I think I broke it... JUST KIDDING!


Oh man, oh man, oh man... did I have a blast last night! Watched Asia Porn all night long, holy moly was that fun masturbating with you guys... getting to actually see what turns you on, and you getting to see what makes me tick! We are so doing that again... I don't know how many times I came last night, but holy fuck a noli... I wanna do it again! Probably one of the most erotic nights I have ever had! And no, I will not be getting my poor lil hoo haw pierced, no matter how hot it looks in porn... the thought of piercing that... makes me want to pass out... and not in the good way!

Sorry Pookie Wookie Snookie... whom this lil whore tried to wake up for this morning... but failed miserably... sigh... I really did want to play today, and was all excited bout it... but alas my body dictated when I was to wake up... I need to realize my own limits, least listen to what my body is telling me.

It's raining today, so my gardening plans are put on hold. I am going to take a few calls today, but boys... please be gently... let's just say, masturbating with such zest last night... was a little over zealous and it actually kinda hurts to sit down... hee hee. I'm so bad... probably why you all like me so much!

I think you guys need to email me with your favorite porn stars for the next round... anybody but Jenna, sorry... if she happens to be in something, I tend to fast forward... blghh. But email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I will pick the most popular and put her up for our next porn a thon!

I've already got 100 dollars towards my dream! My swim pool! Woo Hoo! Two hundred more and it is so mine! You guys rock hard core!!! I remember from being a little girl... that it takes FOREVER to fill a pool up... and then you have to wait forever for the chemicals to set... so... as soon as I get my pool and we get the hose in it to start filling it... ALL CALLS WILL BE 50 PERCENT OFF till my pool is filled and ready for me to dive in! How cool is that??? Ohhh yeah, we gonna have a pool party!!! hee hee.

My recordings page is up and ready, you can buy the only recording I have done so far... hee hee... on niteflirt right now at 2.25 a minute... Im masturbating... lol... I am working on the wav ones that you can just buy from me. So you can download them to your computer if you want, or visit the link as many times as your hearts desire... those will be done by Monday, plus a whole bunch more recordings! Go me! I rule huh? It's ok, you can tell me.. I know I rock hard core!

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte... I keep forgetting Charlotte... but I will announce it today! I created him a myspace page... decorated it myself to what I thought of him.. hee hee... He is my first friend on my myspace page... A Check it out .. I just pulled a layout from the internet, it wasn't my design, but Charlotte loves it and agrees it's so her! Hee Hee... if you want me to do you one, specifically for being my phone sex budy, let me know. I can even hook you up with your own wonder whore email address to sign into it with! There are a couple of pics from disney world and seaworld on there in my pics... on my account, that you can check out... I haven't uploaded them all, as my computer hates me.

Oh yeah... and if you haven't noticed... My butterfly in the tab is PERFECT now! It doesn't look like someone smooshed it with a news paper anymore... woo hoo! That was just driving me ape shit! sheesh I am pretty proud of myself.. I have been working like a hooker in heat this past month. Every page on my website is operational... I work on it a little everyday... now all I need to do is get it to the top of the Search Engines and I will be happy! I have some tweaking to do, get on some top sites, fix my index page, then link it to more sites... plus beg my brother to research SEO for adult sites... and then give me the cliff notes so I CAN RULE THE WORLD... muah ha ha ha ha hee hee.

Anyways... I will always update new things on there, plus, I have a plan for a new site to go along with my wonder whore site... since google doesn't like the word whore.. sigh... lol... anyways... the new site will be a more HARD CORE Brigitte... lol.. whatever that means!!!

For those who care, right now I am in a black and white mod sleevless dress. The kind you would find in the early sixties... no waist, white thick line ddown the front of the dress that splits and lines the bottom of the dress... I need some mod white sun glassess to go with it.. and knee high white boots. I am just wearing a pair of white mules with em... they look modish enough! My hair is straight... I went and took my flat iron to it... so it is like rod stright down around my face... including my bangs. I look hot... just trust me on it. I have on... ok, don't laugh at me... but it was a set I got in the kids department... a pink and blue care bre training bra and panty set on underneath... I said it... training bra... so there so!

Think I'd better dance now...

