I have an appointment today to get my hair done... so I will be gone for a couple hours... then off to dinner with the family... I woon't be late... like eight or nine.

I shall update my calendar tonight... so you all can keep track of me!

http://www.pinksexblogs.com/phone-sex.htm

They rated my blog at 4 stars... and only one other blog is rated that high in phone sex right now... how cool is that? At least I think they rated me, I hope you don't start out with five star and they slowly start taking them away as you go... yikes... I best be on my best behavior.

I love GOOGLE! They rock... really, I love them... I love gmail, I love SEO-ing with them... I love everything about google... (Can the google gods hear me?) I have had this site for goodness knows how long and thought because of the word whore in the title, it was pretty much dead in the water! Guess not, I put on google analytics and I can see me popping up in search engines... I can also see who and who hasn't been in my site... ahem.. least what states and cities they are in... Sheesh... I know what state you are in people.. and I know you read the blog... VISIT MY SHINY NEW SITE... and click all the links... and play with my favorites... and overall just rub one out to the awesomeness that is www.thewonderwhore.com. I am watching you guys... keeping my eyes open... I see how it is... Keep me on speed dial I see... Come on Mr. Oregon... and Mr Mass... tsk tsk. Sigh...

If I were a cute, vivacious, hottie with a young phone sex voice... then I would expect way more hints... OH WAIT! I am all that... now chop chop... hop to it!

Hi Mr Seattle!!! I see you peeking... and Mungy... I know you know I got what you want... right down... here.... hot lil pair of panties... hee hee.

Scary isn't ... I can stalk you back... I LOVE IT! From what I can tell, not a lot of sites use it.. which is shocking I guess... but I'm sure they will just start popping up in their code... you can tell cause there is a java in ther view source for it.

Ah man... there goes my high.... http://www.sexblogpimp.com/phone-sex/ with me an no stars... grrr. and here... Vhttp://www.sexblogplanet.com/phone-sex.htm Grr Grr.

Well I still have to mow the lawn and plant some tomatos... look at me... lil miss housewife material... and then get so I can have some Sex In The City!

Think I better Dance Now...

Brigitte

and have a good time... oh yeah... She your butt, shake your fucking butt....


Who's House? Dems House... Yeah! Who's House? Dems House!

So, I am just a little bit happy at the turn of events in the past couple of days. My faith in my fellow americans is being built back up. Every single one of you who voted, regaurdless of who you voted for, deserves a big fucking kiss... but all you dem voters... blow job. Ill be on the corner of fifth and vine handing out celebratory kisses and sloppy sucks for the next, oh, ten years or soo... hee hee.

Now, I need to see my people step up and take action. Apparently I can get a meeting with my congress peoples relatively simply, so that's what I will be working on in the next couple of weeks. Figuring out just what I want to say to her, what needs to be said, such as this 2257 stuff and the whole passing bills within bills having nothing to do with the original bill what so ever. And breaking down bills to where they are easier to understand and not so intimidating to the average person. No more legals writing this fuckers up, lets have eight grade english teachers write them. Most people don't vote on initiatives too because of the complexity of em, least those of you whom Ive spoken with. Ive got so much to say, and I am sure I won't have an awful lot of time to say it.

There should at least be bullet points on these things. Who it affects, why it affects, when will it be active..etc.

Ive been a busy busy little bee too. I couldnt work this past weekend, but I had a very, very good excuse.. my apartment was flooding. Not to bad, only bout a quarter of it, but enough to make me have to pretty much pail it out ever half an hour during the hardest rains. I had to put my brand new mattress up on cans cause I don't have my bedframe yet... so that was lots of fun, not. My apartment complex sucks, so all the more reasons to work my bottom off to get out of it.

Looking for some new porn? Go to Asia Carrera to get some of her porn, it tottally rocks. Im not a what do you call it... affiliate or anything, I don't get any money off it, but I admire her so much and think shes an awesome porn star and an even awesomer...hee hee.. woman. If you wanna be nice to me, buy me some and send it to me too... hee hee. Ill tell you which ones I have and don't have, I don't have any of her autographed photos, and they would make an excellent christmas present to yours truly.

So, lets see... oh yeah, going out with Delia rocks. We are just like sisters, it's so much fun. I met her dog for the first time, she didnt have her the last time I was there, and even her dog rocks, ok... don't tell my pups she said that. Im going up again on Friday, and I can't wait. Guess what boys, Ill be doing calls up there too... hee hee. So,if you miss your Delia and want to say hi... call me and I will let you talk to her too.. hee hee. She misses so many of you too...

Imma little irked. I found my dream bike, put it on my amazon list, and its gone... grrr... not gone someone got it for me, but gone as in not available, how am I spose to get my adult pink hello kitty bike if they dont have it anymore... sheesh, Im hoping it comes back... or I will throw one big big temper tantrum.

Plans for this month, if all goes well... Im gonna go see tim conway and that harvey guy with the gcs I got for it... woo hoo. Thank you SuperDopperStevers for my GCs, he's also sent me some so I can go see the Nutcracker which I have always wanted to see. I wanted to see the Dixie Chicks, but the timings just not right, Go Chickies Go... you girls rock. I play thier lastest cd all the time... The one song is my battle cry!

