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Phone Sex Hottie v. Las Vegas Strip

  • Nov. 24th, 2008 at 12:59 PM

I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion's on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly... hee hee. That's cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE... insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did... which I think is illegal to have a block on it... but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means... I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny... like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can't yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I'm doing the right thing and who know's how long it's going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light... more cause they don't want people to lose interest in me... which is cool. I have lots of work to get done... lots and lots... I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself... and nothing would get done... also the reason I don't have a real doll of me... if I did, you guys probably wouldn't hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago... and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls... woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas... I could have used their wallets hard core... lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from... but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens... I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls...man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there... and yes... I got the white tiger... you can only get it on the strip... and dressed it up as a show girl... pink and black... The build a bear is awesome there... love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad... as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando... that I don't have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando... and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink... I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously... I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear... panties and shoes too... I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state... you have to ask... like mass is a lobster that I don't have yet. I know, Ill never grow up... but you know what? I don't have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special... lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was "Crazy Girls" which was way hot... and Im in love with Brenda... I've had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business... oh man. She's got long blonde hair... I think, and a waist... seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online... that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again... oh brenda... sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now... but the show... way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats... mine was at the end of the catwalk... best seats in the house... hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done... lil things here and there... and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving... so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know... I won't send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I'll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren't already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don't want to wrap it... Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in... and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures... hee hee... and post them in my blog... Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send... hee hee. I know, I know... I'm bribing for presents... but actually, it will be my gift back to you... hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues... Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys... way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates... VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me...
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live... like hershy penn, chocolate... Miami... beach related stuff... etc.
6. Pay my bills... hee hee...
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket... have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It's horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up... and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before... but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm... it's like in the twenties right now... but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it's taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal... woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I'm gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can't get a hold of me now. I haven't talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is... she sure sounds cute to me... but you can call... http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don't feel like going. I think Im to... uh... excited... wet... horny... to concentrate on class... so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me... fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

Bi-Sexual Phone Sex

  • Aug. 23rd, 2008 at 9:13 PM



I have to have sex with this woman. Do you see her hiney... granted that is all I have given you is her hiney, but ohhh... what a nice hiney it is...Why am I saying hiney? I wanna tap that ass. It's like two muffin tops, huddle together under her shorts... and I wanna bite it... ohhh hubba hubba. Yes, I am thinking bout fucking her when I am on calls doing bi phone sex fantasies with you guys. I want to see her naked, something fierce... I bet she is hot hot hot.

Yes, she is from the movie your phone sex princess went to last night, you might recognize her from scary movie... if I showed a picture of her front... hee hee... let's see what I can dig up...


I loved the movie... it's suppose to be one of those, so stupid it's hilarious movies... but I thought it rocked, I loved the music in it and I got to see Sarah, last years Play Mate of The Year... another girl, I would so desperately like to fuck. Maybe someone will help me in a phone sex role play as well as Hef, and the girls next door... woo hoo. I want Anna's wardrobe from the film too... almost everything pink... or hot... like me... neener neener. I had a blast last night, the girls and I got pretty tipsy, save our designated driver... and got hit on by guys coming out of the movie death race... so lame. They couldn't come up with a descent pick up line... asked if they could come back to our place... like we lived together... looking at us like we were lamb chops... blghh. Treat me like a girl, not something you want to deep dick and I am all yours... it's really that simple... lol.

I got home, got right into calls... whoah... was up till Six am my time with calls cause you all were just to hot and too horny for my kind of cuteness. I had one guy cum and tell me I was a mighty fine lil entrepreneur ... holy shit, I spelled that word right on the first try... what was I typing about? I am shocked, I can't type the difference between idle and idol... but I get that fucker out right on the first go... go me.. Maybe I am a phone sex entrepreneur after all. You guys are really digging all the work I put into this... makes me feel totally appreciated! (yes, I spelled it wrong the second time... the first time was just luck, had to fix it.)

I have had a ton of new callers.... so much fun... which is odd... I think you all book marked me from last week and called me this week, let me tell ya... cause traffics down a little on the sites... I figured cause we weren't voting... but I guess a lot of you stick my in your bookmark folders and pull me out when you need me... hee hee. I kinda like that. I wonder how many computers my lil phone sex web site is on. This lil Wonder Whore could be stuck in computers all across the world, hundreds and hundreds... hee hee.

I got up, round noon today and started back in on the calls... I tell you... I wish I could stay up 24/7 sometimes and just phone bone... why do I need to sleep? Sheesh... you guys really do rock it hard core... I know I say it all the time, but I LOVE MY JOB! Being a phone sex operator rocks.


For those who care, your lil phone sex hottie is wearing a super girl tshirt... kinda looks like a tatoo, and rather girly, and white shorty short shots... hee hee. Thats whay my brother's other calls them... he says I might as well not wear shorts they are so short... I told him he needs to not look at my hiney. I know, I have an awesome hiney huh, gee wiz... again with the hiney's... what gives? Did I run into pg land again? Sheesh... ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS CUNT... through in the pussy just for good measure... hee hee.

Well, it took me quite some time to write this entry, had a couple quick calls, in between... two sluts of mine that just wanted me to giggle at them... one called for small penis phone sex and the other cause he wanted loser phone sex.... I love my sluts, they make me laugh... hee hee.

I got to get back to work... I'll talk to you all later!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
Phone Sex With The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
"The Best Damn Phone Sex on the planet!"

Kidnapped Phone Sex

  • Aug. 21st, 2008 at 6:22 PM

I bet you think your phone sex princess has been kidnapped... being violated over and over again by some stranger, using her for his pleasure... making her his slave... sha right... if I ever get kidnapped... Im making the demands... pink shopping sprees and males sex slaves all the way!

