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  • Jul. 29th, 2009 at 11:15 PM

I have found Hampton Beach. That was probably a big mistake, as I have now lived out a good portion of the summer in itsy bitsy swimwear and am now as tan as tan can be... lol. I know, you are thinking... why is that a big mistake? Well, I can't really work, laying in my beach chair, playing in the ocean... or shopping the typical new england boardwalk. It's seriously heaven for me. The past week I even got a rental on the beach so I could just role out, and plop into the ocean. I think I may buy something out there, just to be closer.

Sorry for being MIA since like last feb, I can't believe it's been that long. I have done a couple calls here and there, with my Penn guy and a few others, and have made money with some recordings I have sold, but I really haven't been full force at it, like I used to be. With my friends wedding, and my brothers wedding... it's just been one busy, busy summer. Now, both of them are done done done... I make a great Maid of Honor... just fyi.... and I can breath... and spend more time on my beach. So, I think I may try to sneak in times for calls here an there for my regulars... but save the nights that I don't go out for working for new callers and what not. If you need me, message or email me... and we can so work something out! lol

Now, back to my beach. All the girls are hot, in teeny tiny bikini's and the men are ok... but most want to get you out of your swimwear and onto their jocks... which isn't as fun as it sounds. Listen to me guys, pick up lines don't work, and in fact... piss me the fuck off. If you want to get a girls attention, ask them questions... lots of questions... cause we all know... girls love talking about themselves. Compliment them, but don't over compliment them... cause it just makes us feel awkward. I swear, if I get another pick up line this summer from some college hunk wanna be... I am so going brittney spears on his ass with my beach umbrella... lol.

http://www.hamptonbeach.org

Let's see, what else have I been doing this summer? Well, I went to NYC again and took on the museum of modern art, like I did in Boston. I got to see all the greats and was so tickled pink by it... you have no idea. I've also gone back to Salem a couple of times and had a witches hat made especially for me with pink flowers, a white peacock and sparklies... it's just beautiful. I have traveled more in New Hampshire and found more covered bridges and just basically gotten to know NH a little bit better. And Boston, my beloved Boston, so has taken over as the most awesome city. I used to think Seattle rocked, but I gotta give Boston it's cred. There is so much to do... comedy clubs and theater, and just everything imaginable to do here. I love the aquarium, I love the lunch on the patio in the summer. This place just rules. I even found some Southie friends, that I really like... when I can understand them.

My brother and his boyfriend are still spoiling me rotten. I cook and clean and be the domestic pink goddess I am, and they let me shop on thier dime here and there as payment. I have so many of the maxi dresses, and beach cover ups, that they have become my uniform this summer. Even when I know I'm not going to swim, I pop in a bikini and cover up... just cause it keeps me cool. I feel like a princess in my maxi dress (the long dresses that go to the floor, kinda hippy dippy, but pull off easy with just a little tug... lol)

For those who care, right now I am wearing a black goddess bikini, and a black maxi dress with bronze flips on my feet. My sisters came up for a couple weeks for my bro's wedding, and got me turned back onto manicures and pedicures... so my nails are all nicely done in the perfect shade of pink. My hair, sunkissed like I love it, is in a french twist, with a pink flower on a comb holding it in place. Like I said earlier, I am tan as can be and smell slightly of coconut oil... lol.


I seriously love that beach, I have dreams of it, I hear it when I am not there... all I need to do is find a way to diddle and do calls, and it would be the perfect place.


I feel like a princess right now, and I am so peaceful and happy. The best thing I ever did, is to move from Seattle to here. I feel like I belong here... Anyways, I hope you all are enjoying your summer... make sure you get out and have some fun. Remember, even if you don't swim... you should go to the beaches and just girl watch... it's what Im doing... hee hee.


Brigitte

http://www.thewonderwhore.com

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Holy crapola... what a month. I can't believe Christmas is over, let alone 2008. It was probably one of the best years of my life! I rocked it in with a bang, dancing my butt off and drinking myself under the table with two glasses of bubbly and never stopped having fun. I have been to DisneyWorld, SeaWorld, Vegas, Main, Road Island, Boston several times and topped it off with a Trip to NYC this month! I have learned to speak Italian, Cha Cha, Waltz, Rhumba, Salsa, Samba, and Ski. I read more books than ever this year. I created a wonderful site and met many more wonderful men as well as kept in touch with all my dear favorites. I have met some life long friends that trust and care for. I did things personally I never thought I would do, I'm creating a life I have always wanted, and I can say this... I am happy. I know, that I will be truly blessed if 2009 is only half as good as 2008 is.

Tonight I am gonna hang with friends at a club, and other places round town... and tomorrow I am spending it with some other friends... if I am sober enough... lol. I am trying to be around as much as possible right now, cause I know a lot of you miss me. With college, and trips, and other classes, and friends... I have been totally mia... I am truly working on finding the right times to play and work and then play some more.

A couple weeks ago, I got to go to NYC for the weekend. It was my aunts Christmas present to me, as she and her family met me and the boys there. We got this awesome suite, upgraded for free, that was on the corner of the Millenium Hilton. We could see everything from our room... the statue of liberty, the world trade center, the empire state building... from our floor, you had an awesome view of the brooklynne bridge. Here are a couple views from the room...






I also got the build a bear package at the hotel, which gave me a gift card, box that turned into a bed for my build a bear, with blanket, pillow, tshirt, and bathroom kist. no... It rocked hard core. I got to go to the largest b.a.b. in the world... on fifth avenue and shop with the gc and the gc's mr.handsome and nonono sent me for Christmas. I am extremely addicted to Build a Bears, get me one.. and see just how thankful I can be. Get me one that is special to your state... then I will be even more thankful! pssst...free calls.



