closely. I know, it's a bit of a shocker that my whole life doesn't revolve around taboo phone sex

Palin is the brittney spears of politics... let me explain... she was so scandelous, sordid, like brittney, that it kinda took over the election for a bit. Mccaine really wasn't getting that much air time, so he picked the perfect candidate to get him elected. Not because she was qualified... hello... she's not... but because she could get them the publicity she needed. Well, obviously, to get the publics attention... you need to be a rich white girl fuck up... voila... brittney spears... paris hilton... sarah palan... Basically all she needs to do is flash her twat a couple times getting out of a car... and they are so in!

So, in honor of palin... I offer up palin phone sex. We should say... fuck palin... and then actually do it. I am willing to act like a dumb broad, moaning "you betcha" while you boink me hard core up the butt? I have been working on her accent for a couple of days, and we all know I can ramble from one endless point to another... so lets do it... Fuck palin! I always wanted to be a soccer mom, apparently so does palin.

I had typed more, going on rants bout the maral majority... pretty much lots of stuff to piss off the religious ryke... but my interent went down. I mean, I had a pretty lengthy journal on how ticked I was that we were going to elect more of the same into the white house... when... a republican called me for some sweet phone sex

Now, he called me and asked what I was doing and I told him, Im writing a pretty lengthy rant on my blog bout the debates... and he laughed and said he hadn't watched em yet... so I told him what I thought... and he told me he was a republican... whoopsy... we ended up talking for like almost two hours... and I can see where he comes from on some things, and I hope he sees now where I come from.

I decided that I wouldn't post what I had written, but I basically said repubs were evil... and now that I really got to know this guy... I can honestly say, yeah... only some republicans are evil. Still, Im voting my way and hopefully he's not voting... hee hee.

Anyways... thanks Indy for a wonderful evening. Glad I could tuck you in.

Today was fun! I should go away more often to make you all miss me. Actually, the mass majority of my phone sex calls calls were from new callers tho... what gives? Where are my snookie pooks at? hee hee... I bet you are saving yourselves up for this weekend... for a serious bopbrigitteathon... woo hoo. Bop me all you want babies... I double dog dare you.

Anyways, my internet keeps going down... and it ticks me off.. doesn't it know, I am the only thing allowed to go down in this house... I crack myself up... hee hee. See, look, your phone sex princess is back and better than ever.

I shall yack at you soon!

Your phone sex wonder whore!

Brigitte
Phone Sex with Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531

Thankful Phone Sex

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:55:00 GMT

I have a dr's note... I can prove I was really sick... I can scan it in if you want me too... I'd just have to block out the name of the hospital and what not... so it would look like a piece of paper with black spots and a scribble where my drs name supposedly is...

I am alive. I should be taking calls tomorrow, just for a little bit in the late after noon, then again in the evening. I have another dr appointment tomorrow, and then I am going out with my brother for dinner... maybe, if I feel up to it.

I was pretty sick, I am sure you could probably guess by my major absence. Nothing bad or icky or anything, I just need to take care of myself a little bit better... the main thing being, I need sleep. I am sorry guys, I really do try to be there for you when you need me. But, my lack of sleep was a major factor in me getting sicker. So, my absolute out time from now on will be from 3 am est to 11 am est. I have to take care of myself or I will probably get sick again.

I have missed you, some of you visited me in my dreams... my naughty dreams... I'll have to tell you about it when you call... others showed up in my day dreams... cause let me tell you, when you are sick, there is nothing you can do but masturbate... and well, work on a book. Or two books... when my brother wasn't home guarding the no phone zone.... aka my bedroom... I snuck in a little work here and there. I did manage to go to school this past week, and have been busy with majorly catching up... ughh... but I think I am one test short of being fully caught up.

Friday I should be available all day long... save my sleep time... as well as all day Saturday, goodness knows your phone sex princess needs to get her phone on... baby girl gotta go shopping... all my clothes are toooo big for me. What's that line in the devel wears prada... I am one stomach flu from my goal weight... lets just say... you could blow me over just by whispering in my direction.