Sorry it's been awhile. I know I kinda disappeared for a bit and didn't do my radio show on Saturday like I said I would... I wasn't able to, had car problems... tire problems, on the way back from my something special I did that day... Wanna know what it was? I met the Ghost Hunters... for about 35 seconds... after standing in line for two hours. I know, Imma dork, dorkus malorkus... but I love the Ghost Hunters and some of you might remember one of the things I wanted to do before I died was to be in a Jason and Grant sandwich... well... I didn't get to mark that off my list, cause I couldn't get a picture with them... but I did shake Grants hand and got Jason to wink at me... while they signed my books... woo hoo! I giggled with anticipation throughout the whole line, just knowing I couldn't keep my cool... and every time they walked past me in line... I giggled uncontrollably... cause I could see them and they could see me... and I actually was able to keep my cool... say nice to meet you... while nodding my head... but as soon as I was out of site... I jumped up and down and squealed like a school girl... Im sure they heard me... but thats ok... I was so proud that this lil phone sex operator kept her cool while touching her first celeberty. Ohhh... the masturbation dream I have had... oh... hubba hubba... yummy! So my type of men!

We went to the zoo before hand, one down in Rhode Island... CHECK... yet another state my lil body has visited... I think I have like twelve more to go before I get them all... hee hee. The zoo was cool, actually it was really nice and I was thinking about becoming a member. Its only an hour and a half drive south and I would love to go back. I fell in love with the Red Panda... had never seen one before. If they had a decent stuffed animal of if... then I would have got one... way to cute!

On the way back, after a really nice dinner and then a trip through a mall that only had FOUR stores open in it... I blew out my tire and damaged my rim on the drive home. We got a motel room so I could do my show, but I hadn't even set it up before I left so I canceled it cause I didn't think I could calm down enough... I was a little freaked to do it. Luckily I got my car back quickly and it wasnsn't that expensive. Luckily I didn't kill us all when the tire blew out too! You guys would miss all my phone sex hotness... now wouldn't you?

I got sick on Monday and my voice was toast by Tuesday, so I have just been taking it easy. My voice, which I lost completely yesterday, is now back... and soon to be better than ever. I probably got sick when I was in line for the Ghost Hunters, that's where I caught it, but I really don't care... it really was worth it. I want to do a Ghost Hunting tour with them... where you actually get to Ghost Hunt... so... maybe that's when I can get my Jason and Grant sandwich... I even wore a shirt I had specially made... Creamy Filling... hee hee.

Back to the phone sex world, more importantly, my ruling it.

A couple weeks ago I was approached because of my phone sex Blog Radio Show.This gentleman had listened to it and wanted to partner up with his company, so we are in the works on that deal... were I will actually make a little money as well as advertise my cute lil phone sex site to bits. It's a few weeks off, and will be huge... like so huge, no other site will have anything like it... woo hoo! I am so excited.

Which brings me to a little annoyance that happened today... kinda funny really, I was getting ready to move from it anyways... start hosting the radio show in my bogs like I was was instructed too... but my blogtalkradio.com account was terminated today because I was obscene. I had someone, more than likely another phone sex operator or owner that has nothing better to do than read my blog and keep tabs on me... write an email and say they were offended. I was in an adult category, but I half expected it after my last show... I was definitely in a grey area, which is why I didn't disregard the offer as someone trying to get free phone sex when it was sent to me... hee hee. I do have copies of the show, and they will go back up on the site here in the next few days. And I will have a show put up in my actual blogs this Saturday... so you party people... don't you fret... the phone sex radio show will go on... hee hee...

And no one needs to write dirty emails to blog talk radio... I guess I am paying my dues... I used to be catty and vindictive, paying more attention to what others did than what I did in my own business. I hated it and myself... which is one of the reasons why I needed a break. I stay solo, don't pay attention to anyone else and what they do. And you know what, I get so busy now that I focus on making me better... that I don't have the time to be catty. Just being honest here. I love what I do. I love that there is relatively no drama in what I do. I deserve to have a pot shot taken at me every now and then... but I hope that whoever has no life... takes my advice... focus on making you and your job better... trust me... it's worth it. I love this drama free life... and I can honestly say... I am happy.

I think a couple of you guys out there are still voting for me on phone sex topsites this week... I thought I got around to all of you...you don't have to vote this week, Im not up to par with my voice... and I need to be able to give you all my very best... even new callers... so lets wait till next week when I am a spitfire again... kay?

I did do one call today... with a new guy from Texas... he's gonna be one of my new phone sex boyfriends... I am going to take him to the next level of phone sex... make him feel like he's actually with me... today was a nice start... but he has no clue what he's in for. Your name on my journal will be Shakespeare... hee hee... do you like it?

I got the roses today Bogie! Pink and pretty an sitting nicely in my pink bedroom... woo hoo. Thank you soooo much, you rock it hard core! I have also ordered a new camera, should be here next week... woo hoo. It's just like my old camera, only the newer version of it... rock on! Thanks for the Gift Certificates for it! Also, thanks for the totally hot phone sex call... you left me breathless.

My funny man in San Antonio thinks I am hilarious... I like to make him laugh, almost as much as I like to make him cum... hee hee. I can't wait to play with him again tomorrow night... woo hoo... Im gonna work him hard! Hee Hee

Big Big news... my brother and his other are getting married! Woo Hoo... I get to be the Maid of Honor! Hee Hee... that's two weddings going down in the next year that I am participating... always a bridesmaid... never a phone sex bride.. hee hee. We are having an engagement party in October... Halloween themed... my idea... cause I swear... for gay guys... they sure don't act gay... they are the straightest gay guys ever... if I have to be the one who says... THEME PARTY... sheesh. Anyways... I am so excited, I have always wanted to have a halloween party... cause I love HALLOWEEN... and this just gives me a great opportunity to work out the hostess in me... hee hee. I get to see my family too... cause they will fly up for it.. and I am even inviting some of my own friends over...cause I can! This is so cool... oh... and I am ecstatic for my brother.

Hate me... but I have already started Christmas shopping, I already have my mom finished, as well as my brother in law... got some other stuff started on other family members... I vow to be done by the end of November... so I can really just enjoy the season... hee hee. Enjoy my presents is what I mean... and don't think you can torment me with presents... by not telling me what you got me... no no no... cause I can torment you right back... hee hee.

For those who care... right now I am wearing a plaid pink.grey,and black mini skirt... a la school girl... with a white top with puffed sleeves... white cotton panties, white training bra... white socks... and my black mary janes. It's actually school clothes I got, but I couldn't resist, had to wear them today while I was out doinking around... hee hee. I look devilish.. hee hee.