For those who care, right now I am all bundled up for the blustery day outside. Army green mens sweater, blue jeans, thick socks, no bra or panties. My hair is pulled up on top and let go in the back with a dragon fly sparkly clip I got at the fair for my sister, she went and chopped her hair off the week after I got it, before I could send it to her, so I rotated it inot my collection. It was a bad haircut Im told and I didnt want to upset her more by sending it anyways. I smell like my body wash, the love potion from victoria secret right now... and my detergent, the vanilla lavender tide that I love so much. I am so in a snuggle mood.

Oh Oh Oh... and guess what. This chick can cook. Sit down, cause Im sure some of you aren't ready for this. I didnt... make a sandwhich... all week long. Nothing in my house went between two slices of bread. EVerything I ate for the past week, I made myself, no tv dinners, no sugars, not enriched flower, almost all organic. I kinda got off my organic trip for a couple weeks and I so could tell a difference. Im in training.... well sorta, Im gonna do a five k run next month, and start working myself back up to longer runs. this chickie is gonna do as many runs as she possibly can next year. I shall have a run count going in my journal after the begining of the year. I should do a couple this month, and I might, just need to find some I believe in. The one coming up is very special to me, Id post it here, but for my safety, Ill post it after I run it. Hee Hee. It's an awesome run, and i can't wait to tell you why.

Ok, so I need to go run some errands. I have to be in bed by ten tonight, sorry guys, so I can be up early for Delia tomorrow. I was on a good schedule till a couple days ago, but tonight, its all snooze fest for me.

Kiss Kiss Kiss
Brigitte
PS We Are The Champions....hee hee.

October is gonna be my month. I own it. That's right, it's all mine. If Im not hoarse and sore as all hell by the end of the month, then I didnt rock it right. All you sexy stud muffins, Im gonna fuck you, at least twice, aiming for four times a piece tho. All you sissies, Im gonna work you like you have never been worked before. And all you perverts, Im gonna make all your wildest fantasies come true. I am the wonder whore. I should be called uber whore, but we shall see if I earn that title at the end of the month.

I am so gung ho its not even funny. Not just with my phone sex, but with my biz. I got me some big plans, big time things in store for me... and I aint afraid to work hard for it. Im hopin by november to have a members area on my site, where I do naughty recordings. Will only cost you like ten bucks for a life time membership. Captain cam and I are gonna be doing some hot ones here tomorrow, arent you jealous... hee hee... and they will be in that area as well. I wont be able to do it till end of october, begining of november, because that is when I can get my podcasting equipment. So, patience, patience.

Im learning so much bout that damn seo, just when I think Ive got it, I find out more I can be doing. I feel like im always one step behind the game. That's ok, cause I decided Im gonna be a millionaire by june 2008. I know, its bold of me to say so, but a girls gotta put deadlines on herself for richness..and well, thats a little under two years to do it. I know I can. Hee Hee.

I met the man of my dreams yesterday. He is tall, dark, and handsome. He is absolute fabulous...oh wait, I forgot to put my gay tags on that word.... fabulous Hee Hee. He's gonna be my interior decorator when I can afford one. I went into thomasville furniture yesterday and he was the one that answered questions and it turns out they are all decorators, but I absolutely fell inlove with him... in a purely interior decorator sense. You should have seen the look on his face when I said I wanted everything done in pink...hee hee. Of course I was only halfway kidding. Anyways, I have his card and will be having naughty decorating fantasies about him all day long. Oh yes, put the lamp right there, oh pussy pink on the walls, yes yes yes!

Ok, I gotta get back to work, break time over. I shall talk to you all very soon. Come and fuck me hard you freaking sex fiends.

Brigitte

I got flowers and a totally awesome fruit box from sexy cam man this week...hee hee. The flowers are on top of my tv, and look almost exactly like picassos sun flowers. I keep looking up there and double taking, they are so pretty. The fruit rocks, I ve eatten two pairs and one orange so far. Im trying to pace myself so I don't terrorize it like a tazmanian devil. It also came with this awesome organic honey, almonds and some totally yummy spiced raspberry tea. I love love love it... hee hee. Tripple love baby. Thank you captain cam, you spoil me rotten, I swear.

I will be updating the punchcard page today. I know, Im behind greatly, but I have a good excuse. Ive been extreemly busy. I found a new free place to advertise that has been untapped by psos and Im... hee hee.. taking advantage of it as much as possible before it gets saturated like craigslist did.

I also took a couple days off and will probably take this Sunday off to myself. Last week Sam and I went to Pikes place market and downtown seattle. It was a beautiful day, actually we are having a reallly late summer and had a beautiful week. I got some flowers...beautiful flowers and concord grapes for lunch...oh yeah. We are going to make is a weekly trip to pikes place market to get our fruits and veggies, and when I need more flowers, I will get more flowers.

We also went to the fair. I love the fair. I went in a slip of a girl and came out looking like I was four months pregnant, I swear. I had a cowpie, roasted corn, crusty pup...and a scone. Oh my goodness, was it yummy. I could live at the fair, I could also gain nine hundred lbs if I did, but that's besides the point.

Willz going in heat. Lovely. Boo will be out of his mind here shortly, he's already got the I want some of that look in his eyes and is following her around..should be fun.

The Month of October is " Fuck Brigitte Senseless" month. I need to crank out as many orgasms and as many calls as possible. I normally do a lot of calls this month and I want this year to be no different. So boys, on your marks, get set.... GO!

Ok, I need to get my ho on today. Im aiming for a big number today and so far, Ive only done one call, earned fifteen dollars. I just woke up with that call, but its on, its on like the break of dawn.

Call and Fuck me!!!

Brigitte