I love everything about NYC... the subways weren't bad at all... not even the least bit crowded. The city is just so alive. I loved being a tourist, seeing a lil of Central Park and the angel at Bethesda Square... I got there just a lil too late for the Central Park Zoo, but I can see that on the way back. I got to go to Tiffanys on Fith Ave, aka the Mother Ship, see all the store windows all dressed up for the holidays. I went to Micky Mantels for lunch, and to the Museum of Natural History where I only could see not even 1/3rd of it, because of a time crunch. Everything else, from stupid tourist confusing the chrysler building with the empire state building, to times square, radio city music hall, and Rockerfeller Plaza. I didn't have time or the money for shows... but again, NYC is so close, I drove to it.. and Drove in it... that I am sure in the next couple of months, I will be making my way back down for more NYC goodness. Here are some of the things I got to see.

The first two are windows at Tiffany's... The last one is one on fifth ave, I forgot.



Times Square...

Across the street from Radio City Music Hall...

Central Park


Rockerfeller Center

Museum of Natural History




I so can't wait to go back!


The weather here has been most awful. The week I got back from NYC... Ice Storm, nocked the power out for almost a week, some people didn't have it up untill Christmas. It was a beautiful storm, but man, by the time it was done... I was sick as a dog from sleeping in a house with no heat, and inhaling candle smoke. But you know what, it was kinda fun. We played games, went shopping, wrapped presents, went to movies, and I was just about to torment my Brother and the other with Dirty Hand Puppets when the power sprang back on. The gods must be looking over them... hee hee. Then we got hit by a snow storm, snowed us in.. seriously... lots of snow, no driving... caged Brigitte not cool. Between that and the ice storm, it put me behind with my Holiday Festivities. Then yesterday... Bam, windstorm... o power again. Thankfully... it was only out for a couple hours. Right now we are getting more store, keeping me from shopping, but it want keep me from partying tonight... oh no it wont... Im gonna get my drink on. I already have my hair done for tonights festities and base makeup. Just need tights, jewely and sexy black dress... and I am good to go. My friends are driving... so Ill be toasting in the New Years by getting ... Toasted!

I won't be out too late, may even take some calls... wonder who will be my first call of the new year. I might even dare I say... kiss some boys tonight??? More than likely a couple of gay boys... but hey, it works.

I should be out for most of the day tomorrow. I am going out with kitten and her other... probably play games at their house, then dinner and a movie at chunkys... crap, if its open. Ill more than likely be taking calls tomorrow night late.

We had a wonderful Christmas Party before Christmas. I actually cooked a magnificent Mexican Holiday Meal, my brother made home made salsa... and the other made sweet potatoe pie... with lots of snacks, booze, and gifts with our friends. Our house was packed out, both floors... people dancing, playing the wii, making merry, and what not. I can't wait to do it again next year.

My brother and the other, tormented me this Christmas, not letting me snoop, wrapping presents in the shapes so I would know what they were, but couldn't have. Spoiling me rotten as well, lol. I also go spoiled rooten from you guys... Snoop sent me a very special Winter bear.. way to cute and snuggly. My sweetheart sent me the bridget bobble head and bubble bath... woo hoo... that glows in the dar! Yes it really does glow and it makes me smell all yummy! I got a nintendo ds and tons of games from my pookie, and the idiot sent me a flat screen tv for my office... so I can watch tv and work... aka watch porn with him in hi def... I got a two disney Jim Shores for NFLMan, tink on a flower and grumpy. I got jlo glow from MiamiMan. And Tiffany's from TGOT... aka The giver of Tiffanys... hee hee. Lil blue box gets rubbed all over my nipples... let me tell you. I keep gettin spoiled like this and I will need my own victorian 8 bedroom house for all of it... hee hee. Here are pictures of my Christmas Tree and Loot from my family. Everybody elses presents got put under pink tree, which i don't have a picture of. I do have a picture of the pink tree, but its on the camera still.




See how they tormented me... that's my lil purse all wrapped up so I knew it was a purse, but not which one. It's on my bab santa... the one I got after turkey day. Plus the penquin from NYC.


Make sure you are checking on my Twitter, it's tamed down and open for everyone to view since some of you were having a hard time. Im thewonderwhore on www.twitter.com You can look in the previous entry for the link.

So, what do I have planned for this year. Lots and Lots. My dancing is getting better and better, so I will be competing... I have been sewing my dress... and I got a bejeweler and beads for Christmas, in a round a bout way, so it will be sparkly and professional looking. More college, Im gonna slow down for the next couple of semesters... till I get a balance, but will catch up in 2010 so I can go to BU. I have tons planned for wonderwhore, as well as finally finishing some other projects. In November, I'm going to Italy! Other than more trips to NYC,Boston and finally getting to Vermont... that's all the travel I have planned... oh yeah, another trip to Vegas in the Spring for my Brothers Bach Parties. I just want to keep this happy ball rolling, you know? Living life is awesome! We only got this one.

I double dog dare everyone of you to do something you have always wanted to do, but never had... whether it be traveling, a class, meeting new people, getting a hooker for kinky sex, or just whatever you want... I dare you to do it, be safe about it, but just do it. Only you can make you happy... so go out into that big beautiful world and find your joy!

Ok... that was my oprah momment, not that Im dorky enough to watch oprah or anything.

I think that's it... all caught up... hopefully it will take you considerably less time to read this, than it did for me to write it.

Happy New Years My Friends. Blow me a kiss at Midnight will ya?

Brigitte Your Phone Sex Princess!

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Phone Sex Hottie v. Las Vegas Strip

  • Nov. 24th, 2008 at 12:59 PM

I won! Hands down, This Phone Sex princess is way naughtier than the Las Vegas strip. There may be topless girls in shows and girls dancing on tables to lure horn dogs into the casion's on every street corner, but it is nothing compared to the sexiness that is Brigitte Kelly... hee hee. That's cause, I am THE WONDER WHORE... insert cheesy super slut music here.