I am off to bed, I know it's not time, but I am tired... so sleep I must. I must say, you guys kept a pretty deligent watch... my traffic didn't drop and my mailbox is packed full of emails that I have yet to get to... I will try to get to them all today... there are over two hundred... yikes.

Thank you guys, for caring bout me... you guys make me feel like I am more to you than just some chic that talks dirty to you... Im getting girlie on you... but really... thank you.

Brigitte

This pookie is sick!

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:14:30 GMT

Sorry for no updates, I can't believe its been so long since I posted. I have been fighting a major cold for a couple of weeks that just knocks me out... it's odd, cause one day Ill feel ok, the next I feel so dizzy and congested I can't get out of bed. I am taking vitamin c like crazy, but nothing seems to be killing it.Ive lost like ten lbs in two weeks cause Im not eating, cause Im asleep all the time.

Don't feel sorry for me, I will be ok, just need to get rid of this bug... and get back to phone banging you. Ive had a fever all day long, so I am going to go curl back up in my bed and ride this one out. I hope to be better soon!

Don't miss me too much! Email me and I will send you some suggestions for satisfying your needs till I get better, which hopefully won't be too long.

Brigitte!

America's Top Phone Sex Operator!

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:37:41 GMT

I know, I know... I have an ego... but I truly am the best phone sex you will find out there... mostly because I love my kinky phone sex job... but let's face it... Imma lil pervy too... I mean... a lot pervy! But what ever it is, you guys know I am the best and soon... the rest of the world will know just how hot this lil fire cracker can get... hee hee.

The past like 48 hours have been totally awesome! I know why I slept so much last weekend... to gear up for all you wonderfully horny gents out there... oh hubba hubba! My plan for world domination is in full effect and I seemed to have struck the mother load... woo hoo. Over the past 24 hours I have been a naughty school girl a couple of times, the principle of an all girls school, a movie star, twins!, a doctor, a shrink, a cheerleader, the next door neighbor a couple times, a pregnant girl, the girl you got pregnant, a lusty librarian, a drill sargent, the madame... and of course... I got made love to ... me... not someone i was playing... which I love!

One hour I am using a sissy like my own personal barbie and the next Im being kidnapped and sold into slavery by pirates...who wouldn't love my taboo phone sex job???

I am truly having a blast, really I am! I rock it hard core! I know... you don't have to tell me.

Last night, I did something special... had a multi "girl" call wit some of my "girls"... two hours long and we did something totally special... watched America's next top model together. It was the first time Charlotte, BeBe, and Matilda met, on the phone... and it was a little awkward at first... but when the ladies on the show started in on Isis... the girl born in a boys body... they all tuned in... was so much fun! It sucks, cause only my east coast girls can watch with me... unless we all tivo it or something. I give an ANTM phone sex discout so you can afford to call me for the whole show. Last nights was two hours long...whew!

If I would have thought about it, I could have done a project runway night too... a night of FIERCEness.

If I keep being busy, I am going to have to start doing appointments, which sucks... cause I know you all can't control your horny ness... I need clones. Don't worry, I am in the process of finding clones... so to say. And train them with my brand of phone sex. I'll have mini mes of mini me... so to say. I know, some of it can't be trained into girls... they have to have at least a natural talent... but hey, I can sure try, right?

In my spare time, lol, I have been writing a training manual that I will need some help editing... lots and lots of help editing... I mean who am I kidding, and in my adventures out into cyberland, have met a couple of promising candidates. Girls untouched, moldable, and hot... what do you guys think? Are you ready for my phone sex clones? It will take me some time, I have a dispatch center being built for me right now and plus it's going to take a lot of work building the sites as well as training the girls... but I think you guys will enjoy it? I mean, no body is as good as this original... they may spell better and look better... but we all know where your hard ons lay... with me! hee hee

I just think it would be good to have other girls that you know are good at phone sex ready for you cause I am busy, fucking the masses! hee hee I told you I was gonna rule the taboo world... welcome to my reality... hee hee.

My ego is so not fitting in this room anymore.