I shall yack at you all later! This Phone Sex Princess... has got to get dinner made for her men... brother and his other... lol. Talk to you soon!

Brigitte
8772811531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
The Wonder Whore

Phone Sex Radio Show: Sissy Phone Sex

  • Jul. 26th, 2008 at 7:33 PM

I should have reminded people that it was going to be early, but I had my phone sex radio show at 6 pm tonight instead of eleven... It was an awesome show, with only a few little snafus... my music which didn't want to play a couple weeks ago, wanted to play over and over and over again... bastards.. and then I had waaay to much info on my topic of Sissy Phone Sex so I didn't get to my other two topics. I really should get me a clock in my lil pink room so I know how much Ive talked... you know me, once you get me started, I just keep going and going.

I wasn't going to be able to do a show next week, but I think I might can one or something and play it, to go over the stuff I missed this week. I really put a lot of heart what I do, and want to share it with you. So I may have a phone sex radio show, just a short one, maybe ready by like next Friday. I will go over the top ten things you need to do to have an awesome phone sex call with any phone sex princess, not jut me.

Anyways... here is this weeks show...



Oh man, lots of calls today before I went to the wedding cake tasting... it was like you guys wanted me to stay home and have kinky phone sex all day... or something. I wish i would have. I think I ate too much cake... but boy it was good cake. She has two other places to test cake before she decides... I told her I would go to one other one... but if I went to all three I might go a lil biserko and dive into one of their wedding cakes in a fit of sugar passion. In two weeks, I get to go pick out my maid of honor dress... woo hoo! I get to chose it... that rules!

I love sleeping in my pink Phone Sex Princess ... it's perfect...absolutely perfect. Move over disneyworld, because it's quickly becoming my happiest place on earth! I love doing calls in it... it just totally rocks!

Well, I am off to go work on some html for my pink dungeon page. I got something huge planned for sissy phone sex... hee hee. HUGE... like event huge, like you will squeal with girlish delight huge. It's just taking a lot to do... oh man oh man, very extensive. And don't worry you other BDSM callers... I got lots planned for you, oh yes I do... we are going to have so much fun! Soon you will have your own place to play and have fetish phone sex in pinkish delight.

I am having one of the best summers ever... largely do to you guys... you really do rock. I know that some of you will be my friends for years to come... and I like that. I like that a lot.

For those who care... right now I am wearing a white eyelet sundress and pink panties... the white looks totally hot next to my tan... Im so cute, I want to fuck me.

Take care pookies!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
877 281 1531
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Hello Dr. Phone Sex, my what an intriguing name you have... mind if I play with your heart beat listerner thingy?

Went to the ER late last night, my brother wasn't feeling well at all, didn't get home till like eight this morning...so needless to say I was quite tired. Im sorry for those calls I missed and to my funny man last night, whom I had to cut the call short to run out the door. How come when you are gay, you always get the cute doctors? I mean, what the fuck is up with that? My brother got dr hubba hubba... who if he's reading... hiiii! Of course my brother not only spilled the beans that I was a pso to the fine as dr, but also gave him my web address... so... Im playing it cool, trying not to make a fool of myself or anything.

When I go to the ER... I get gramps and nurse wratchet... never fails... but hey, DR. Hubba Hubba... you want to play, I got your Phone Sex right here babe... there goes me playing it cool.

Ohh... cookie cutters. How you guys must not get bored of phone sex... with everything out there looking like the same same same... all these web blog websites changing over left and right. I got bored and went through one of the top sites and counted on the front page, like twenty web blog phone sex sites... all with the girls posting one paragraph, some "porn" wanna be text and links... Granted, Anabelle from phone sex superstars started the whole website as a blog... I give her credit, but it must be frustrating as hell that no one else can come up with ideas of their own? Supposedly it's search engine gold... but it won't be for long... cause google is always changing... huh? Wonder what the next big thing is? There sure is a big area out there open for it now that everyone has thise phone blog sights... hee hee. Wonder who's gonna take advantage of that? hee hee... Wonder Whore?

I eat, drink and live trying to find something new, and I will find it... oh yes, mark my words...lol. I like the fact that I am different, and my site is somewhat different... mind you I got inspiration from the myspace layouts... because they are easy to read when they aren't all gunked up with crap. I do have a phone sex blog, obviously, but it's not my entire site, and I have been blogging for quite some time on live journal... I believe it was Taylor who started us up on that way back at kbw... I actually was a joiner later on... lol.

More than likely, Ill just stumble on something and not realize it's seo gold till after the fact... but we shall see... huh? I will rule the Phone Sex world, oh... yes I will! Insert cutesy yet evil laugh here. But like with everything on the internet, more than likely it will be fools gold that will be copied into cookie cutter sites over and over.

See... I do have an inside scoop... I know what you guys really want... a real person... my site is different because Its me, not me pretending to be a porn star... *all hail Asia Carrera... If you wanted a porn star, you'd watch porn...right? I'm me... and if everyone was them... and showed that in their sites... then I don't think phone sex would get so mimicy... you know? Im playful, Im seductive, Im sexy... Ive got a cute voice and I know how to use it... what more could you want? I know... a Real Doll sculpted to look like me that you could boink while on the phone having sex. I want a real doll of me... so I can have sex with me, while you have phone sex with me... oh man, Im hot just thinking bout it. The first big sugar daddy I get off of www.thepinkdungeon.com, whos in't blackmail phone sex, is going to buy me it... oh yeah... me having sex with my real doll... how hot is that?

This journal has been interupted by a rub session prompted by the thought of having taboo phone sex while having real sex with my real doll. ... oh yeah!

I know I shouldn't give my "secret" away... bout not being a wanna be... cause girls might actually start doing it... but, you know, maybe if they did... people wouldn't give up on phone sex or write phone sex operators off so quickly. I love what I do, I think more girls would love it too... if they played a little more close to the vest, you know?

I'm thinking outside of the box... least from now on, you know?