I had every intention of doing naughty Phone Sex in the room in Vegas, but my cell phone got no reception, none of the rooms did... which I think is illegal to have a block on it... but who knows. So, I only had porn and my imagination to keep me wet ALL WEEK LONG. Which means... I am not just playful right now, I am hyper horny... like super duper, fuck me now kinda horny. Like rip off my panties and pound me till I hurt horny. Get the point? Got it? Good! Now come and get me and let the fucking Phone Sex begin!

I did meet with the people I told you about and tho I do wish that I could tell you what is going on, I really can't yet. I have to go get me a lawyer to look over things and make sure I'm doing the right thing and who know's how long it's going to take, but the good news is I can start doing my interent radio show again as well as put up my comic strip. Both were holding off to see what was going to happen, but I got the green light... more cause they don't want people to lose interest in me... which is cool. I have lots of work to get done... lots and lots... I so need a clone of me. But I fear that if I ever did have a clone of me, I would just drop every thing and have sex with myself... and nothing would get done... also the reason I don't have a real doll of me... if I did, you guys probably wouldn't hear from me in like freaking forever.

Ok, so I started writing this journal a couple hours ago... and I have pleasantly been disrupted by calls... woo hoo! Mostly me dominating my fi-guys (financial domination) two to be exact. I got skillz, let me tell you. I should have dominated them before going to vegas... I could have used their wallets hard core... lol. There is a betty page store on the strip that I got one dress from... but could have dropped a cool grand shopping there if I had it. Lots of cool vintage dresses that I would love to have. The one I got is a 1950 sex kitten dress, falls on my shoulders and when I wear my water bra, a miracle happens... I have CLEAVAGE!

I could seriously spend mad cash there, with all the malls...man oh man. The miracle mile mall was cool, they had a build a bear there... and yes... I got the white tiger... you can only get it on the strip... and dressed it up as a show girl... pink and black... The build a bear is awesome there... love the cute lil gay boys working there! They rocked hard core! There is also a coyote that is only for Nevada and some of the other desert states that I want really bad... as well as the elvis outfit that you can only get on the strip. I hope to get it when I go back in May. They also tell me that there is an orca down in Orlando... that I don't have, but want like massively bad. If you are in orlando, or near orlando, or going to Orlando... and you get me the orca dressed in anything pink... I will give you an hour and a half call! Seriously... I want it bad. Actually, if you send me a completely dressed build a bear... panties and shoes too... I will give you the same deal. Send me the animal that is for your state... you have to ask... like mass is a lobster that I don't have yet. I know, Ill never grow up... but you know what? I don't have to! Send me the orca, and Ill throw in something special... lol.

I also got to see shows while I was there, but I will talk more about that with my Phone Sexradio show coming up. One was "Crazy Girls" which was way hot... and Im in love with Brenda... I've had Brenda ridden dreams since I watched her gyrate her hips and dance like it was no bodies business... oh man. She's got long blonde hair... I think, and a waist... seriously, it goes in at her waiste line and then out for her nicely formed hips and ass. I could watch her all day long! I wish I could find her online... that would rock, but I guess I will just have to go back to vegas to watch her perform again... oh brenda... sigh. The hotel they are in needs serious work, and I want to start a petition for them to bronze their fronts now... but the show... way awesome, way erotic, too much fun. Sit in the booth seats... mine was at the end of the catwalk... best seats in the house... hubba hubba.

Got my Christmas shopping almost done... lil things here and there... and I am good to go. I plan on sending out Christmas cards the day after Thanksgiving... so please, if you want a Christmas card, make sure you let me know... I won't send them out to you unless I have permission. Just email your Phone Sex delinquent at thewonderwhore@gmail.com and I'll be all over it!

I got a pink Christmas tree, I am going to set it up tonight in my pink bedroom. My presents from my family will be put under the big tree in the living room. But any gifts from you, I will wrap, if they aren't already wrapped, in pink paper and stick them under the Christmas tree. If you send me a gift this year, and you don't want to wrap it... Ill just wrap it in the box sent it in... and stick it under the tree. Ill take pictures... hee hee... and post them in my blog... Oh, and because I love presents so much, anybody that sends a gift, gets a twenty minute free call with each gift they send... hee hee. I know, I know... I'm bribing for presents... but actually, it will be my gift back to you... hee hee. What better present than getting a hot Phone Sex Call in your stocking!

What do I want for Christmas?

1.Jim shore statues... Disney or Rudolp or the birds ones, or the orca
2.Multi hour long Phone Sex calls from you guys... way hot.
3.Build a bears!!!
4.Gift Certificates... VISA (the ones you get at the quickie stops) Target, Hilton Hotel, Betsy Johnson, MAC, Build a Bear, you guys know me...
5. Gifts relating to the area where you live... like hershy penn, chocolate... Miami... beach related stuff... etc.
6. Pay my bills... hee hee...
7. Send me a Christmas card
8. Make something for me.
9. Gift basket... have one made, or make it for me.
10. Your love! hee hee

So, willow likes to eat cat food. It's horrible for her hair, I have put the catfood far out of her reach, but she has a way of finding it. So, her hair is this horrible texture right now that gets matted up... and before I left, I had to cut most her hair off to get the mats that formed after I bathed her. I should have brushed her out before... but it was impossible. So, now I have to go find some outfits that will not only keep her warm... it's like in the twenties right now... but are also stylish.. hee hee. They have to have a whole in the back so I can hook the leash on her harness.