I may have it set up to where my regular callers can get discounted calls with the girls by reporting back to me with quality control reports... also, may have the girl and you callers do the write ups of the girls page. Really make you interactive with them... just something I am bouncing around. Im sure it will show up on ten sites before mine comes out... but honestly... what is that saying about flattery? hee hee.

What would you guys want from a phone sex site? or a phone sex princess? What would you like offered? What do you think is the most important thing? These questions should be asked all the time, but they hardly ever are? You know me, I don't like reading minds, or trying to guess what gets you off... when it's just so easy to tell me. So tell me, let me pick your brain. Don't be surprised if I don't hear from you in email thewonderwhore@gmail.com that I ask you on our next call.

So, let's check my googly Analytics... I love the word Anal ytics... hee hee. I am such an Anal Whore. Ahhh.. NYC is checking in quite a bit over the past few days... and yet... no calls from the big apple... hmmm ... I want to go to nyc bad. Do all the touristy stuff... have sex in the museum... pushed off in the corner by some guy I just happen to flirt with in the cosmic collision exhibit. Maybe he's a caller of mine, and I don't know. It's a good thing I wore my sundress to the museum, easy access... man, am I getting hot and bothered! Whew.. I definitely need to go to new york city... who wants to go with me?

For those who care, right now I am wearing white tight shorts, and a blue football esque jersey type shirt... dark blue number 01 on the front and back. I have white sparkly flip flops on and my hair is in a pony. It's a bit hot outside... which is odd... cause we were suppose to get thunder storms today.

I need to run out for a couple hours. I need some supplies for school... map of itally, stickers to decorate my italian folder, pink three ring binder... you know, the important stuff... as well as my starbucks... need me some starbucks like something fierce.

Ill talk to you all soon!
Brigitte
"The Best Phone Sex Ever"
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531
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Phone Sex Princess and the Sissy

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:43:48 GMT

Your phone sex school girl is home from her very first day of class. I shall have a recording up in my blog of what I did today sometime tonight or early morning.. hee hee. I am so proud of myself. I wanted to run as far away as I could possibly get... big scaredy cat I am. But I bucked up, got ready... locked my keys in my car and had my brother rush home, just so I could eek into class one minute before it started... blghh. Im such a phone sex dork.

My teacher is awesome... I've already made friends in class and went out to starbucks after wards with two of my classmates. Lots of fun! We don't really have anything in common. They are older, married with children and I'm well... a single, cute, co-ed who makes her living by having taboo phone sex with as many men as I possibly can. But they are nice and will be great study partners.

I get to do some more shopping tomorrow... I need a map of Italy, probably a book on Italian culture as well as a cute three ring binder for the handouts we get in class. If I am going to be the best student in class, not only am I going to have to study like a mofo, but be as organized as possible.

If you want to learn with me... you can do what I am doing on top of my classes... this is free...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/italian/

Sissy Phone Sex Tip

So, I have been doing tons of sissy phone sex since my radio show on it... and one of the things I really like working on with my gals, is beauty secrets.Nothing like a gal getting all dressed up, going to put makeup on and it looking like crap cause your skin isn't soft and moist enough. I do my face twice a day whether I wear make up or not. In the morning, I clean it with a cleanser and one of those ultra sonic brushes... then I take an exfoliate wash I have, made with sugar... and rub it on my face in circles upward. I past dry, and spray a peptide on my face, followed by moisturizer... I do the same at night... but right before I put the moisturizer on, I put on vitamin c, both in a spray as well as cream. I am working on a section of all my beauty products for dungeon website. Ladies, do this for two weeks then see the difference in your make up... it won't look like it's caked on and you will feel more natural... and definitely more beautiful!

Also wonderful news for my sissies... in January... I will be having an internet runway show... with you ladies as my models... and putting that up on my site... showing off all our hard work... I have two of you already squealing with delight... hee hee. Plus something special for next June! If you want to participate... faces will be masked... you will need to see me about it. W will devise the perfect look for you as well as all the other details. I will have more up on the website as soon as I can get it launched. I'm taking phone sex with you sexy beings to the next level... just you wait!