I have so many things I think about during the day when Im not at my computer that I want to put in my blog that just disappear as soon as I open my journal... I swear... lol. I really need a voice recorder to take notes all day long cause my memory sucks butt sometime. Give me a voice on the phone, I can normally make the name that goes with it... give me a fantasy, Ill remember it five years from now... the ins and outs... but ideas... poof! Ive probably at one point found the cure for cooties... but have since forgot it.


It's been raining the past couple of days... so no swimming... although this morning I really wanted to hop into the pool even in the rain... cause it looked so peaceful, but I was so tired, figured I would fall asleep on my floatie.

For those who care, right now I am wearing my boston grey sweatshirt... and blue denim shorts... no bra and white bikini panties... I can pull my legs up into my my sweatshirt and make a ball by sticking my head into the hoodie part... ball of brigitte... wonder if I can market that some how? hmmm

I shall catch you all later!

Tonights Phone Sex Blog Radio Show!

  • Jul. 13th, 2008 at 12:36 PM

Hiya my Snooky Pooks! I just wanted to let you all know that tonight's Live Blog Radio Show will be at 11:30pm est instead of 11:00 because somebody didn't reserve her spot in time. Sheesh... who knew Sundays would be such a hot day for Blog Talk Radio? Certainly not I? So it's pushed back till 11:30 tonight and I will be focusing on Fetish Phone Sex and not just because it is a key phone sex word for search engines... lol. I will actually be discussing what exactly is a fetish and how it can be used via one of our kinky Phone Sex calls! Make sure you listen tonight at my blog talk radio show Notice my new Amazon product placing... yes, I do rule don't I? I figured out how to do that... now all I need to know is how to pretty up my profile!

I am actually on my way out the door, after I pop off a couple of recordings, to go have a pic nic in the park with my friends kitten and joe, apparently they have some news for me... I think it's a bun in the oven... but Im not sure... so Ill act surprised whatever it is they want to tell me.

It's a beautiful day here, a lil warm, but just the perfect breeze... so I may wear actual clothes to go out in and not just my bikini and cut off shorts... All I got on right now are my white and black and pink hello kitty undies. But I am thinking of putting on my new lilac sun dress that my dear friend charlotte purchased for me. It's been calling my name since it got here... and I have the perfect pair of wedge cork and white sandals to wear with it. I bet that dress will totally rock my hot lil body... hee hee.

I am having dinner with May and her sister who is coming from out of town. May is a friend from dance class... she's a bit peculiar... just like me. So we get a long just famously! I wonder what her sister is like?

Had another wonderful night with the Funny Man, the last for a lil bit... sigh... what will I do with myself at night? Guess Ill just have to think of my last call with him with fond memories... sniff. Hee Hee We will actually be playing next week... cause he partook in the dildo for a call special I have going on. I am going to make my dildos cute lil name cards to go in the containers I put them in... that say your nick names that I have given you.

Doing the comic strip layout for ruffle butt panties is a lil more difficult than I had planned... so it may be a few more days... but don't you worry, I will launch it soon... I need to just rip off the bandaid and promote promote promote... so i can get to work on www.thepinkdungeon.com so I can have it ready for an August 1st launch. I then have tons of other site redesigns to do as well, to include utopia... it's time for a change, is it not?

I am so having a blast since coming back from my lil mini phone sex break... no drama, no worries... just fun fun fun! The way phone sex was meant to be. If something doesn't go my way, then I just brush it off and move right a long. I used to get so upset, worrying bout what others thought of me... but now, I don't relly care, cause let's be honest here... I am the best! No seriously... I am so damn good, I turn myself on... hee hee. I rock and you guys know it, and love me, and adore me... and ok, so now my ego has grown so big I can't even control it! I rule I rule I rule... hee hee.

Will someone please sign my guest book... sheesh... it's at the bottom of every single one of my pages and yet... no one's signed it. If you could sneak in the words phone sex, I would love you even more for it! lol And I would really like some more reviews... I know... Imma pain in the butt, I want you to pay me for phone sex on top of work for me too... hee hee... Ill be extra special nice to you if you do... neener neener!

Does this outfit not have my name all over it... hee hee... It's on my Amazon wishlist and I think I might be spoiling myself with it this week... take a peak...

Phone Sex Princess Outfit



Well, I best go get my recordings done then go make my lunch date... I've already had such a busy morning already... been swimming for a bit, getting my sun, worked on the pink room for a bit... hopefully that will be done soon so I can share pictures, if I get my camera working ... grr grrr. Apparently sand is one of the worst things for a camera... I should know this already, having killed one camera with the sand in San Francisco while visiting my sisters. They so need to make camera's sand proof. I have another one, that is smaller pixels I used to use... I just have to find it. I am pretty sure it's not in storage cause I used it in colorado, I just hope it didn't stay in colorado.

Kiss,
Your Phone Sex Princess
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
1-877-281-1531

Phone Sex Love Monkey

  • Jul. 12th, 2008 at 10:09 PM

Sorry for being so absent the past couple of days. This lil phone sex princess was ab it under the weather. Between the heat and having a nail attack the back of my arm, I wasn't feeling to well. I slept for almost twenty hours one day... but now I am back and in tip top form. I was actually back yesterday evening... and would have updated my journal, but my Funny Man from San Antonio Bogarted me all night long. Actually for the past two nights I have been his Phone Sex Love Monkey for marathon calls while he is on duty. He's pretty awesome, and is learning very quickly that I am always right and he is a man... JUST KIDDING! Hee Hee Anyways... he says I am way to obsessed with pink, I tell him I am not. We all know I am right, Pink is more than a color, it's a state of mind.

Ive had a couple new callers over the past couple of days... that have read my site very well and even tho some of them are BRAND NEW to Fantasy Phone Sex They new the ropes well enough from all the information from my website, journal and blog radio show to have the most awesome time. Some of them have even come back more for seconds... and thirds... and one person for fourths even.

I only had one person accidentally hang up on me, and that's because company came and he had to go quickly... but he made sure I knew... lol. Man, if I would have known all I had to do is let the world know not to hang up without saying goodbye, and they would do that... then I would have said so sooner... This power is kinda cool!

I even got to play with my pennman... oh oh .. he's got a new name... he's The Dragon... goosebumps... that's right, I got hot steamy phone sex with the Dragon... oh yeah... I rode him hard! Woo Hoo... can't wait to play with him again!