Well, it's taken me now almost seven hours to write this phone sex journal... woo hoo! You guys really miss me while I'm gone, eh? Well, I do have someone you can call if you can't get a hold of me now. I haven't talked to her or done a call with her, so if you do, let me know how she is... she sure sounds cute to me... but you can call... http://calldaddysgirlphonesex.com/

I am suppose to be at class tonight, but I don't feel like going. I think Im to... uh... excited... wet... horny... to concentrate on class... so I should be here most of the night! I hope to hear from you guys soon! Message me, call me... fuck the living daylights out of your Fetish Phone Sex princess!

Busy, Busy Phone Sex Princess

  • Nov. 10th, 2008 at 2:26 PM

Whoah... Life is good, is it not? I mean... whoah! The past couple of weeks have just been a blur for me. Between school, dance classes and then the whole election thingy.... whoah. I am so sorry I wasn't here for you guy's every beck and call. I missed so many calls, it's not even funny. When I would get home, I tried to take as many as I could without wearing myself out totally, lol. Still, I did not get to them all.

The thing is, for a bit, I don't have a single day where I will be available ALL DAY for calls... like I used to be. I have found that happy medium between being the best Phone Sex operator out there and having an actual life. It's really paid off in my calls too... with the role play fantasies, I have been coming up with tons more ideas. Plus guys, I am happier, so I hope you are happier too... but fear not... I will not leave you totally hanging and the giving cold calls in the dark will cease. I have my google calendar updated with where I will be on a daily basis. I need to figure out if the times are all in my time zone or if they automatically switch to yours... lol.

My Calendar

Believe it or not, I am a lot more available than what I was... I was getting called into volunteer six to ten hours a day... so that left little time for this hot little Phone Sex Co-ed to play. Ill have a link up on the website so it's easy to access.

So... let me just say this... deep breath out.... YES! Thank you everybody who voted and for all who voted for Obama. I think he will be an awesome President, I read tons on him, and then found out some things that weren't ready available for me, like his participation in getting us to help Darfur... that was the deal cincher... and immediately started helping as much as I could. I think he is a great man, and will do great things. I think he can fix what Bushy has done... Less than two and a half months... and Bushmiester is out of the office... I say it again... YES!

I should be working really hard to get back on track with the Phone Sex Websites over the next couple of weeks... so keep checking back. My upcoming phone sex events should be updated tonight.

Thanks for being so patient with me lately... just proves to me that you will always love this Phone Sex hottie!

Talk to you Soon!

Brigitte
877-281-1531
The Wonder Whore

Oct. 2nd, 2008

  • 11:32 AM

So, your little phone sex sweetheart actually had posted this really long rant against republicans because of the presidential debate. Palin did better than most people expected, because we didn't expect much... and I just kinda imploded. I know I haven't been political much in this election, least not verbally, but I have been following it closely. I know, it's a bit of a shocker that my whole life doesn't revolve around taboo phone sex

Palin is the brittney spears of politics... let me explain... she was so scandelous, sordid, like brittney, that it kinda took over the election for a bit. Mccaine really wasn't getting that much air time, so he picked the perfect candidate to get him elected. Not because she was qualified... hello... she's not... but because she could get them the publicity she needed. Well, obviously, to get the publics attention... you need to be a rich white girl fuck up... voila... brittney spears... paris hilton... sarah palan... Basically all she needs to do is flash her twat a couple times getting out of a car... and they are so in!

So, in honor of palin... I offer up palin phone sex. We should say... fuck palin... and then actually do it. I am willing to act like a dumb broad, moaning "you betcha" while you boink me hard core up the butt? I have been working on her accent for a couple of days, and we all know I can ramble from one endless point to another... so lets do it... Fuck palin! I always wanted to be a soccer mom, apparently so does palin.


I had typed more, going on rants bout the maral majority... pretty much lots of stuff to piss off the religious ryke... but my interent went down. I mean, I had a pretty lengthy journal on how ticked I was that we were going to elect more of the same into the white house... when... a republican called me for some sweet phone sex

Now, he called me and asked what I was doing and I told him, Im writing a pretty lengthy rant on my blog bout the debates... and he laughed and said he hadn't watched em yet... so I told him what I thought... and he told me he was a republican... whoopsy... we ended up talking for like almost two hours... and I can see where he comes from on some things, and I hope he sees now where I come from.

I decided that I wouldn't post what I had written, but I basically said repubs were evil... and now that I really got to know this guy... I can honestly say, yeah... only some republicans are evil. Still, Im voting my way and hopefully he's not voting... hee hee.

Anyways... thanks Indy for a wonderful evening. Glad I could tuck you in.

Today was fun! I should go away more often to make you all miss me. Actually, the mass majority of my phone sex calls calls were from new callers tho... what gives? Where are my snookie pooks at? hee hee... I bet you are saving yourselves up for this weekend... for a serious bopbrigitteathon... woo hoo. Bop me all you want babies... I double dog dare you.

Anyways, my internet keeps going down... and it ticks me off.. doesn't it know, I am the only thing allowed to go down in this house... I crack myself up... hee hee. See, look, your phone sex princess is back and better than ever.

I shall yack at you soon!

Your phone sex wonder whore!

Brigitte
Phone Sex with Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531

Thankful Phone Sex

  • Oct. 1st, 2008 at 8:48 PM

I have a dr's note... I can prove I was really sick... I can scan it in if you want me too... I'd just have to block out the name of the hospital and what not... so it would look like a piece of paper with black spots and a scribble where my drs name supposedly is...

I am alive. I should be taking calls tomorrow, just for a little bit in the late after noon, then again in the evening. I have another dr appointment tomorrow, and then I am going out with my brother for dinner... maybe, if I feel up to it.