Your your phone sex princess will be available for most of tomorrow and Thursday, with the reminder that I will be out Friday night and all day Saturday... and possibly all day Sunday as I am going Hiking before the weather starts to turn. Some place called the flume... let me look it up... it's suppose to be beautiful. http://www.visitnh.gov/flume/index.html Oh wow, now I really can't wait! I got my cute pink hiking boots already to go.. hee hee.

I recently got a new book on new england and have been going through it marking up the things I want to do. I only have a few more months till the snow comes and have decided to make the best of it. Also, after the snow comes I have decided that I will take up ... sledding... snow sculpting... and ice skating... to make it more fun. I can handle the snow... it's no big deal... it will actually be kinda fun... right? hee hee Maybe Ill try skiing again... so I can be your cute little phone sex snow bunny.

So, somebody in the Cambridge area of Mass. keeps clicking on my page... and I keep daydreaming bout who it might be, cause they haven't called me... no... haven't gotten the nerve to call this sweet, seductive phone sex extravaganza of a girl. So I am left to fantasize about who it might be... maybe it's a professor at harvard who wants to ravish me on his desk... or it's a rider of the red line T who would love for me to fondle him as a stranger in a crowded car. Maybe it's someone who I've walked past while I was discovering Cambridge, caught wif of my giggle and hunted me down the internet to cyber stalk me in his private time? Hmmm... give a girl a clue? Just drop me an email or something would you? hee hee!

Maybe it's someone from my past... checking in on me?

Well, I am wired. I think I may ride my bike down to the ice cream parlor and get me a scoop of moose track ice creaam... I know... sounds horrible... but it's quite wondeful. Think of me, in the moonlight, gently licking the mound of ice cream on top of it's long hard cone... damn.. I'm good...or cheesey... but one thing is for sure... I am definately THE BEST PHONE SEX out there! You wanna fuck me now... huh?

For those who care, right now I am wearing black jeans and my college tshirt in pink.... its not what I wore to class, I changed when I got home... my hair is up in a pony, and my face is scrubed clean of the very little make up I was wear. After I get back from my jaunt to the ice cream parlor. I will strip down to my college shirt and be ready for hot, kinky phone sex calls!

Think naughty thoughts!

Brigitte
Phone Sex with The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Phone Sex School Girl

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 08:17:04 GMT

I should have been in bed hours ago, but I can't sleep. I am so excited bout today... why do you ask?

Hee Hee...

It's my first day of school!

That's right, your phone sex sweet heart is officially a school girl again! I can't wait. I got my outfit picked out and ready to go. I got my cute pink argyle backpack, thank you heathstar, packed with all my school supplies and books... all pink and princessey. I have my hair and make up planned... as to look as cute as possible in case I have become so incredibly stupid in my break from college that I will need to flirt my way to A's.

I wish time would hurry up, can't I be in class already?

I had a wonderful weekend... I got a lot of sleep. Isn't that horrible. Actually, I was pretty exhausted... so I kept my pretty precious butt in bed for a few extra hours of shut eye. I kinda needed it. Most of you know, I don't get that much sleep, specially with clients in all the us time zones, not to mention my two callers from Europe. I don't mind it, I really enjoying talking to people from all over the place, just about every three weeks, my body crashes and I need to get some serious sleep. I probably slept to much today, which is another reason I am wide eyed and busy tailed at three in the am. I have to be up at 7.

For some reasons, I am having problems with my webhost, it's quite sluggish and a pain in the butt... but I do have new surprises for you fellows... some I think you will really like... some I really like. I have tons of new comics to put up, but can't get the layout right so they will fall in comic format... plus my phone sexradio show is coming back... a slightly different format for now... but still... it will be awesome! Once I launch what I want to launch, it will be whole new kind of phone sex awesomeness!

I think you phone sex cutie might be growing up, don't get me wrong... I will always look like a pre teen... my mother looks like shes barely 25... so I have good genes... and I will always be inlove with pink... but I kinda sorta have started collecting things that aren't pink... now... don't have a heart attack... they aren't princess related either. I saw these little statues that look like wood carvings with bavarianish details carved on them last christmas. I thought they were a little wierd but kinda cool. Then I saw them at Disneyworld, and then again while helping charlotte shop for her sister... she's a big disney fan. They are little statues done by Jim Shore, and you may have notice them start to appear on my wishlist cause now I am totally obsessed with em. Blame charlotte... she sent me this lil tinkerbell one... and what you can't see in the picture is that she has the wickedest lil face carved into her... and the pumpkin at her feet is actually an acorn.

