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  • Jun. 21st, 2008 at 11:36 PM

I have had the most wonderful weekend ever! I feel like it's been a whirlwind, with being in Cambridge and Boston the past two days and then going to a BBQ this afternoon, followed by a street party, and then capped off by doing a champaign testing at a friends house tonight, with totally awesome conversation... it just was perfect. Not to mention the hot steamy phone sex I had last night with one of my favorite callers... hubba hubba... it hurt so good! You know what, we didn't even get to our Taboo Role Play Phone Sex Scenerio we had talked about... guess we are so gonna have to do it next time.

Sparkling wine does me in... I am sitting here trying to write in my naughty blog, and I can't stop giggling... or staring at the screen... I am a lil tipsy... not much, but just enough that I feel no pain. I found a really nice sparkling wine that I like that is really cheap... balatorie... you guys might know about it, but I didn't. I like it a lot. I was over at Kitten's and my dance instructors house... they had me and a few friends over to their most awesome house... perfectly decorated, with a beautifuly landscaped lawn... just awesome... I am so moving in. I laughed all night long, and drank a lil too much. I tried to act like a cool drunk, instead of the fall down giggly drunk... and I am not sure if I pulled it off. Your phone sex princess enjoys champagne a little toooo much. Next time we go over, we are having a martini night... awesome!

I will be home for most of tomorrow... cept to pick up some pink paint for my room upstairs and maybe to go see a movie later on in the evening... haven't made my mind up. I have been gone all weekend and need to work, because taking over the phone sex world is a difficult task, but even more difficult when you spend your time doing everything but working on taking over the phone sex world.. lol.

Oh man, am I looking forward to laying back and rubbing out massive orgasms to your calls tomorrow... I mean, I have had fun and all this weekend... but come one, I get paid to masturbate... it's not like my job is high strees. Just the opposite. I get to play out taboo phone sex fantasies, I get to dress up and pimp in sissy phone sex fantasies... and pretty much the sky is the limit in anything goes phone sex. I mean, who know's what your deviant desires hold for me? Everyday is exciting and new... let me tell you, if you knew how awesome my job was... you would so try to get it.

For those who care, right now I am halfway undressed. I work my red bikini with the gold circle clasp in the middle of my lil breasts, and gold chains on the sides of the bikini bottoms. Over I word dark denim jean shorts, which are now undone... and I had one, but now have taken off a white cotton top that tied at my waist.... White wedge flip flops with read finger nails and toe nails. My hair was lose, but at times today, I had it up in a twist with those claw hair holders... just to get it out of my face. I got A LOT of sun today... not too much that I am red or orange... but just enough to make me feel a shade darker.

Well, I had better take my lil phone sex ass to bed as I am extremely pooped! I would stay up and do calls tonight, but I would be afraid I would suck if I did, cause all my body and mind are doing is screaming out for sleep...

Call me soon,

Brigitte
Your phone sex Wonder Whore
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
8772811531

Dancing with the Phone Sex Star!

  • Jun. 19th, 2008 at 11:29 PM

Your favorite phone sex operator was in Cambridge today, not to play with the harvard students, nope, I as was actually nearer to MIT. I wasn't playing with the MIT boys either, although there were some hotties around. I actually went to the Yankee Classic... a dance competition for ballroom. Someone I knew was competing, I could not however be talked into doing it... because I feel like I am still tooo green and way to expensive. I still don't have a ballroom gown that I could use. They are very very pricey and I really should make my own. Plus, one of the judges was Maksim Chmerkovskiy, I know... who? I guess he's one of the pro's on dancing with the stars... he was there, judging my friend, and all the girls were all swoony. I didn't put it in my journal before that I was going because I don't want to encourage stalking, lol. I know my callers won't stalk me, but putting out your exact location and time isnt a smart thing to do. Tomorrow, I get to ride the subway... or T, as they call it here. Woo Hoo... my first subway! Wonder if I could have phone sex on the T... just need a private corner and a phone... who's game? just kidding! Next year, oh yes, next year...this phone sex princess will be busting a move on that very same dance floor... taking first place, you had better believe it! I may even do a smaller competition in the fall, just to get my feet wet, but who knows. The yankee classic is huge, and yes, even parts of it will be televised!