Brigitte

Im so gonna be sun kissed today. I put my sunblock on, but I fear it may not have been enough... least I know I will be nice and tan by the end of the weekend... cause we are having all sun all the time... let me make sure it hasnt changed...Nope... no rain till Wednesday... knock on wood. I pulled the laptop out on the patio and dispatched calls for like hours today... just basking in the sun

Mr Seattle got caught... hee hee... apparrently his tastes ran to the more exotic and which I don't fall into. I think he felt a little off finding out that Im the dispatcher... hee hee... but it's ok. I like the thought of you with other women. (And I didnt clarify in my last journal... he didn't leave his girlfriend for me.. I was just making a joke)

MR>OMG.. I got your messages today. I didn't have a chance to respond but will send you an email. You know you will always have a place in my heart, but I think you really need to take a break from women all together for abit... considering what's happened with the last two. Collect yourself, Im here as your friend always. Im not going anywhere.

Snoopy is so sweet, wanted to comment on my last journal but couldn't. Missed you last night too.. I look forward to you!

Summer always kicks off with one song for me every year. SummerTime By will smith. They played it today... totally rocked. I have been dancing my butt off. Shakira... my hips don't lie... got me sweating hard core... doing her hip dance really works your abs. Oh yeah... my hips dont lie. Ive been dancing for hours and hours it feels like. Im so liking life right now!

Tip for finding ms. right...

Girls are human beings, nothing to be scared of. You all can talk to me easily, Imma girl... so talking to another girl should just be as easy. If need be, just pretend shes me, but omit all the naughty thoughts and words. If you want practice, practice with me.

Same goes for exploring with sex once you have a girlfriend/wife. Girls have sexual fantasies too.. but most are a lil timid, so you have to ease them into it. Just take your time.

Oh man... ll cool j is on... I need love... Im rockin out now!

Hee Hee

For those who care, right now I am wearing itty bitty white denim shorts and a pale yellow top, that has like all these little hooks in the front that close my top... couple keep coming undone. I smell like my coconute sun block, hair in a pony...Sunglasses sitting on top of my head... big smile on my face.

Ok, done chatting... kiss.

Ill be back later!

aim:seagirl249
yahoo: brigitteskitty
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
http://www.phonesexutopia.com/brigitte.php
877-281-1531

Neener neener... I rule! I rock! And I owe it all to you guys. I didn't double my daily goal... I was 80 minutes away from doing so... but that's ok, cause my company kicked ass and hit a mile stone yesterday. Im walking around with my chest all puffed out like Im hot shit... cause well I am all shit... and I couldn't have done it without the help of you guys... really and truly, you guys rock!

Im running on shear adreneline right now. It was hard to sleep last night cause I couldn't stop giggling with shear delight. Ill probably take a couple cat naps today and try to do it all over again!

Shoutouts!

1. Mr. MMM MMM GOOOOD... strawberries and chocolate... my favorite... my time with you is always delicious to say the least.

2. New Caller... off of craigslist, let me pick my fantasy. I picked the first one, but we so will do the second one, next time you call. I so need to get a nickname for you. Maybe mr. PMH pound me harder... hee hee.

3. Garglemon... what you do with your..uh.. spunk is pretty nasty man... lol... ewie..makes me want to pukie...

4. BitchBoy... I guess I wont hang up on you when you learn that the correct way to address me is Princess Brigitte... how much did you waste yesterday... till you learned? hmmm... Plus you need to work on your tone.

5.Imgonnatell... so you better pay up. You know what I want, naughty lil amazon gcs so I can blow it on anything I want. I mean, you really don't want your wifey to know, right? Aint Blackmail great.

6. Mr HUGEBALLS... you never did tell me what you did to get your gf to wrack you so hard you pervert... I want to know... Im so gonna love sporting the purse you got me... neener neener.

7.StripForYou... you like it how I tell you in detail what Im taking off and how Im taking it off almost as much as you love my hot lil mouth.

8.DD4BG... This baby girl really knows what her D wants now... I know how to please my sugar pop, and he wants barely legal age play... and Im so all for it... hee hee.

9.CRAPONU I think the title says it all.. we don't want my readers to know how disgusting you are.

10. Prissy... I wanna dress you up again. I had so much fun, pretending to be your baby sister, and you showing me the ropes on how to please a man with my pouty lil lips... thanks for the make up tips!

11.Michaelangelo.. Im sure I spelled that wrong, but your fantasies are shear works of art... so much detail goes into them, I so can learn from you... more more more.

12.GoodNPlenty... I want more pics mr. Your cock is fucking huge as all hell... thats a four fister if I ever saw one.