I was pretty sick, I am sure you could probably guess by my major absence. Nothing bad or icky or anything, I just need to take care of myself a little bit better... the main thing being, I need sleep. I am sorry guys, I really do try to be there for you when you need me. But, my lack of sleep was a major factor in me getting sicker. So, my absolute out time from now on will be from 3 am est to 11 am est. I have to take care of myself or I will probably get sick again.

I have missed you, some of you visited me in my dreams... my naughty dreams... I'll have to tell you about it when you call... others showed up in my day dreams... cause let me tell you, when you are sick, there is nothing you can do but masturbate... and well, work on a book. Or two books... when my brother wasn't home guarding the no phone zone.... aka my bedroom... I snuck in a little work here and there. I did manage to go to school this past week, and have been busy with majorly catching up... ughh... but I think I am one test short of being fully caught up.

Friday I should be available all day long... save my sleep time... as well as all day Saturday, goodness knows your phone sex princess needs to get her phone on... baby girl gotta go shopping... all my clothes are toooo big for me. What's that line in the devel wears prada... I am one stomach flu from my goal weight... lets just say... you could blow me over just by whispering in my direction.

I am off to bed, I know it's not time, but I am tired... so sleep I must. I must say, you guys kept a pretty deligent watch... my traffic didn't drop and my mailbox is packed full of emails that I have yet to get to... I will try to get to them all today... there are over two hundred... yikes.

Thank you guys, for caring bout me... you guys make me feel like I am more to you than just some chic that talks dirty to you... Im getting girlie on you... but really... thank you.

Brigitte

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America's Top Phone Sex Operator!

  • Sep. 4th, 2008 at 5:34 PM

I know, I know... I have an ego... but I truly am the best phone sex you will find out there... mostly because I love my kinky phone sex job... but let's face it... Imma lil pervy too... I mean... a lot pervy! But what ever it is, you guys know I am the best and soon... the rest of the world will know just how hot this lil fire cracker can get... hee hee.

The past like 48 hours have been totally awesome! I know why I slept so much last weekend... to gear up for all you wonderfully horny gents out there... oh hubba hubba! My plan for world domination is in full effect and I seemed to have struck the mother load... woo hoo. Over the past 24 hours I have been a naughty school girl a couple of times, the principle of an all girls school, a movie star, twins!, a doctor, a shrink, a cheerleader, the next door neighbor a couple times, a pregnant girl, the girl you got pregnant, a lusty librarian, a drill sargent, the madame... and of course... I got made love to ... me... not someone i was playing... which I love!

One hour I am using a sissy like my own personal barbie and the next Im being kidnapped and sold into slavery by pirates...who wouldn't love my taboo phone sex job???

I am truly having a blast, really I am! I rock it hard core! I know... you don't have to tell me.

Last night, I did something special... had a multi "girl" call wit some of my "girls"... two hours long and we did something totally special... watched America's next top model together. It was the first time Charlotte, BeBe, and Matilda met, on the phone... and it was a little awkward at first... but when the ladies on the show started in on Isis... the girl born in a boys body... they all tuned in... was so much fun! It sucks, cause only my east coast girls can watch with me... unless we all tivo it or something. I give an ANTM phone sex discout so you can afford to call me for the whole show. Last nights was two hours long...whew!

If I would have thought about it, I could have done a project runway night too... a night of FIERCEness.

If I keep being busy, I am going to have to start doing appointments, which sucks... cause I know you all can't control your horny ness... I need clones. Don't worry, I am in the process of finding clones... so to say. And train them with my brand of phone sex. I'll have mini mes of mini me... so to say. I know, some of it can't be trained into girls... they have to have at least a natural talent... but hey, I can sure try, right?

In my spare time, lol, I have been writing a training manual that I will need some help editing... lots and lots of help editing... I mean who am I kidding, and in my adventures out into cyberland, have met a couple of promising candidates. Girls untouched, moldable, and hot... what do you guys think? Are you ready for my phone sex clones? It will take me some time, I have a dispatch center being built for me right now and plus it's going to take a lot of work building the sites as well as training the girls... but I think you guys will enjoy it? I mean, no body is as good as this original... they may spell better and look better... but we all know where your hard ons lay... with me! hee hee

I just think it would be good to have other girls that you know are good at phone sex ready for you cause I am busy, fucking the masses! hee hee I told you I was gonna rule the taboo world... welcome to my reality... hee hee.

My ego is so not fitting in this room anymore.


I may have it set up to where my regular callers can get discounted calls with the girls by reporting back to me with quality control reports... also, may have the girl and you callers do the write ups of the girls page. Really make you interactive with them... just something I am bouncing around. Im sure it will show up on ten sites before mine comes out... but honestly... what is that saying about flattery? hee hee.

What would you guys want from a phone sex site? or a phone sex princess? What would you like offered? What do you think is the most important thing? These questions should be asked all the time, but they hardly ever are? You know me, I don't like reading minds, or trying to guess what gets you off... when it's just so easy to tell me. So tell me, let me pick your brain. Don't be surprised if I don't hear from you in email thewonderwhore@gmail.com that I ask you on our next call.

So, let's check my googly Analytics... I love the word Anal ytics... hee hee. I am such an Anal Whore. Ahhh.. NYC is checking in quite a bit over the past few days... and yet... no calls from the big apple... hmmm ... I want to go to nyc bad. Do all the touristy stuff... have sex in the museum... pushed off in the corner by some guy I just happen to flirt with in the cosmic collision exhibit. Maybe he's a caller of mine, and I don't know. It's a good thing I wore my sundress to the museum, easy access... man, am I getting hot and bothered! Whew.. I definitely need to go to new york city... who wants to go with me?

For those who care, right now I am wearing white tight shorts, and a blue football esque jersey type shirt... dark blue number 01 on the front and back. I have white sparkly flip flops on and my hair is in a pony. It's a bit hot outside... which is odd... cause we were suppose to get thunder storms today.