The launch of www.rufflebuttpanties.com, my new adult web comic has been pushed back to Monday, I may have it ready by tomorrows show, but with being sick and a little busy, it's been hard to get everything done. I will launch it. I am working way to hard on this bugger not to... it's just a bit nerve wracking! As soon as I get it launched, I can get The Pink Dungeon going... and you Fetish Phone Sex guys will really be happy campers, especially you sissy guys. Have I got tons planned for you... I see happy sissy dancing in your near future... could there possibly be personalized sissy items in the future from yours truly? I'll never tell! Maybe a lil bit... hee hee... such big surprises on the horizon. I'm such a tease, aren't I?

I went and saw Hancock last night, and I totally loved it. I don't know what is wrong with critics these days... they suck! Let me review movies, listen to me. This movie was pretty awesome. If you go in not expecting a comedy, then you are ok. I went in with a blank slate and totally fell for John Hancock and the rest of the stars. Wil Smith, with his scientology behaviors lately has kinda freaked me out about him, I don't think of will smith without thinking of actual human being believing that they are compose of aliens... or whatever tolo people think they are composed of... bleghh. But I lost the fact that he was will smith and was able to get into the movie... so go see it... go cool off on a summer day... and enjoy yourself...hee hee!

I am so far behind on movies... it's not even funny... I haven't seen wall-e yet... but I will catch up... if it stays hot, then you bet your bottom Ill seek shelter in a movie theater... lol.

Tomorrow I may be going to ... oh happy place... Build-A-Bear... thanks to my funny man... oh yeah... you know I will be there, when you hear a squeal of delight as I walk through the door... I love that place. I shall never grow up... hubba hubba!

Also... someone got a purple dildo in the mail... could it be Casablanca Man has finally arrived! Well, Casablanca Man Jr... hee hee. I can't wait till Monday to ride it... it's rubber and it's got ridges... and it's perfect! I also got me some vibrating nipple rings and strawberry nipple/lip gloss... so Monday... Ill be riding my purple dildo with the suction cup on the bottom, with my nipples ruby red, clamped and humming... with ruby red lips moaning as my sexy man listens on... jealous? hee hee

I hear he's got chocolate for me, actually, he's written me a poem about it, as well as two theme songs I am shopping out there for singers for.. and music. Ive only known him for almost two weeks, but already... he's becoming a fast friend!

I got happy cat! Maneki Neko, the japanese fortune kitty. I picked one up from a wiccan store around here that I love to go to, he's a piggy bank too. He's already brought me so much good luck, that I ordered the one off my wishlist as well. Yes, I shop from my wishlist too... I am probably my biggest spoiler! hee hee I figure two happy cats are better than one... Ill keep one in my bedroom and one downstairs with the computer!
If you have gone into a place that is run by people from Japan, then you have more than likely seen him... he's the waving golden cat... you can get him in different colors... for different lucks... I hope to get more as I go... hid them in different parts of the house... lol!

Make sure you listen to my radio show live tomorrow night... here... http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Brigitte-Kelly... tomorrow night's show will be about Fetish Phone Sex, what exactly is a fetish and how to tell if you have one yourself... lol. Also, I will be reviewing the porn.. FUCK, as well as teaching you guys new and exciting ways to girl watch!


For those who care... right now I am wearing my pink string bikini with a white lil sundress/cover up over it. I just got back from running to the mall before it closed to pick up something at the disney store for one of my friends kids. I get to go to Chucky Chese for a birthday party next weekend... woo hoo. I probably won't be invited back next year because I can still ride the rides... hee hee. Hey, if I am going to the Big Cheese... then I am going ot have some fun!

I shall catch you tomorrow... promise Ill get back to updating daily... just been a hectic two weeks... miss me?

Goodnight Kevin Smith where ever you are... I bet I could make your shorty dance!

kiss...

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531
www.thewonderwhore.com

Beach Blanket Phone Sex

  • Jul. 8th, 2008 at 6:44 PM

New Hampshire has a coast line... nine miles of coastline... it's like a baby coast... so cute! Packed up my cute lil pink cooler, barbie doll pink beach blanket... and yes, even a pink and white beach umbrella and headed out to the baby coast... where apparently everybody else in New Hampshire decided to go today. I think we need more coastline! I was hopin to maybe do a lil phone sex on my cell phone... if I could get secluded enough... but that wasn't going to happen.

I munched on my lunch, the perfect peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich, sipped on my pink lemonade and let the sun kiss the parts of my body that weren't covered by my perfectly pink bikini... I know, some of you are thinking... pinkness overload... but it was perfect for me. My pink beach day... you don't have to like it, but I sure do. I decided I need one of those caddies... cause Im sure I looked like something out of a 1980's summer vacation disaster comedy, herding my pinkness down the beach and back... stumbling as I go... thinking all the while, why didn't a pick up a beach cart... but now I know... specially if I go off by myself again.

My friends had to bail cause they got caught trying to play hookie... reason number 513 why I love my job... I can play hookie whenever I want!

I wanna hot glue pink beaded fringe to my beach umbrella... someone else had the same one... and I want to be different... lol... oh oh oh... or maybe those dangly fuzzy pom poms... hee hee.

I know, I truly am your Phone Sex Princess in all my pinkness!

I did however drop my freakin camera in the sand, and now it wont turn on cause the lense wont extend... grrr grrr. I am hoping my brother can fix it when he gets home... I will be heart broken if he cant... sniff. I love taking pictures.

I had wonderfully hot calls last night with my funnyman... he loves me.. what can I say? I like boinking him while he is at work! It's so naughty... and I am enjoying getting to know what makes him tick!

I also had a handful of new callers... still reaping the benefits of Janes guide... oh yeah! One of them caught me stealing while I was helping him clean up and now I have to be his phone sex fuck toy until he gets bored with my tight lil body! We will call him Wisconsin man till I come up with something more clever. Then another Texas stud had his way with my pert lil tits and puckered lil lips... he got so excited he hung up on me without saying goodbye...

