I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion's on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly... hee hee. That's cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE... insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did... which I think is illegal to have a block on it... but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means... I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny... like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can't yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I'm doing the right thing and who know's how long it's going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light... more cause they don't want people to lose interest in me... which is cool. I have lots of work to get done... lots and lots... I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself... and nothing would get done... also the reason I don't have a real doll of me... if I did, you guys probably wouldn't hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago... and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls... woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas... I could have used their wallets hard core... lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from... but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens... I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls...man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there... and yes... I got the white tiger... you can only get it on the strip... and dressed it up as a show girl... pink and black... The build a bear is awesome there... love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad... as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando... that I don't have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando... and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink... I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously... I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear... panties and shoes too... I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state... you have to ask... like mass is a lobster that I don't have yet. I know, Ill never grow up... but you know what? I don't have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special... lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was "Crazy Girls" which was way hot... and Im in love with Brenda... I've had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business... oh man. She's got long blonde hair... I think, and a waist... seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online... that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again... oh brenda... sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now... but the show... way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats... mine was at the end of the catwalk... best seats in the house... hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done... lil things here and there... and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving... so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know... I won't send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I'll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren't already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don't want to wrap it... Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in... and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures... hee hee... and post them in my blog... Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send... hee hee. I know, I know... I'm bribing for presents... but actually, it will be my gift back to you... hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues... Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys... way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates... VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me...
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live... like hershy penn, chocolate... Miami... beach related stuff... etc.
6. Pay my bills... hee hee...
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket... have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It's horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up... and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before... but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm... it's like in the twenties right now... but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it's taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal... woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I'm gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can't get a hold of me now. I haven't talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is... she sure sounds cute to me... but you can call... http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don't feel like going. I think Im to... uh... excited... wet... horny... to concentrate on class... so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me... fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

Whoah... Life is good, is it not? I mean... whoah! The past couple of weeks have just been a blur for me. Between school, dance classes and then the whole election thingy.... whoah. I am so sorry I wasn't here for you guy's every beck and call. I missed so many calls, it's not even funny. When I would get home, I tried to take as many as I could without wearing myself out totally, lol. Still, I did not get to them all.

The thing is, for a bit, I don't have a single day where I will be available ALL DAY for calls... like I used to be. I have found that happy medium between being the best Phone Sex operator out there and having an actual life. It's really paid off in my calls too... with the role play fantasies, I have been coming up with tons more ideas. Plus guys, I am happier, so I hope you are happier too... but fear not... I will not leave you totally hanging and the giving cold calls in the dark will cease. I have my google calendar updated with where I will be on a daily basis. I need to figure out if the times are all in my time zone or if they automatically switch to yours... lol.

My Calendar

Believe it or not, I am a lot more available than what I was... I was getting called into volunteer six to ten hours a day... so that left little time for this hot little Phone Sex Co-ed to play. Ill have a link up on the website so it's easy to access.

So... let me just say this... deep breath out.... YES! Thank you everybody who voted and for all who voted for Obama. I think he will be an awesome President, I read tons on him, and then found out some things that weren't ready available for me, like his participation in getting us to help Darfur... that was the deal cincher... and immediately started helping as much as I could. I think he is a great man, and will do great things. I think he can fix what Bushy has done... Less than two and a half months... and Bushmiester is out of the office... I say it again... YES!

I should be working really hard to get back on track with the Phone Sex Websites over the next couple of weeks... so keep checking back. My upcoming phone sex events should be updated tonight.

Thanks for being so patient with me lately... just proves to me that you will always love this Phone Sex hottie!

Talk to you Soon!

Brigitte
877-281-1531
The Wonder Whore

So, your little phone sex sweetheart actually had posted this really long rant against republicans because of the presidential debate. Palin did better than most people expected, because we didn't expect much... and I just kinda imploded. I know I haven't been political much in this election, least not verbally, but I have been following it closely. I know, it's a bit of a shocker that my whole life doesn't revolve around taboo phone sex

Palin is the brittney spears of politics... let me explain... she was so scandelous, sordid, like brittney, that it kinda took over the election for a bit. Mccaine really wasn't getting that much air time, so he picked the perfect candidate to get him elected. Not because she was qualified... hello... she's not... but because she could get them the publicity she needed. Well, obviously, to get the publics attention... you need to be a rich white girl fuck up... voila... brittney spears... paris hilton... sarah palan... Basically all she needs to do is flash her twat a couple times getting out of a car... and they are so in!