I need to run out for a couple hours. I need some supplies for school... map of itally, stickers to decorate my italian folder, pink three ring binder... you know, the important stuff... as well as my starbucks... need me some starbucks like something fierce.

Ill talk to you all soon!
Brigitte
"The Best Phone Sex Ever"
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531
Phone Sex with the Wonder Whore

Phone Sex School Girl

  • Sep. 2nd, 2008 at 2:45 AM

I should have been in bed hours ago, but I can't sleep. I am so excited bout today... why do you ask?


Hee Hee...


It's my first day of school!

That's right, your phone sex sweet heart is officially a school girl again! I can't wait. I got my outfit picked out and ready to go. I got my cute pink argyle backpack, thank you heathstar, packed with all my school supplies and books... all pink and princessey. I have my hair and make up planned... as to look as cute as possible in case I have become so incredibly stupid in my break from college that I will need to flirt my way to A's.

I wish time would hurry up, can't I be in class already?

I had a wonderful weekend... I got a lot of sleep. Isn't that horrible. Actually, I was pretty exhausted... so I kept my pretty precious butt in bed for a few extra hours of shut eye. I kinda needed it. Most of you know, I don't get that much sleep, specially with clients in all the us time zones, not to mention my two callers from Europe. I don't mind it, I really enjoying talking to people from all over the place, just about every three weeks, my body crashes and I need to get some serious sleep. I probably slept to much today, which is another reason I am wide eyed and busy tailed at three in the am. I have to be up at 7.

For some reasons, I am having problems with my webhost, it's quite sluggish and a pain in the butt... but I do have new surprises for you fellows... some I think you will really like... some I really like. I have tons of new comics to put up, but can't get the layout right so they will fall in comic format... plus my phone sexradio show is coming back... a slightly different format for now... but still... it will be awesome! Once I launch what I want to launch, it will be whole new kind of phone sex awesomeness!

I think you phone sex cutie might be growing up, don't get me wrong... I will always look like a pre teen... my mother looks like shes barely 25... so I have good genes... and I will always be inlove with pink... but I kinda sorta have started collecting things that aren't pink... now... don't have a heart attack... they aren't princess related either. I saw these little statues that look like wood carvings with bavarianish details carved on them last christmas. I thought they were a little wierd but kinda cool. Then I saw them at Disneyworld, and then again while helping charlotte shop for her sister... she's a big disney fan. They are little statues done by Jim Shore, and you may have notice them start to appear on my wishlist cause now I am totally obsessed with em. Blame charlotte... she sent me this lil tinkerbell one... and what you can't see in the picture is that she has the wickedest lil face carved into her... and the pumpkin at her feet is actually an acorn.




I now how a dumbo one. Hee Hee... they aren't that expensive and they do more than just disney... so if you need help christmas shopping or birthday shopping... I can help you pick one out... uh... your favorite phone sex operator or friends and family. I love shopping and I am awesome at helping find gifts. I was thinking of offering up my services at christmas time cause I know how much you guys love shopping. If you can, I higly advice you get started now anyways... that way the pressure is off and you might actually enjoy the holiday season. Let's make this an awesome holiday season... shall we? I double dog dare you to get your shopping done before the end of October. I also double dog dare you to out do me in Halloween fun... you guys deserve to have fun again, no matter what your age... plus... have you seen all the slutty costumes the girls are wearing? If you haven't then you haven't gone out on Halloween for a long time. Anyways... I got my Christmas shopping started as well as started making my halloween costume for me as well as my roommates. Do I make you sick? Ahh... but you love me.

Anyways, my services for helping you chirstmas shop are steep... a jim shore statue... we can work out the details later... lol. I may evey give you a sample of my expertise with one family or friend...if you like what I suggest... then you can hire me... hee hee.

For those who care, your taboo phone sex mistress is wearing a cute lil strawberry shortcake short outfit that is meant to be a sleep outfit for kids... kids clothes are so much cheaper and I get to wear the cute stuff I want... hee hee. My hair is up in a knot on top of my head and I am freshly showered and lotioned.

Ok, it's now way way late... and I need my beauty sleep and brain sleep if I am ever going to pass my classes. You guys dream of me and all my phone sex hotness... hee hee.

Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
877-281-1531

Wonder Whore Phone Sex

  • Aug. 31st, 2008 at 12:07 AM

Immalive... Immalive! Just a busy lil hooker. I so love having a life... really I do. This week, besides the attempts by a migrain to keep me down... I have been out playing during the day... and having naughty phone sex at night. I know... I should be at your every beck and call... but I really do deserve to go out every once in awhile... aka all week long... lol.

Your phone sex princess found a new mall to ravage... I love being so close to so many shopping centers where I can celebrate the joys of life and shop till I drop. Actually, I got a gift card and that mall was the only mall that had the store I needed, so I went... I saw... I spent every last dime of that gift card plus five dollars of my own... thank you Charlotte. I got a black completely sequined dress... it looks like black oil, its so slick when I wear it. I can't wait to go boogey next weekend in it. It's very cabaret-ish. Very short and I will wear black tights and mary janes with it. Probably might try rag curling my hair for the occasion too... should give me just the look I want. Sexy and naughty and oh so irresistible. What? I'm not allowed to tease the guys at the club? I also got this totally hot top, thats kinda a baby doll top, but it has this black mesh over it with yes... some sequins on it... for some reason sequins spoke to me. Plus this really hot black velvet riding jacket that has red satin on the inside... and a corset lace up the back. I look fierce in the damn thing... we are talking dominatrix meets english rider fierce... if there is any such thing. Plus a white dress for my first day of school, very goddness meets school girlish... and some bras with extra padding in em so I can feel like I have a breast when I want one.

