I made a ne girl friend, well... right now, more of an aquaintance, but would really like to become a friend of hers. She's like me, in so many ways... but of us with simular stories, cept she has children and lives far away and has a passion for things that scare the crap out of me. Was just nice to meet someone that I can relate to in a different way...

Now don't get me wrong, I love each and every one of you guys, but sometimes you just need a girl friend. I guess Im reaching out more and more. First my friend beth, making plans with her before I realized what words were coming out of my mouth, then reaching out to a complete stranger, offering up help in an area that I am just learning. What has the world come to? Just odd. I guess it's ok to say that sometimes I get lonely. Isn't it? Im the wonder whore, but even I am human. Probably why I understand so many of you guys too... loneliness sucks.

I should make it my goal to match make every single one of you guys, well... the ones that don't enjoy the bennies of being a bachelor... you hound dogs. I know, then you would become like mr seattle and leave my ass... but Ill always be here for when you need a lil sumpin sumpin on the side. So, maybe I should put in here my fail proof dating tips. Let's see... what would be the first one I would say...

ohh yeah...

1. Hit on girls that arent wearing make up, arent dressed to the nines. When they are grocery shopping or at the laundry mat, stay away from the gym... cause everyone looks hot when they work out... its the sweat factor... we know we look hot at the gym. But seriously, if you hit on a girl, when she feels she doesn't look her best, then she will feel like she can be herself with you, she doesn't HAVE to put on a face and the pressure of being seen without makeup for the first time is erased as well.

I learned this when I came back from a week of hell training at hinterbraun in germany. A week of running a couple miles in the mountains, stripping to my bikini, dipping into streams or falling down and doing snow angels, then running back. That was just the start of what they put us through. No make up, no hair dryers... nothing... oh... and one shower the whoooooooooole week...ew. When I came back, mike g hit on me. I had had a crush on mike g for the whole year, and he came and took my hand and said he had never seen me so beautiful, so alive. That was the most wonderful thing anyone had ever said to me. Still gives me goosebumps just thinking about it.

So... see the inner beauty without all the crap on a person... Ill give you more tips as I post more.

Business is rocking hard core! Not soft core by anyways, but rock hard core! I actually cried a little today because it's doing so good, man oh man... Im doing it! Woo hoo! It feels really good to be succeeding, I just need to hire tons more people now!

I missed a new caller tonight... hi new caller... said he had been a fan of my site for a bit but hadn't called... my dogs were going beserk and it would have taken me awhile to calm them down and he couldn't wait. I can't wait to do him, cause he sounded like way sexy... hee hee.


1.Mr.Texas... man... I feel like a doof, I really did think you were in school for some reason. I so like our sessions and how hard you fucking cum... I even like even if you do live in Texas... hee hee.

2. Captain Cam... what a wild ride you are. I swear... you were just born to do cam... if most men have what you have... then they wouldn't keep it secret from the world. You girlfriend is a VERY lucky girl.

3.McGlendon... I think that is how that is spelled... never in my life have I wanted to shop in a hardware store as much as I want to now... who knew all those little mock rooms could provide hours of fun!

4.WitchDoctor... made his mindless sex zombie... sacraficed my virginity and now I must obey him. Damn, I look cute with a bone through my nose.

5. Sasha... you big old pussy. Everyone meet, Sasha the pussy... pussy meet every one else. Sasha is a pussy with feet, alls shes good for is for being a big ol cum dumpster... tsk tsk.

6.DD4BG.. BG means baby girl for all those who are asking... Imma goooood baby girl.. so flexible, so innocent... so easy to corrupt... right big daddy?

7.PimpinAintEZ... yeah... you got me, took me and sold me into white slavery, not before you and your boyz pimped me in... I loved every minute of it.

8.Crybaby... I so like making lil pervs like you bawl like a baby... wah wah... it's no wonder you aint got a girl with an infant cock like that. Seriously, my pinky is double the size of your door bell dinger.

9.Horse... yup, hung like one. I seriously sat and compared... wow.

Keep on voting for me and that other place. I know the other place isnt mine, but it helps to share the love. I like helping people that have helped me tremendously... you guys rock hard core! If anyone else wants to be put on the wonder whores mailing list, simply email me at thewonderwhore@gmail.com. Im gonna start emailing out specials along with alerts... hee hee.

Ok, now I got to get into bed. I have to be up early so my apartment can get inspected yet again. Im begining to think maintenance has a crush on me.

kiss
balls to the wall...
Brigitte


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