I love driving through boston, from the buildings to the bridges... we went through an area today that looked like it was straight out of the movie mystic river!

Role Play Phone Sex day... a success... this morning started out with tons of kinky and absolutely fabulous phone sex role plays! Role play where I got my virginity popped at the drive in! Sissy phone sex role play where I shrunk her down to be a barbie doll, dessed her up, then let ken have his way with her after skipper strapped one on! I was a tawdry pussy cat doll who got what she deserved, right through her fishnets even! This wonder whore was a super bad police officer who wielded her baton with great ease! I played hookie and got caught by the principle... then he got caught by my sister! I was a base ball star who really worked her bat, tom boys can be princesses too! He was such a pain slut! I looked cute in my pink base ball uniform too! I made love to my next door neighbor while his wife was passed out cold. I tormented the neighborhood pervert with my itty bitt white and pink polka dot bikini... guided masturbation is such a fun thing! Taboo phone sex was had by all my callers... and we have three more hours to have even more! We are so having a role play palooza again!

I found a belt buckle I just have to have... it suits me perfectly... and I have several outfits that will go with it! Its this one..

I want it bad! I would probably have to buy a belt to put it on, I have never bought a belt buckle before... It's on my wishlist if you want to check it out... My Amazon.com Wish List

Hee Hee... I love amazon, I just wish they would do it like stockroom does, I actually get a percentage of the sales off my wishlist... how cool is that? I get the gift and some cash... it's the gift that keeps on giving! I am gonna contact some of my ex boyfriends and have them get the flesh lights... have them tell me which one feels the most like me so that I can have you guys get them... so when you have phone sex with me, you really have PHONE SEX! lol I know, Imma nutter!


I have a mini solution to the raising gas prices. We should all start to stay home on sundays, or make it our alternative mode of transportation day. I know... not that new of an idea, right? Well, here's my twist... to give you all an incentive to stay home or try to use an alternative mode of transportation, I will be offering all phone sex calls at 50 percent off! Save a little gas, entertain yourself, as well as relieve.. well... uh...get... you know... serious rub time!

Well, it's my solution to the raising gas prices, anyways... stay home and have phone sex... with me!

Saturday I have a BBQ to go to... they have a very huge pool... I shall be wearing very little for the whole day... as long as the weather holds out.

For those who care, I am wearing... this...




We all know how I love max studio outfits... and I didn't quite know if I could give it justice with a description... I had to dress up today for the competition, or I would have felt way under dressed. I wore matching black lace bra and panties under neath, bare legs and black pumps. I curled my hair in curls that cascaded down around my face and wore very light make up, neautral lips, brown shadow, lil mascara and liner... and I was done... I felt pretty... and even got hit on by a couple of the guys competing! Granted, I don't fall for the Rico suave stuff they pull on me, but it felt good to be hit on none the less... one of them came up to me as I was looking at sparkly dresses and jewelry and actually said... "none of these dresses could do your beauty justice, you might as well dance naked on the dance floor" or something simular... I giggled, said only in your dreams pookie... and walked away! I was begining to worry that I had lost my touch because it seems everytime I go out with my brother, he tends to get hit on more than I do.

Anyone want to help me edit my sight? Please email me... I know, it's horribly edited and needs to be so. I am going to be adding more text and stuff this weekend and I feel like I am already behind the eight ball when it comes to a professional site.

Well, this phone sex princess is just a lil too pooped for words. I am just getting this journal in under the line as far as updating everyday... I almost missed today. I am going to got grab my phone, hop into the tub with it, then hop into bed so I can be up bright and early for my day in BOSTON! Woo To the Hoo Hoo! Call me if you wanna play, Ill answere till bout four am est.