I love to shop... now you know why I am so good at taboo phone sex, not just because I like it so much, but because I am no fool... it feeds my shopping addictions... hee hee. So, until I get a fool time sugar daddy... aka husband... you know I will be right here on the net, being your cute, phone sex hooker... hee hee.

I should be home for most of tomorrow... save for gym time and Sunday brunch with the girls. I like my lil circle of friends... it's really nice. I almost feel like kari from sex in the city... of course Im keri... the hopeless romantic with a sic fashion sense. My friends love what I do for a living, constantly trying to get me to spell my secrets, all the while swearing they could never do what I do. Please, two of them would probably rock at being a phone sex operator... and the other one... well... she'd have to be a goodgirl, and all the boys would have to corrupt her... which is what she needs severely.

Wait, I have dinner plans too... that will probably keep me out from five to ten... I have a scrap book date with the good girl... lol.

Monday, I should be home womaning the phones... like a good lil phone sex whore. If the gym is open, I will go, but I don't think it is. I got stuff to make Grilled Cheese sandwiches... yes, it's my fall time food... but guess what? It's fall... the leaves are already starting to change. Just crazy. I know the snow is coming, I can feel it, but this year I am prepared... I know how to combat it.

Tuesday will be my first day of school! Wish Me luck, maybe after wards you can all have perverse phone sex with this naughty school girl... hee hee.

I have no plans Wednesday or Thursday, Friday night I'm going out with the girls and will be out all night and all of Saturday... we are renting a hotel in Boston for the night so we can party like there is no tomorrow. Its one of my friends birthdays and we plan on having some serious fun.

So there is my week in a nutshell... I am still working on the availability part of my page... soon soon... all in good time... I have so many balls in the air right now... they are dropping left and right. Things will calm down soon, I promise.


For those who care right now... I am butt ass naked! To humid to wear clothing... sheesh.


Thanks to my "Charade" fan guy who called for a full 100 minutes with me this past week... that totally rocked... and I have a lil secret... you kept my going at it all night long after you hung up.. hubba hubba... hee hee.



I am off to put my sweet lil butt to bed, this phone sex co-ed needs her beauty sleep... talk to you soon!

Virgin Phone Sex

  • Aug. 24th, 2008 at 8:56 PM

I love playing the virgin on my phone sex role play calls. I mean, I do do it well.. don't I? I know Mr. Seattle has popped that cherry numerous of times... hee hee. Not to mention quite a few men in America. Hee Hee It's fun to be innocent and willing, in a very naughty way.

I know I said I would be home today, and I do apologize, your phone sex princess got invited to a photo shoot one of her friends was doing in Boston, a non nude one guys... lol, and I went to see what it was like. The photographer was really really nice, answered a lot of my questions... and I think even made a pass at me. He was really shy, and quite, which I thought was odd, cause I guess he's a pretty big deal. My friend was all kinds of nervous on the way down there. But she looked hot, and if she gives me permission, Ill post the pics up here when they come out.

I really do love Boston, I know... Imma Seattle girl, always will be. But Boston just has so much history, and so much to do here. I am getting used to the people, and the guys with the Southie Accents that whistle when you walk by... I really didn't know guys still did that... lol. I am so glad, I uprooted and moved cross county... it was the best thing I think I have done in awhile... I mean, cept for becoming your phone sex dream kitten hee hee.

Before going down, I had brunch on Mainstreet. It's the thing most people do around here... kinda fun. Lots of snooty people, but I was with friends, so it really didn't matter. Main street here is really really quaint... I love shopping on mains treet... well, not really shopping spending money, but window shopping cause it can get quite pricey.

So, who in West Hollywood is clicking on my Site? Hmmm? Beverly Hills too? I mean, whats a girl gotta do to get a call from one of you checks up on me? And mr man from Cambridge... I see you clicking too? Hee Hee... least you could do is send me off an email if phone sex isn't your thing... lol. Have I mentioned how much I love google analytics lately... I like seeing places I have actually lived pop up in my data base... or places I have been to... Like Alemeda, CA, where my sister used to live and Puyallup, Wa where I used to hang out with friends. I get to cyber stalk my cyber stalkers... in a good way... hee hee.

Phone Sex Alert



I really do like you guys.

End Phone Sex Alert



I had a caller from Chicago in the Wee Hours of this morning... I think I talked his ear off... you know me, when I get chatty, I get really chatty and there is just no stopping me. I had a blast with him on his call, so hopefully he did to... to counter balance me in super talk mode... hee hee.

For those who care, your phone sex beauty is all ready for bed, yes... I know it's early, but I am one pooped puppy. I got on a pink lil itty biitty night gown that has matching panties, makes me feel like wendy darling from peter pan... hee hee. I sleep naked, but I like pajamas... go figure.

I shall catch up with you all tomorrow... Call me soon... and think naughty thoughts of me!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
8772811531
Best Damn Phone Sex Site

Bi-Sexual Phone Sex

  • Aug. 23rd, 2008 at 9:13 PM



I have to have sex with this woman. Do you see her hiney... granted that is all I have given you is her hiney, but ohhh... what a nice hiney it is...Why am I saying hiney? I wanna tap that ass. It's like two muffin tops, huddle together under her shorts... and I wanna bite it... ohhh hubba hubba. Yes, I am thinking bout fucking her when I am on calls doing bi phone sex fantasies with you guys. I want to see her naked, something fierce... I bet she is hot hot hot.

Yes, she is from the movie your phone sex princess went to last night, you might recognize her from scary movie... if I showed a picture of her front... hee hee... let's see what I can dig up...