I now how a dumbo one. Hee Hee... they aren't that expensive and they do more than just disney... so if you need help christmas shopping or birthday shopping... I can help you pick one out... uh... your favorite phone sex operator or friends and family. I love shopping and I am awesome at helping find gifts. I was thinking of offering up my services at christmas time cause I know how much you guys love shopping. If you can, I higly advice you get started now anyways... that way the pressure is off and you might actually enjoy the holiday season. Let's make this an awesome holiday season... shall we? I double dog dare you to get your shopping done before the end of October. I also double dog dare you to out do me in Halloween fun... you guys deserve to have fun again, no matter what your age... plus... have you seen all the slutty costumes the girls are wearing? If you haven't then you haven't gone out on Halloween for a long time. Anyways... I got my Christmas shopping started as well as started making my halloween costume for me as well as my roommates. Do I make you sick? Ahh... but you love me.

Anyways, my services for helping you chirstmas shop are steep... a jim shore statue... we can work out the details later... lol. I may evey give you a sample of my expertise with one family or friend...if you like what I suggest... then you can hire me... hee hee.

For those who care, your taboo phone sex mistress is wearing a cute lil strawberry shortcake short outfit that is meant to be a sleep outfit for kids... kids clothes are so much cheaper and I get to wear the cute stuff I want... hee hee. My hair is up in a knot on top of my head and I am freshly showered and lotioned.

Ok, it's now way way late... and I need my beauty sleep and brain sleep if I am ever going to pass my classes. You guys dream of me and all my phone sex hotness... hee hee.

Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531

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thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 04:33:23 GMT

Immalive... Immalive! Just a busy lil hooker. I so love having a life... really I do. This week, besides the attempts by a migrain to keep me down... I have been out playing during the day... and having naughty phone sex at night. I know... I should be at your every beck and call... but I really do deserve to go out every once in awhile... aka all week long... lol.

Your phone sex princess found a new mall to ravage... I love being so close to so many shopping centers where I can celebrate the joys of life and shop till I drop. Actually, I got a gift card and that mall was the only mall that had the store I needed, so I went... I saw... I spent every last dime of that gift card plus five dollars of my own... thank you Charlotte. I got a black completely sequined dress... it looks like black oil, its so slick when I wear it. I can't wait to go boogey next weekend in it. It's very cabaret-ish. Very short and I will wear black tights and mary janes with it. Probably might try rag curling my hair for the occasion too... should give me just the look I want. Sexy and naughty and oh so irresistible. What? I'm not allowed to tease the guys at the club? I also got this totally hot top, thats kinda a baby doll top, but it has this black mesh over it with yes... some sequins on it... for some reason sequins spoke to me. Plus this really hot black velvet riding jacket that has red satin on the inside... and a corset lace up the back. I look fierce in the damn thing... we are talking dominatrix meets english rider fierce... if there is any such thing. Plus a white dress for my first day of school, very goddness meets school girlish... and some bras with extra padding in em so I can feel like I have a breast when I want one.

I love to shop... now you know why I am so good at taboo phone sex, not just because I like it so much, but because I am no fool... it feeds my shopping addictions... hee hee. So, until I get a fool time sugar daddy... aka husband... you know I will be right here on the net, being your cute, phone sex hooker... hee hee.

I should be home for most of tomorrow... save for gym time and Sunday brunch with the girls. I like my lil circle of friends... it's really nice. I almost feel like kari from sex in the city... of course Im keri... the hopeless romantic with a sic fashion sense. My friends love what I do for a living, constantly trying to get me to spell my secrets, all the while swearing they could never do what I do. Please, two of them would probably rock at being a phone sex operator... and the other one... well... she'd have to be a goodgirl, and all the boys would have to corrupt her... which is what she needs severely.