So, in honor of palin... I offer up palin phone sex. We should say... fuck palin... and then actually do it. I am willing to act like a dumb broad, moaning "you betcha" while you boink me hard core up the butt? I have been working on her accent for a couple of days, and we all know I can ramble from one endless point to another... so lets do it... Fuck palin! I always wanted to be a soccer mom, apparently so does palin.


I had typed more, going on rants bout the maral majority... pretty much lots of stuff to piss off the religious ryke... but my interent went down. I mean, I had a pretty lengthy journal on how ticked I was that we were going to elect more of the same into the white house... when... a republican called me for some sweet phone sex

Now, he called me and asked what I was doing and I told him, Im writing a pretty lengthy rant on my blog bout the debates... and he laughed and said he hadn't watched em yet... so I told him what I thought... and he told me he was a republican... whoopsy... we ended up talking for like almost two hours... and I can see where he comes from on some things, and I hope he sees now where I come from.

I decided that I wouldn't post what I had written, but I basically said repubs were evil... and now that I really got to know this guy... I can honestly say, yeah... only some republicans are evil. Still, Im voting my way and hopefully he's not voting... hee hee.

Anyways... thanks Indy for a wonderful evening. Glad I could tuck you in.

Today was fun! I should go away more often to make you all miss me. Actually, the mass majority of my phone sex calls calls were from new callers tho... what gives? Where are my snookie pooks at? hee hee... I bet you are saving yourselves up for this weekend... for a serious bopbrigitteathon... woo hoo. Bop me all you want babies... I double dog dare you.

Anyways, my internet keeps going down... and it ticks me off.. doesn't it know, I am the only thing allowed to go down in this house... I crack myself up... hee hee. See, look, your phone sex princess is back and better than ever.

I shall yack at you soon!

Your phone sex wonder whore!

Brigitte
Phone Sex with Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531

I love playing the virgin on my phone sex role play calls. I mean, I do do it well.. don't I? I know Mr. Seattle has popped that cherry numerous of times... hee hee. Not to mention quite a few men in America. Hee Hee It's fun to be innocent and willing, in a very naughty way.

I know I said I would be home today, and I do apologize, your phone sex princess got invited to a photo shoot one of her friends was doing in Boston, a non nude one guys... lol, and I went to see what it was like. The photographer was really really nice, answered a lot of my questions... and I think even made a pass at me. He was really shy, and quite, which I thought was odd, cause I guess he's a pretty big deal. My friend was all kinds of nervous on the way down there. But she looked hot, and if she gives me permission, Ill post the pics up here when they come out.

I really do love Boston, I know... Imma Seattle girl, always will be. But Boston just has so much history, and so much to do here. I am getting used to the people, and the guys with the Southie Accents that whistle when you walk by... I really didn't know guys still did that... lol. I am so glad, I uprooted and moved cross county... it was the best thing I think I have done in awhile... I mean, cept for becoming your phone sex dream kitten hee hee.

Before going down, I had brunch on Mainstreet. It's the thing most people do around here... kinda fun. Lots of snooty people, but I was with friends, so it really didn't matter. Main street here is really really quaint... I love shopping on mains treet... well, not really shopping spending money, but window shopping cause it can get quite pricey.

So, who in West Hollywood is clicking on my Site? Hmmm? Beverly Hills too? I mean, whats a girl gotta do to get a call from one of you checks up on me? And mr man from Cambridge... I see you clicking too? Hee Hee... least you could do is send me off an email if phone sex isn't your thing... lol. Have I mentioned how much I love google analytics lately... I like seeing places I have actually lived pop up in my data base... or places I have been to... Like Alemeda, CA, where my sister used to live and Puyallup, Wa where I used to hang out with friends. I get to cyber stalk my cyber stalkers... in a good way... hee hee.

Phone Sex Alert

I really do like you guys.