Brigitte
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
8772811531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com

Princess Phone Sex

  • Jun. 1st, 2008 at 12:02 AM

Today we went to The Butterfly Place in Mass. It was pretty cool, couple hundred butterfly running around, landing on you, fornicating. Got to see cocoons and everything. I took plenty of pictures. I should be downloading them right now so I can share, but it takes forever! I need one of those sd readers for my camera. I just looked, they are only like eight bucks on Amazon, put it on my wish list, I will try and get it this week or something.

Went to the mall afterwords, ahh... the mall, we just got a sephora shop... but I kinda like my mac makeup better... wish they would put a mac store in.. that would be awesome. Went to Macy's and got two new pairs of Sandals. You can't really wear a lot of sandals in Washington, cause of the rain, but here... my toes are all pedicured and begging to be showed off...

I got these, I got two dresses that these would be awesome with, figured they would be cute with my white denim skirts too..
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=298570&CategoryID=26873
And these to go with my white gene shorts and white cotton top... as well as a few more outfits...
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=291846&CategoryID=26873

Also went to the Disney store... sniff... I wish I could live at Disney World... I picked up this lil number... which was actually on clearance.. http://disneyshopping.go.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/DSIProductDisplay?catalogId=10002&storeId=10051&productId=1220142&langId=-1&categoryId=11873 I think I am going to need a bigger closet... hee hee. The one from sex in the city got me a lil wet... is that a bad thing?

Tonight I just went out to Shorty's with my friend Kitten, her husband is my dance teacher and she and I have become really good friends. I call her kitten, cause she is platinum blonde and purrs like a kitten whe talks. She's so fucking sexy it's not even funny. I got me a sour apple margarita... ohh hubba hubba... and we just had a really nice time. She loves that I am a phone sex operator, thinks it's the coolest thing since the invention of the vibrator... and I was telling her bout some of my embarassing moments... where I goofed up on calls... and she was just dying laughing...

We then hit up the Barnes and Noble, I showed her a couple of my favorite sex books there... which she got, she said they were probably really good, cause I should know... lol! I just got me another sketch pad, I fill them up like crazy. Good thing they are only seven bucks a piece... Im gonna have a really big credit card bill because of my lil shopping spree earlier today.

My brother's boyfriends sister is visiting, and she is driving me bonkers. She came last week and I swear she sticks to me like crazy glue. I keep giving her my car, just to get her out of my hair... blghh. I know, I should be more patient, but I kinda like having the whole house to myself to work... I can have phone sex in any room of the house... naked... but not when we have company!

Well, I should get some stuff done on http://www.thewonderwhore.com Nothing fun, just some stuff to get my site out there a little bit more. Also need to get some graphics done for other projects before I go to bed. Tomorrow I have dance class and a dinner to go to, other than that, I should be home most the day.

I felt so beautiful tonight...

  • May. 31st, 2008 at 1:25 AM

WARNING: GIRLIE POST! I can't be held responsible for all the girlieness in this blog! Blame it on Sex in The City

I know, you guys say Im pretty and what not... and I tell you that's because Im naked... and you think all naked girls are pretty... Tonight, I felt beautiful, it was a wonderful night, just perfect. I love summer nights... tell me more , tell me more... couldn't resist.. lol. I love the breeze and the night air, and just the feel of a summer evening.. how can you not feel... sexy. I was dressed so perfect tonight, my dress did arrive yesterday... it matched the movie perfectly... the shoes were like heaven... I did my hair up... resisted the urge to find an obnoxious hat to go with the ensemble... like carrie, and wish I would have. However, I don't think I would have felt as pretty tonigh if I did. I wore this mauvey pink nicole miller dress that had a gold sequined scrunched waist... it was a halter top dress that just clung perfectly to my breasts... and would have drug on the floor if it weren't for my stunning minolo heels... I practiced last night how to walk in them... like walking a tight rope. My skin... I used a lotion that had asheen to it on my shoulders and arms... lil under my eyes as well. I wore my hair pulled straight back... but then let loose behind my ears... my friends made it all wild andsexy... My make up... a friend did... just enough, but the look of an almost nude face with lipstick that kitten said was the color of her nipples... lol. She wouldn't show me...