Wait, I have dinner plans too... that will probably keep me out from five to ten... I have a scrap book date with the good girl... lol.

Monday, I should be home womaning the phones... like a good lil phone sex whore. If the gym is open, I will go, but I don't think it is. I got stuff to make Grilled Cheese sandwiches... yes, it's my fall time food... but guess what? It's fall... the leaves are already starting to change. Just crazy. I know the snow is coming, I can feel it, but this year I am prepared... I know how to combat it.

Tuesday will be my first day of school! Wish Me luck, maybe after wards you can all have perverse phone sex with this naughty school girl... hee hee.

I have no plans Wednesday or Thursday, Friday night I'm going out with the girls and will be out all night and all of Saturday... we are renting a hotel in Boston for the night so we can party like there is no tomorrow. Its one of my friends birthdays and we plan on having some serious fun.

So there is my week in a nutshell... I am still working on the availability part of my page... soon soon... all in good time... I have so many balls in the air right now... they are dropping left and right. Things will calm down soon, I promise.

For those who care right now... I am butt ass naked! To humid to wear clothing... sheesh.

Thanks to my "Charade" fan guy who called for a full 100 minutes with me this past week... that totally rocked... and I have a lil secret... you kept my going at it all night long after you hung up.. hubba hubba... hee hee.

I am off to put my sweet lil butt to bed, this phone sex co-ed needs her beauty sleep... talk to you soon!

Virgin Phone Sex

thewonderwhore@gmail.com — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 01:16:40 GMT

I love playing the virgin on my phone sex role play calls. I mean, I do do it well.. don't I? I know Mr. Seattle has popped that cherry numerous of times... hee hee. Not to mention quite a few men in America. Hee Hee It's fun to be innocent and willing, in a very naughty way.

I know I said I would be home today, and I do apologize, your phone sex princess got invited to a photo shoot one of her friends was doing in Boston, a non nude one guys... lol, and I went to see what it was like. The photographer was really really nice, answered a lot of my questions... and I think even made a pass at me. He was really shy, and quite, which I thought was odd, cause I guess he's a pretty big deal. My friend was all kinds of nervous on the way down there. But she looked hot, and if she gives me permission, Ill post the pics up here when they come out.

I really do love Boston, I know... Imma Seattle girl, always will be. But Boston just has so much history, and so much to do here. I am getting used to the people, and the guys with the Southie Accents that whistle when you walk by... I really didn't know guys still did that... lol. I am so glad, I uprooted and moved cross county... it was the best thing I think I have done in awhile... I mean, cept for becoming your phone sex dream kitten hee hee.

Before going down, I had brunch on Mainstreet. It's the thing most people do around here... kinda fun. Lots of snooty people, but I was with friends, so it really didn't matter. Main street here is really really quaint... I love shopping on mains treet... well, not really shopping spending money, but window shopping cause it can get quite pricey.

So, who in West Hollywood is clicking on my Site? Hmmm? Beverly Hills too? I mean, whats a girl gotta do to get a call from one of you checks up on me? And mr man from Cambridge... I see you clicking too? Hee Hee... least you could do is send me off an email if phone sex isn't your thing... lol. Have I mentioned how much I love google analytics lately... I like seeing places I have actually lived pop up in my data base... or places I have been to... Like Alemeda, CA, where my sister used to live and Puyallup, Wa where I used to hang out with friends. I get to cyber stalk my cyber stalkers... in a good way... hee hee.

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I had a caller from Chicago in the Wee Hours of this morning... I think I talked his ear off... you know me, when I get chatty, I get really chatty and there is just no stopping me. I had a blast with him on his call, so hopefully he did to... to counter balance me in super talk mode... hee hee.

For those who care, your phone sex beauty is all ready for bed, yes... I know it's early, but I am one pooped puppy. I got on a pink lil itty biitty night gown that has matching panties, makes me feel like wendy darling from peter pan... hee hee. I sleep naked, but I like pajamas... go figure.

I shall catch up with you all tomorrow... Call me soon... and think naughty thoughts of me!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
8772811531
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