13.WannaWrestle... I so kicked your ass... me in my cute lil leo... you wimp. Got pinned by a girl! Ha Ha HA

14.Tiffany... gasp... your naughty mouth... already made your quota for the weekend. Im so proud of you, but that doesnt mean your work is done. I should hire you and put you to work for me... hee hee... make you do ts phone sex... hee hee.

15.Ugghh... I really can't stand your sniveling and whining. I really can't stand you. If you didn't pay me, I wouldn't play.

16.Romance In The Park... I got goosebumps with how gentle you were with me. I can't believe how nice you are. Im so glad you found me too... and can't wait to play with you more.

17.BlisterBloomers... I SMACKED that ASS.. now didn't I?

I think I got everyone. Cool.

I wont be here during the day tomorrow for a couple hours. Im going to some ritzy restaurant for a friends birthday... doing lunch with her and old friends. I didn't really want to go, but I need to get back out in the real world every now and then. Wish me luck, Im kinda nervous bout it... don't know why... just an old world I haven't belonged to in a very long time.

For those who care... Im wearing white cotton panties with itty bitty hot pink flowers all over them and a tiarra. That's it. I have to put clothes on before the nurse gets here... but I just thought I would share that visual. My hair is a bit messy... ok, so my hair is really messy, looks like sex hair... but the tiarra is a nice touch, don't you think?

Willz in heat.. boos gone nutso. I really need to get them fixed. Oh happy day that will be.

Snooooopy? Where are you? TWO DAYS... sniff.

JACK DANIELS... please come back!

CAPTAIN CAM... fell asleep on me last night waiting for me... how rude!

MarkyMARK... I told you, before midnight... you gotta call... I was only up late that one day... now be the good perv you are and squeeeze them balls.

Mr. Bronco... where are you? I need some Anal Lovin!

Mr. Seattle has a girlfriend and thinks he doesn't need me anymore... tsk tsk.. sheesh.. dropped like an old wrag...hee hee. I am happy for him.

Ok, Im done rambling... think Im gonna go fix me a bowl of wheetabix and bananas... mmmm... I will chat at you later...

Kiss...
Balls To The Wall...
Brigitte!
aim:seagirl249
yahoo: brigitteskitty
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
http://www.phonesexutopia.com/brigitte.php
877-281-1531

October is gonna be my month. I own it. That's right, it's all mine. If Im not hoarse and sore as all hell by the end of the month, then I didnt rock it right. All you sexy stud muffins, Im gonna fuck you, at least twice, aiming for four times a piece tho. All you sissies, Im gonna work you like you have never been worked before. And all you perverts, Im gonna make all your wildest fantasies come true. I am the wonder whore. I should be called uber whore, but we shall see if I earn that title at the end of the month.

I am so gung ho its not even funny. Not just with my phone sex, but with my biz. I got me some big plans, big time things in store for me... and I aint afraid to work hard for it. Im hopin by november to have a members area on my site, where I do naughty recordings. Will only cost you like ten bucks for a life time membership. Captain cam and I are gonna be doing some hot ones here tomorrow, arent you jealous... hee hee... and they will be in that area as well. I wont be able to do it till end of october, begining of november, because that is when I can get my podcasting equipment. So, patience, patience.

Im learning so much bout that damn seo, just when I think Ive got it, I find out more I can be doing. I feel like im always one step behind the game. That's ok, cause I decided Im gonna be a millionaire by june 2008. I know, its bold of me to say so, but a girls gotta put deadlines on herself for richness..and well, thats a little under two years to do it. I know I can. Hee Hee.

I met the man of my dreams yesterday. He is tall, dark, and handsome. He is absolute fabulous...oh wait, I forgot to put my gay tags on that word.... fabulous Hee Hee. He's gonna be my interior decorator when I can afford one. I went into thomasville furniture yesterday and he was the one that answered questions and it turns out they are all decorators, but I absolutely fell inlove with him... in a purely interior decorator sense. You should have seen the look on his face when I said I wanted everything done in pink...hee hee. Of course I was only halfway kidding. Anyways, I have his card and will be having naughty decorating fantasies about him all day long. Oh yes, put the lamp right there, oh pussy pink on the walls, yes yes yes!

Ok, I gotta get back to work, break time over. I shall talk to you all very soon. Come and fuck me hard you freaking sex fiends.

Brigitte