So I will be going to Texas this week... to kick some ass! lol Hey, I put the warning out there... ninja Brigitte is going to show up on some poor texan studs doorstep and go all Brigitte on his hiney! And not in the good way. I think I may sit on his back, twisting his arm or whatever appendage is handy... and have him repeat after me. Play, Cum, Say Goodbye, Hang Up... in that order. Grrr Grrr

(Don't worry, he knows Im making fun of him in this journal, I already had a conversation with him... he knows the rules now... hee hee)

Last night, your phone sex Masturbation Mistress worked on a lil teaser for The Pink Dungeon... yes, that's right... it's coming in August... so don't all of you fuck sluts faint at once... hee hee... Check it out here... Fetish Phone Sex with your Pink Princess

Also, I have my best cartoons selected... now it's time for site building and hopefully this week, fingers crossed, Ruffle Butt Panties will be launched!


For those who care, I am still in my pink bikini... I had on a lil white and pink polka dot skirt to walk around in, but I took that off as soon as I hit the beach. Im thinking Im gonna head out to the pool for some late evening swimming to cool off a bit. Ill keep the phone near by if you wanna play. Just if I don't answer, wait a few minutes and call again... just means I didnt get dried off in time to get to the phone.

Goodnight Kevin Smith... where ever you are...

Brigitte Kelly
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
1-877-281-1531

Happy 4th of July!

  • Jul. 5th, 2008 at 12:44 AM

I have had one of the best forth of julys of my life... seriously... It was so nice! I got to hang out with some really cool people whom I just absolutely adore...shh...they may read this... I showed them my site today... so everybody say hi to Kitten and Mr. Pino! They rock hard core! We gotta drink some dom perignon... with a strawberry angel food cake that rocked hard core... Im not a dom girl, that's for sure... too strong for me. You know how I hate to say anything negative when I try new things, but for as expensive as it was, I expected it to rock me hard core... ehhh... not so much. Any of you boys out in phone sex land have any suggestions for sparkling wines, champaigns or any other kind of wine out there... I am willing to try just about anything... woo hoo.. cept for the 1700, bottles of wine and what not in the liquor store... blghh.. Even when I rule the Phone Sex world... Im not going to waste my money on that... 1700 can by me a lot of pink things... and sparkly things... hell, it can get me the dragonfly Tiffany necklace I want so much!

I hope you all had a kick ass fourth of July... you only got this one life and you need to go out and explore it to the hilt party peoples... lol. I got home to a message about how uneventful their fourth was... and peeps... this is what I say... you gotta rock life, instead of waiting for it to rock you... go have some fun... search... and you will find it! My life is awesome, because I work everyday to make it that way. I do what I want for a living, because I love it, I make sure I do my hobbies because I enjoy them... don't let life pass you buy people... grab it by the balls and squeeze... oh... well only you pain sluts squeeze... the rest of you fondle em with all your might!

Yes, I have been drinking... but still... it doesn't mean my words are any less true!

For those who care... I am wearing a great big smile... and that's it... I'm getting ready to go pass out into my bed and fall asleep and dream of all the phone sex I had this morning and last night... phone sex with my san antonio funny man... whom I adore sooo much. Sorry I missed your messages... and I hope work wasn't tooo awful for you tonight! I would have kept on going this morning if you would have let me!

Also, I have a new fan.... caller... victim... he found me on jane's guide and loved my Dildo offer so much that he sent me one and we had fun this morning! Woo Hoo We got to talk about everything from politics to what my hot lil tongue could do to his swollen... uh... you know! I can't wait to get to know him better... he rocks hard core! Ill call him casablanca man... cause this really is the beginning of a beautiful relationship!

A lot of my new callers from the jane's guide add have already done two and three calls each this week... like I said, the proof is in the pudding...my Phone Sex rocks! I role play phone sex like no other girl can.... and you get me, and not someone trying to mimic porn, cause let's face it...anybody can do a porn impression... oh god, yes yes, yes... oooo right there... see... but can they turn you on just by being a person? I can... neener neener... come and get me boys!

Ok, my ego grows and grows and it's all your fault. Hee Hee.

Tomorrow, I should be home for the best part of the day... taking calls... but Sunday is mine... I will be in and out of here all day long, so catch me when you can sugar butts!

Kiss,

Goodnight George Clooney and Kevin Smith... where ever you are... hee hee! I'll be thinking of one or both of you tonight as I slip off into dreamland... hubba hubba!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
www.thewonderwhore.com
1-877-281-1531

Phone Sex for Smarties!

  • Jul. 2nd, 2008 at 4:42 PM

Hee Hee... I have got so much wonderful feed back on my phone sex site, radio show and service lately... it's just all going to my head... and all I can say is... I want more. I am truly ego driven... I love being the best! I now have my PennMan addicted to me... He actually wrote to me this morning... "hello, my name is pennman and I am a Brigitte addict"... I think I will be hearing that more and more as time goes by... and sadly, there is no twelve step program to go with this addiction. The only thing you can do is suffer... suffer through endless orgasms brought on by my cute Phone Sex voice. Suffer through knowing that your fantasies are going to be done right whenever you call. Suffer through the agony of visiting my site endlessly not knowing what new and exciting things I have just for you... And if anybody ever makes a twelve step program... they should be shot... am I right fellows?

I love my ego... and my ego loves me... we were meant for each other!

Tomorrow night, I am going to go... Take a Hot Air Balloon ride... my friend owns one... how unbelievable is that? And we are going to go launch it up over the city... so if you are in the area and see a big beautiful air balloon... it's me! If you hear me screaming my brains out over your fair city... call 911! Make sure it's screaming scared and not screaming moaning... cause I may take my cell phone... lol... push my friend over board and have my way with some callers... just kidding... There will be a couple of people in the basket... hmmm... ballooning orgy phone sex role play? Nice.

My sofa man called me back today... mmmmm mmmmm... got a kick out of all the attention I have given him. I got his permission to talk about him on my radio show because I thought his call was so unique and it prooved my point. He loves pounding my cushions...my soft velvety lips wrapped around his ... uh... you know... lol! I so love how vocal he is!

The anal ass monkey pissed me off. And Im done with him. I hate it when callers plot me against another girl... hate it beyond belief... so I sent everything I had to the other girl... to use against him... he was into financial domination. I don't need his money nor his gifts that bad, maybe she does. Too bad, cause you could have had fun with both of us. Let's just say, well.. he will figure it out... trust me.