End Phone Sex Alert

I had a caller from Chicago in the Wee Hours of this morning... I think I talked his ear off... you know me, when I get chatty, I get really chatty and there is just no stopping me. I had a blast with him on his call, so hopefully he did to... to counter balance me in super talk mode... hee hee.

For those who care, your phone sex beauty is all ready for bed, yes... I know it's early, but I am one pooped puppy. I got on a pink lil itty biitty night gown that has matching panties, makes me feel like wendy darling from peter pan... hee hee. I sleep naked, but I like pajamas... go figure.

I shall catch up with you all tomorrow... Call me soon... and think naughty thoughts of me!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
8772811531
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I have phone sex in my dreams, I did last night... all night... most of it was tamer than what I have done the past couple of days.

Today has just been odd... not bad, just feels like I'm bouncing through a dream most the day, like one of those odd dreams... like the when the walls are ceilings, the ceilings are floors, and the floors are walls... you know... weird... Its been raining, like hard core rain, the kind that hurts if you try to walk in it, all day long... with thunder and lightening... which I love. But today I just feel, odd. You guys ever had those days?

I must be attracting the odd, in my life and... on my phone sex calls as well today. Cause today, I was a sofa... not just any sofa... a red velvet lip shaped sofa. I could moan, but not speak... My pretty red cushions got pounded hard by a cock attached to what I believe must have been the loudest moaner/cummer I have ever heard. His fantasy, odd to most, was freaking hot to him... and that just rocks! He got into it like no bodies business! I must say, I made a good sofa, letting him cuddle on my cushions after he was done... ohhh yeah.

Then I had a seriously taboo phone sex call with the devil and his four foot weiner. I guess beelzebub gets horny too. Who knew the dark one could bone with such zest, definitely not me.

Today, for those who aren't in the know, is my present day for my Financial Domination Phone Sex phone sex guys. Mondays you can now see my wishlist deplete a little. I wont go into details... for my vanilla guys that get uneasy at this sort of thing, but I got me some new L.A.M.B. shoes from the Lucky Looser and TWO gifts from the PUSHOVER from the top of my list, I think I will get something else from him later... cause I know he wants what is in his email box... it's burning a whole in it. I love being a True Phone Sex Princess!

My bike came today! Thank you to my NEW HAMPSHIRE SUGAR DADDY! Woo Hoo! I am getting ready to go try to put it together right now! It's pink and beautiful and I am so inlove with it, it's not even funny! I can't wait to bike down to the ice cream parlor on warm summer day... feeling the cool breeze run over my body! Ohh yeah!

Here are some pictures from where I jog... It got a lot prettier from last time... lol! Hundreds of Dragonflies that wouldn't stay still long enough for me to capture them on film... sneaky lil buggers... but I will get them!

Cause this lil hooker got her pool... and it is filling up as we speak! It will fill up probably by morning or so... but I will do 50 percent off all calls till midnight pst Wednesday! I will even let your pre purchase time at 1.00 a minute if you would like over the next three days... Buy a hundred minutes, for a hundred dollars... and use them in ten minute blocks all month long if you like! Who's your favorite taboo phone sex operator? I am! I am!

How did I get it so quickly? I got me a Sugar Daddy! A Financial Domination finatic who lives... get this... in the next town over. He paid for it online and we picked it up at the store... and get this... his princess... (me) deserved a bigger pool than what she wanted... so she got it... I got an 18 foot pool... that goes five feet high... with 4 and a half feet of water deep! Oh yeah... it's like totally awesome and huge. So all day...we were out back leveling the ground... getting the rocks out... and that's a lot of work on a twenty foot, by twenty foot section... This pookie is sore... holy moly!

My sugar daddy can now call for his reward... be a good sugar daddy... you know what you need to do!

I did almost get enough gift certificates to buy the pool, thank you guys... and they won't be going to waste... I feel kinda bad for getting them now that they aren't going to the pool... but I am going to get pool toys and stuff... and my pink schwinn bike so I can cruise main street on it! I have been looking forward to doing that in the evenings!

Does anyone know how to get rid of mosquitos? They were coming at us tonight while filling up the pool... and i just would rather not deal with them... if you have any ideas... I would greatly appreciate it!

