I have to have sex with this woman. Do you see her hiney... granted that is all I have given you is her hiney, but ohhh... what a nice hiney it is...Why am I saying hiney? I wanna tap that ass. It's like two muffin tops, huddle together under her shorts... and I wanna bite it... ohhh hubba hubba. Yes, I am thinking bout fucking her when I am on calls doing bi phone sex fantasies with you guys. I want to see her naked, something fierce... I bet she is hot hot hot.
Yes, she is from the movie your phone sex princess went to last night, you might recognize her from scary movie... if I showed a picture of her front... hee hee... let's see what I can dig up...
I loved the movie... it's suppose to be one of those, so stupid it's hilarious movies... but I thought it rocked, I loved the music in it and I got to see Sarah, last years Play Mate of The Year... another girl, I would so desperately like to fuck. Maybe someone will help me in a phone sex role play as well as Hef, and the girls next door... woo hoo. I want Anna's wardrobe from the film too... almost everything pink... or hot... like me... neener neener. I had a blast last night, the girls and I got pretty tipsy, save our designated driver... and got hit on by guys coming out of the movie death race... so lame. They couldn't come up with a descent pick up line... asked if they could come back to our place... like we lived together... looking at us like we were lamb chops... blghh. Treat me like a girl, not something you want to deep dick and I am all yours... it's really that simple... lol.
I got home, got right into calls... whoah... was up till Six am my time with calls cause you all were just to hot and too horny for my kind of cuteness. I had one guy cum and tell me I was a mighty fine lil entrepreneur ... holy shit, I spelled that word right on the first try... what was I typing about? I am shocked, I can't type the difference between idle and idol... but I get that fucker out right on the first go... go me.. Maybe I am a phone sex entrepreneur after all. You guys are really digging all the work I put into this... makes me feel totally appreciated! (yes, I spelled it wrong the second time... the first time was just luck, had to fix it.)
I have had a ton of new callers.... so much fun... which is odd... I think you all book marked me from last week and called me this week, let me tell ya... cause traffics down a little on the sites... I figured cause we weren't voting... but I guess a lot of you stick my in your bookmark folders and pull me out when you need me... hee hee. I kinda like that. I wonder how many computers my lil phone sex web site is on. This lil Wonder Whore could be stuck in computers all across the world, hundreds and hundreds... hee hee.
I got up, round noon today and started back in on the calls... I tell you... I wish I could stay up 24/7 sometimes and just phone bone... why do I need to sleep? Sheesh... you guys really do rock it hard core... I know I say it all the time, but I LOVE MY JOB! Being a phone sex operator rocks.
For those who care, your lil phone sex hottie is wearing a super girl tshirt... kinda looks like a tatoo, and rather girly, and white shorty short shots... hee hee. Thats whay my brother's other calls them... he says I might as well not wear shorts they are so short... I told him he needs to not look at my hiney. I know, I have an awesome hiney huh, gee wiz... again with the hiney's... what gives? Did I run into pg land again? Sheesh... ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS CUNT... through in the pussy just for good measure... hee hee.
Well, it took me quite some time to write this entry, had a couple quick calls, in between... two sluts of mine that just wanted me to giggle at them... one called for small penis phone sex and the other cause he wanted loser phone sex.... I love my sluts, they make me laugh... hee hee.
I got to get back to work... I'll talk to you all later!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
Phone Sex With The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
"The Best Damn Phone Sex on the planet!"
- Location:basement
- Mood:
amused
I have phone sex in my dreams, I did last night... all night... most of it was tamer than what I have done the past couple of days.
Today has just been odd... not bad, just feels like I'm bouncing through a dream most the day, like one of those odd dreams... like the when the walls are ceilings, the ceilings are floors, and the floors are walls... you know... weird... Its been raining, like hard core rain, the kind that hurts if you try to walk in it, all day long... with thunder and lightening... which I love. But today I just feel, odd. You guys ever had those days?
I must be attracting the odd, in my life and... on my phone sex calls as well today. Cause today, I was a sofa... not just any sofa... a red velvet lip shaped sofa. I could moan, but not speak... My pretty red cushions got pounded hard by a cock attached to what I believe must have been the loudest moaner/cummer I have ever heard. His fantasy, odd to most, was freaking hot to him... and that just rocks! He got into it like no bodies business! I must say, I made a good sofa, letting him cuddle on my cushions after he was done... ohhh yeah.
Then I had a seriously taboo phone sex call with the devil and his four foot weiner. I guess beelzebub gets horny too. Who knew the dark one could bone with such zest, definitely not me.
Today, for those who aren't in the know, is my present day for my Financial Domination Phone Sex phone sex guys. Mondays you can now see my wishlist deplete a little. I wont go into details... for my vanilla guys that get uneasy at this sort of thing, but I got me some new L.A.M.B. shoes from the Lucky Looser and TWO gifts from the PUSHOVER from the top of my list, I think I will get something else from him later... cause I know he wants what is in his email box... it's burning a whole in it. I love being a True Phone Sex Princess!
My bike came today! Thank you to my NEW HAMPSHIRE SUGAR DADDY! Woo Hoo! I am getting ready to go try to put it together right now! It's pink and beautiful and I am so inlove with it, it's not even funny! I can't wait to bike down to the ice cream parlor on warm summer day... feeling the cool breeze run over my body! Ohh yeah!
Here are some pictures from where I jog... It got a lot prettier from last time... lol! Hundreds of Dragonflies that wouldn't stay still long enough for me to capture them on film... sneaky lil buggers... but I will get them!


Today has just been odd... not bad, just feels like I'm bouncing through a dream most the day, like one of those odd dreams... like the when the walls are ceilings, the ceilings are floors, and the floors are walls... you know... weird... Its been raining, like hard core rain, the kind that hurts if you try to walk in it, all day long... with thunder and lightening... which I love. But today I just feel, odd. You guys ever had those days?
I must be attracting the odd, in my life and... on my phone sex calls as well today. Cause today, I was a sofa... not just any sofa... a red velvet lip shaped sofa. I could moan, but not speak... My pretty red cushions got pounded hard by a cock attached to what I believe must have been the loudest moaner/cummer I have ever heard. His fantasy, odd to most, was freaking hot to him... and that just rocks! He got into it like no bodies business! I must say, I made a good sofa, letting him cuddle on my cushions after he was done... ohhh yeah.
Then I had a seriously taboo phone sex call with the devil and his four foot weiner. I guess beelzebub gets horny too. Who knew the dark one could bone with such zest, definitely not me.
Today, for those who aren't in the know, is my present day for my Financial Domination Phone Sex phone sex guys. Mondays you can now see my wishlist deplete a little. I wont go into details... for my vanilla guys that get uneasy at this sort of thing, but I got me some new L.A.M.B. shoes from the Lucky Looser and TWO gifts from the PUSHOVER from the top of my list, I think I will get something else from him later... cause I know he wants what is in his email box... it's burning a whole in it. I love being a True Phone Sex Princess!
My bike came today! Thank you to my NEW HAMPSHIRE SUGAR DADDY! Woo Hoo! I am getting ready to go try to put it together right now! It's pink and beautiful and I am so inlove with it, it's not even funny! I can't wait to bike down to the ice cream parlor on warm summer day... feeling the cool breeze run over my body! Ohh yeah!
Here are some pictures from where I jog... It got a lot prettier from last time... lol! Hundreds of Dragonflies that wouldn't stay still long enough for me to capture them on film... sneaky lil buggers... but I will get them!
- Location:basement
- Mood:
quixotic