My funny man in San Antonio and I had fun... till his mean ol boss called him into work... grrr. I am really not liking him... and if that's the reason for last night too... then he had better watch out... cause I will find his number and chew him out. I love boinking my funny man... hee hee... and he's doing an awesome job trying to win our bet! hee hee

Tomorrow morning I am going to a park to go swim near by... so I wont be on after ten am... till bout two... then off to the balloon rides at like six pm. Friday... looks like I am not going to be available much at all either... looks like I am going to have one of the best fourth of july's ever! woo hoo! I have a secret... but I can't tell till after it is for safety reasons... but it's a good one... well, at least it's exciting for me anyways...

For those who care, I am in my baby blue bikini and white denim shorts. It's thunder storming now, but this morning was beautiful! I love being out in the sun, with the proper amount of sunscreen on mind you. I think my next door neighbor is loving the sun as well, he's old as I have mentioned before and now has changed is gardening habbits to coincide with my outdoor activities... I swear he has a motion detector on my yard... lol.

I need an assistant... like I was last summer for that director. My brother and his boyfriend help me out a lot, but I need someone who can do it full time, lol, for free... cause that's about all I can afford. I got so much to do, ruling the phone sex world is pretty hard...I need more time to just be the kinky lil masturbation mistress that I am. I think if I got an assistant, I could keep them busy just doing spelling and grammar editing alone! lol Maybe some day I can afford one... hee hee.

Well I best be off, I am going to go grab some coffee and an oat fudge bar... it's oaty, it's fudgey... how can it not be good? Then back here for more tease and denial phone sex... or fetish phone sex... or role play phone sex... pretty much, phone bone me and I will be a happy camper!

Goodnight Kevin Smith where ever you are... hubba hubba!
Think I'd better get my coffee now!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
877-281-1531

The Phone Sex Review Is In!

  • Jun. 26th, 2008 at 1:51 PM

Oh my gosh.. I seriously have read it a million times since I was notified of it... Jane's Guide has reviewed my humble phone sex site... and... aparrently.... LOVES IT! Like seriously love it! I think I may have a small crush on Vamp... hee hee... and not just because I am one of her "Staff Picks" but because she obviously has great taste! (In my head, she's from Seattle... mysterious, and sexy... hee hee) I know, I don't have to butt kiss anymore, they reviewed it, they loved it... but really... Vamp...hubba hubba. I love the name... hee hee.

Anyways... for your pleasure.. here is the review of my site...
http://janesguide.com/newlinks/servicesphonesex.html


I will rule the Phone Sex world... hear me now phone sex gods... you will bow down before greatness... oh yes you will... you will bow down before me and kiss my cute lil, well clad feet... hee hee.

I am working on an online indicator, I know you guys really would like one... it's one of the main suggestions I have received... specially since I went and did the unthinkable... I went and got a life... lol. I'm not here for your every beck and kinky call... sorry... hee hee. You know, it just makes you want me more.

For those who care, I am now a normal color... still a little tender, but a decent flesh tone. I have on a white and pink cotton sundress.. my summer staple are my sun dresses, that a kind gentle man bought for me in nyc... it fits me perfectly... and I think is wonderfully sexy... its mostly white with pale pink straps and trim. I have on white cotton panties that have a bunny tail printed on the back... hee hee.


Thank you Jane's Guide... I have read your site for years... it's an honor to be apart of it!

Now I get to go have phone sex with my super sexy cutie from Penn... if your windows break... it's because I am having earth shattering orgasms and can't hold it in!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
8772811531

Lobster Red Phone Sex?

  • Jun. 25th, 2008 at 11:49 PM

I'm such a dork knocker... really... I am. I may be all sexy on the phone, but I am one world class clutz, let me tell you. I just hope there is some sort of sun burn fetish out there... anyone have a Lobster phone sex fantasy... cause if so... I am your girl! In Seattle, I was a day glow white girl... I would get a little color... but lets just say, in the middle of some winters... my bottom was so white, it glowed in the dark... seriously... I had no need for a night light. Here, with sunblock, I was getting a natural tan that I used to ...cough... pay for...cough... in Seattle in the summers. TodayI did my normal routine... put on my sun block, went out and swam... then did two very hot calls by the pool... got in the pool... cleaned it, swam... then floated around for a bit... thinking... ahh... I should add more sunblock... maybe after my nice lil nap in the sun...

Yah... lets just say my tan lines are now BAKED into my skin...it hurts, but its already turning to tan... and we all know what a wussy I am when it comes to pain... blghh. Anyone wanna rub me down with aloe gel burn relief? I will be your best friend... Gosh, if I had someone here right now to do it... they would get Free Phone Sex for life... hee hee... not really... maybe a peck on the cheek or a quick lil grope... Im such a tease!

I will not spell weird wrong again.
I will not spell weird wrong again.
I will not spell weird wrong again.
I will not spell weird wrong again.
I will not spell weird wrong again.
I will not spell wierd wrong again...crap.


Ahh... it's why you love me... isn't it? All my lil quirks...

Quirks Like...

I giggle after I cum on phone sex calls.

I like grilled cheese sandwiches way more than I should.

I'm scared to death of things in the ocean and yet I am gonna go to school to become a marine biologist. (Fall Baby)

Nothing comes between me and my chocolate... nothing. (Also not a good idea to use chocolate on your body parts with me... you know... it's chocolate.)

I do a cute lil happy dance when my phone rings before I answer it... and another happy "touchdown" dance after the call cause I rocked it hard core!

Cross my heart, sometimes I don't let you guys hear me cum, I bit back... cause... it's not the right time for me to orgasm... in our role play... but I can't help myself... lol! I have mulitple orgasms on some of my phone sex calls.

I can kick your ass at poker, as long as we aren't playing for real money... and we use pink cards and chips.

I wanna rub kimmy kuddles hiney.

Willow falls asleep in my arms every night... giving me puppy kisses on my arms and hands. She sleeps right next to my tummy. Boo is at my feet... my protector... always.

I like being kissed on the forehead ... it's my favorite kind of kiss. To turn me on, kiss me on the back of my neck.