I am missing a totally awesome black dress and shoes off my wishlist... um... yeah... and I think I know who did it... didn't think I check that sort of thing... now did you Charlotte... I admit it... I didn't think of those shoes and that dress together, but as soon as i saw them both missing.. as well as your cryptic message on my answering machine... I knew what you had done.... but yes, you are right... I am the ultimate barbie doll... arent I? Well, maybe more like skipper in the chest department!

For those who care, I am wearing a white summer dress... with an empire waste and white cotton panties... with an itty bitty satin bow at the waistband in the front... No bra, cause the straps would show. We, my brother and C, took a shower after working all day, not together, and got dressed in summer evening ware and went to shortys for dinner... ate outside... drank margaritas... just had a really nice time. My hair is up in a ponytail... in a white scrunchy that came with the dress... it's made out of the same material even... My skin has a bit of a pink tint to it... I might have got a lil too much sun today... but it was just a sample of days to come... as I AM NEVER LEAVING MY POOL once I get in it... lol!

Well, I got some website work to do... so I better get on it. Then Im off to go check on my pool... maybe sneak in for a midnight skinny dip! Woo Hoo!

Brigitte The Merry Mermaid!

WARNING: GIRLIE POST! I can't be held responsible for all the girlieness in this blog! Blame it on Sex in The City

I know, you guys say Im pretty and what not... and I tell you that's because Im naked... and you think all naked girls are pretty... Tonight, I felt beautiful, it was a wonderful night, just perfect. I love summer nights... tell me more , tell me more... couldn't resist.. lol. I love the breeze and the night air, and just the feel of a summer evening.. how can you not feel... sexy. I was dressed so perfect tonight, my dress did arrive yesterday... it matched the movie perfectly... the shoes were like heaven... I did my hair up... resisted the urge to find an obnoxious hat to go with the ensemble... like carrie, and wish I would have. However, I don't think I would have felt as pretty tonigh if I did. I wore this mauvey pink nicole miller dress that had a gold sequined scrunched waist... it was a halter top dress that just clung perfectly to my breasts... and would have drug on the floor if it weren't for my stunning minolo heels... I practiced last night how to walk in them... like walking a tight rope. My skin... I used a lotion that had asheen to it on my shoulders and arms... lil under my eyes as well. I wore my hair pulled straight back... but then let loose behind my ears... my friends made it all wild andsexy... My make up... a friend did... just enough, but the look of an almost nude face with lipstick that kitten said was the color of her nipples... lol. She wouldn't show me...

The only thing i didn't have was a bag, which at the movie theater... was the them of the night with the 98 percent female crowd. There were huge obnoxious bags from all kinds of designers... a couple from louis... I know because a girl screamed "my louis" better when another louis bag came on screen. I now want a designer bag... lol. Im such a joiner... hee hee.

My friends, all 4 of us... had a blast, it was a total girls night. We did each others hair and make up... we helped each other get dressed, or pick out the outfits for the other friends... mine was the best outfit. We gabbed bout men, life, and shopping... and didn't give any of the boys attention when we went to the bars. We didn't even accept the free drinks that were given to us... we had our cosmos and each other... and that is all we needed!

I wish I could say the movie was perfect. A very rare few are, the only bad thing I can say is that it was a bit on the long side... what worked in 30 minute episodes, didn't in a two hour movie... but other than that... my heart skipped a beat when the opening them played breifly in the beginning. Perfect opening... and I love how they mixed the episodes in to catch everybody up to speed.

The movie had everything you loved from the series... The girls, the sex, the girl talk... perfect... and as always... the fifth friend... fashion...

I so want to be Carrie... sigh... I will need a bigger closet... and well... someone elses spending limit on a credit card! I need a sugar daddy and fast! Financial Domination... here I come!!!

Anyways... thanks Char... tonight I was Cinderella... glass shoes and all...

For those who care, I am still in my pretty dress, thinking about when and where I can wear it again... I didn't wear a bra with it... but I do have on gold panties... that tie on the side. My hair is no longer slicked back, but tamed down and wound into a bun. I don't want to take my dress off... I wonder if it would damage it to much to fall asleep in it... I can pretend to be sleeping beauty... waiting for my Mr. Big to kiss me awake!