The only thing i didn't have was a bag, which at the movie theater... was the them of the night with the 98 percent female crowd. There were huge obnoxious bags from all kinds of designers... a couple from louis... I know because a girl screamed "my louis" better when another louis bag came on screen. I now want a designer bag... lol. Im such a joiner... hee hee.

My friends, all 4 of us... had a blast, it was a total girls night. We did each others hair and make up... we helped each other get dressed, or pick out the outfits for the other friends... mine was the best outfit. We gabbed bout men, life, and shopping... and didn't give any of the boys attention when we went to the bars. We didn't even accept the free drinks that were given to us... we had our cosmos and each other... and that is all we needed!

I wish I could say the movie was perfect. A very rare few are, the only bad thing I can say is that it was a bit on the long side... what worked in 30 minute episodes, didn't in a two hour movie... but other than that... my heart skipped a beat when the opening them played breifly in the beginning. Perfect opening... and I love how they mixed the episodes in to catch everybody up to speed.

The movie had everything you loved from the series... The girls, the sex, the girl talk... perfect... and as always... the fifth friend... fashion...

I so want to be Carrie... sigh... I will need a bigger closet... and well... someone elses spending limit on a credit card! I need a sugar daddy and fast! Financial Domination... here I come!!!

Anyways... thanks Char... tonight I was Cinderella... glass shoes and all...

For those who care, I am still in my pretty dress, thinking about when and where I can wear it again... I didn't wear a bra with it... but I do have on gold panties... that tie on the side. My hair is no longer slicked back, but tamed down and wound into a bun. I don't want to take my dress off... I wonder if it would damage it to much to fall asleep in it... I can pretend to be sleeping beauty... waiting for my Mr. Big to kiss me awake!

Phone Sex In The City!!!

  • May. 29th, 2008 at 4:38 PM

Hee Hee... I am a dork, but I am so gonna get that key search engine word in ANY place I know how to... oh let me tell you... this lil hooker has been busy, busy, busy. Tomorrow, I get a bit of a break cause I am going to the movie... THE MOVIE... Imma Carrie... yeah... I know it... Fashionista... Relationshop Diva... Cosmo Sipping... Pink Obsessive... Carrie... Hee Hee... or I could just be a dork. I think it's the latter. Anyways... I am going with like five girls after getting Cosmo's at our bar... and I will be decked out in the only designer outfit I own... thanks to my sweet sissy Charlotte... lol.  Minolo's and hopefully a Nicole Dress... if it gets here on time... was suppose to come today... hopefully it will be here before tomorrow... The only to see the movie better, were to be if I were seeing it in NYC... sigh... hee hee.

I am Charlottes personal barbie doll by the way... it started out me dressing him.. but we had so much fun, him dressing me... that it just kinda switched... now if we could dress alike... who would get to pick out the outfit? He's my Char, even if it is odd that he likes putting clothes on me, instead of taking them off!

I am the queen of notebooks, if I see a cute notebook, I have to buy it. I normally put it away and forget about it. Lately, I have been pulling notebooks out left and right so I have one on me always. I am the idea queen! Today alone, I filled up the last half a notebook with stuff I just want to do for my site alone... and other sites to come as well. Not to mention story ideas for my comic strip... coming in July!... Are you guys ready to be wowed??? I know a did a little bit back a couple years ago... but this is going to be bigger, better, stronger... oh crap, I need to stop listening to Kanya... lol! I am such a hot mess!

For those who care, right now I am wearing a red mini skirt, white panties, and a tshirt that is white with a red mustang symbol on it... you know, the emblem for the ford mustang... I had a bra on, but it itched... so it went the way of the wind... I am here all night long, so call me if you want me. I am having problems with pidgen, which hosts my messengers... so email or call me if you need too.

I think I better dance now...

Brigitte

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