I really do own a couple of pairs... 12... of ruffle butt panties... hee hee.

Yes, I really am painting my room pink!


So there you have it, if you weren't in love with me before, you should be now....Just the way I like it. My evil plan to make all men fall madly in love with me, just so I can tease and torment them is in full effect... :::evil hee hee:::

I had dance class tonight... was painful to get into dance position... plus everyone wanted to touch my shoulders for some strange odd reason... normally east coasters aren't touchy feely people... but today... they layed their hands on me... bastards. I was going to go out after class, but I didn't feel up to it.. so I came home and had some pizza with the boys.

And I missed Bronco Man yet again... not to mention... gasp... Snoopy? Was that really you? Ill be home, in all my redness... ALL DAY tomorrow... inside... cause of the pending thunderstorms and because if I get any redder from the sun, bozo will come hunt me down and replace his big red nose with me cute roasted body.

For those who care, I am wearing a satiny night shirt... it's the only thing that feels good... with nothing on underneath... its pale yellow with pastel dragon flys on it... I can't put on a regular pair of panties, cause they ride higher than my bikini did and my poor lil tummy is burnt as well... meaning no elastic is going to touch it till Im a normal flesh tone. My hair is up in a dragon fly clip...coincidence... and I am dreading how I am going to try and sleep tonight... wonder if I can sleep in the bath tub... in cool water... tell my lips turn blue... lol.

Imma wuss.

Think Id better sleep now...

Brigitte

PS Pushover Pookie... get your vodka and cam ready, my wishlist is ready to be violated!

Wicked Weird Phone Sex Advertising!

  • Jun. 24th, 2008 at 1:50 AM

You got to be kidding me, right? Who the in the hell went to a party Sunday night and wrote my aim messenger named and phone number on some drunk/passed out guy? What were you thinking? I mean seriously... Your forgot to put my WEBSITE too... hee hee. Come on... Fess Up... Who Did it? Who is coming up with the creative way to advertise phone sex with me? I swear, some guy messaged me asking me how my screen name and phone number ended up on his arm. I wish I would have saved the conversation, I meant to, cause it had me doubled over laughing, my eyes filled with tears. I told him he probably had a friend that figured he needed to get laid, so he put my phone sex information on his arm. He didn't believe that I was phone sex operator, till I showed him my site... lol. You guys crack me up... thanks for the help, who ever did it. Just next time ... put... www.thewonderwhore.com on the arm too... I love seeing the traffic hits. He didn't buy a call, but it was very entertaining, none the less.

Today, I was out for most the day... I didn't mean to be, just got a lil stir crazy. Went to Pheasant Lane Mall and did a lil shopping, picked up some jewelry at clairs.. all their clearance stuff was ten for ten dollars... Sissy Phone Sex guys... take note... cheap way to experiment with jewelry. I spent twenty bucks, twenty items, so I had to go get something to organize it at Target. Bath and Body Works was having their semi anual sale... got me a pink rubber ducky and a 50 dollar purse with samples for 90 percent off. I normally only get thier Christmas scents... and a bottle lasts me a year... so I didn't get much of anything else. Again sissies, you can shop there to try out different scents and lotions. Like I tell all my sissys, it takes more than just panties to really feminize you... Start with your skin and scent... nothing like smooth skin and a effeminate scent to really make you feel sexy.

I also went to JoAnn fabrics and picked up some fabric and a ballroom dress pattern to start working on making my own ball gowns... couldn't hurt. If I can put them together, it may only cost me like sixty bucks...compared to two thousand... if I really want them to sparkly tho, Im gonna need at least 100 dollars a dress for rhinestones and what not. I guess they have ones that just iron onto the fabric.

Dance class was tonight, tomorrow night as well, and then I went to dinner with my friends from class. We stayed way past the time they were closed chatting bout the girl who wore the corset that kept flashing her itty bitty titties to everyone...seriously, they were smaller than mine... her whole nipple was the size of a dime... and about who we think is cute and naughty at the studio. It was a lot of fun!

Broncoman... sorry I missed you. Ill be home most the day tomorrow... cept for pool time in the morning... and then dance class at night... but I will play with you! I got gift in the mail... thank you very much!

I've been taking pictures of BDSM toys and what not that I own for my upcoming fetish phone sex site. When I finish painting my room and get it all set up, I will take pictures of that as well, I want to really intergrate all my silly submissive into my life... make you more dependent on me, more real to you. I am really getting into all the domination phone sex... it rocks hard core! Granted, I'm a Princess, not a Mistress... so my way, is a little more sly than brutal... and so much fun.

Well, I had best be off to bed... this lil phone sex cutie is pretty tired! I got lots to do tomorrow and Im gonna need my beauty sleep.

One more thing, this message isn't for all of you, just the ones who think they might try it. I know I awhile ago that Mr Seattle saw me driving... many have asked if they could "bump" into me. For my safety, I have to say no. I have had bad experiences in the past when some callers couldn't respect my boundries and have had to take out two restraining orders. Please don't try to set up a meeting without my permission. I have taken steps to make sure you can't find me, you may think you know where I am, but I can assure you, you don't, Mr Seattle had done calls with me for many years... and by a chance of one in a million, had seen me. I lived about six miles from his house for four years... and it only happend on accident the once...

(Just fyi... Im not talking bout the guys I joke about ME stalking them... that's all in good fun... I would love to the stalker, not the stalked)

So any stalker wanna be's out there, save your gas... I am really not worth the trouble anyways... hee hee. I am way hotter on the phone. Plus, if you ran into me in person, Id probably turn and run for the hills... it would scare me that much... lol. All you would see is my pert lil ass in a haze... running for the nearest police officer.

Enough with the icky stuff... it's time for me to go get my sleep.

For those who care, I got on a lil lilac cotton nighty and white cotton panties. I wanted out of my clothes when I got home, but still wanted to be able to walk around the house... without flashing my brother or his boyfriend... so itty bitty summer nighty had to do... I still got teased about it by them though... they called it lingeree.. I call it "not showing you my boobies so be happy about it" Sheesh... gay men... heaven forbid if a pair of breast walk in the room.

I will talk to you later!

Brigitte!

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