I loved the movie... it's suppose to be one of those, so stupid it's hilarious movies... but I thought it rocked, I loved the music in it and I got to see Sarah, last years Play Mate of The Year... another girl, I would so desperately like to fuck. Maybe someone will help me in a phone sex role play as well as Hef, and the girls next door... woo hoo. I want Anna's wardrobe from the film too... almost everything pink... or hot... like me... neener neener. I had a blast last night, the girls and I got pretty tipsy, save our designated driver... and got hit on by guys coming out of the movie death race... so lame. They couldn't come up with a descent pick up line... asked if they could come back to our place... like we lived together... looking at us like we were lamb chops... blghh. Treat me like a girl, not something you want to deep dick and I am all yours... it's really that simple... lol.

I got home, got right into calls... whoah... was up till Six am my time with calls cause you all were just to hot and too horny for my kind of cuteness. I had one guy cum and tell me I was a mighty fine lil entrepreneur ... holy shit, I spelled that word right on the first try... what was I typing about? I am shocked, I can't type the difference between idle and idol... but I get that fucker out right on the first go... go me.. Maybe I am a phone sex entrepreneur after all. You guys are really digging all the work I put into this... makes me feel totally appreciated! (yes, I spelled it wrong the second time... the first time was just luck, had to fix it.)

I have had a ton of new callers.... so much fun... which is odd... I think you all book marked me from last week and called me this week, let me tell ya... cause traffics down a little on the sites... I figured cause we weren't voting... but I guess a lot of you stick my in your bookmark folders and pull me out when you need me... hee hee. I kinda like that. I wonder how many computers my lil phone sex web site is on. This lil Wonder Whore could be stuck in computers all across the world, hundreds and hundreds... hee hee.

I got up, round noon today and started back in on the calls... I tell you... I wish I could stay up 24/7 sometimes and just phone bone... why do I need to sleep? Sheesh... you guys really do rock it hard core... I know I say it all the time, but I LOVE MY JOB! Being a phone sex operator rocks.


For those who care, your lil phone sex hottie is wearing a super girl tshirt... kinda looks like a tatoo, and rather girly, and white shorty short shots... hee hee. Thats whay my brother's other calls them... he says I might as well not wear shorts they are so short... I told him he needs to not look at my hiney. I know, I have an awesome hiney huh, gee wiz... again with the hiney's... what gives? Did I run into pg land again? Sheesh... ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS CUNT... through in the pussy just for good measure... hee hee.

Well, it took me quite some time to write this entry, had a couple quick calls, in between... two sluts of mine that just wanted me to giggle at them... one called for small penis phone sex and the other cause he wanted loser phone sex.... I love my sluts, they make me laugh... hee hee.

I got to get back to work... I'll talk to you all later!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
Phone Sex With The Wonder Whore
877-281-1531
"The Best Damn Phone Sex on the planet!"

Kidnapped Phone Sex

  • Aug. 21st, 2008 at 6:22 PM

I bet you think your phone sex princess has been kidnapped... being violated over and over again by some stranger, using her for his pleasure... making her his slave... sha right... if I ever get kidnapped... Im making the demands... pink shopping sprees and males sex slaves all the way!

Sorry it's been awhile. I know I kinda disappeared for a bit and didn't do my radio show on Saturday like I said I would... I wasn't able to, had car problems... tire problems, on the way back from my something special I did that day... Wanna know what it was? I met the Ghost Hunters... for about 35 seconds... after standing in line for two hours. I know, Imma dork, dorkus malorkus... but I love the Ghost Hunters and some of you might remember one of the things I wanted to do before I died was to be in a Jason and Grant sandwich... well... I didn't get to mark that off my list, cause I couldn't get a picture with them... but I did shake Grants hand and got Jason to wink at me... while they signed my books... woo hoo! I giggled with anticipation throughout the whole line, just knowing I couldn't keep my cool... and every time they walked past me in line... I giggled uncontrollably... cause I could see them and they could see me... and I actually was able to keep my cool... say nice to meet you... while nodding my head... but as soon as I was out of site... I jumped up and down and squealed like a school girl... Im sure they heard me... but thats ok... I was so proud that this lil phone sex operator kept her cool while touching her first celeberty. Ohhh... the masturbation dream I have had... oh... hubba hubba... yummy! So my type of men!

We went to the zoo before hand, one down in Rhode Island... CHECK... yet another state my lil body has visited... I think I have like twelve more to go before I get them all... hee hee. The zoo was cool, actually it was really nice and I was thinking about becoming a member. Its only an hour and a half drive south and I would love to go back. I fell in love with the Red Panda... had never seen one before. If they had a decent stuffed animal of if... then I would have got one... way to cute!

On the way back, after a really nice dinner and then a trip through a mall that only had FOUR stores open in it... I blew out my tire and damaged my rim on the drive home. We got a motel room so I could do my show, but I hadn't even set it up before I left so I canceled it cause I didn't think I could calm down enough... I was a little freaked to do it. Luckily I got my car back quickly and it wasnsn't that expensive. Luckily I didn't kill us all when the tire blew out too! You guys would miss all my phone sex hotness... now wouldn't you?

I got sick on Monday and my voice was toast by Tuesday, so I have just been taking it easy. My voice, which I lost completely yesterday, is now back... and soon to be better than ever. I probably got sick when I was in line for the Ghost Hunters, that's where I caught it, but I really don't care... it really was worth it. I want to do a Ghost Hunting tour with them... where you actually get to Ghost Hunt... so... maybe that's when I can get my Jason and Grant sandwich... I even wore a shirt I had specially made... Creamy Filling... hee hee.

Back to the phone sex world, more importantly, my ruling it.

A couple weeks ago I was approached because of my phone sex Blog Radio Show.This gentleman had listened to it and wanted to partner up with his company, so we are in the works on that deal... were I will actually make a little money as well as advertise my cute lil phone sex site to bits. It's a few weeks off, and will be huge... like so huge, no other site will have anything like it... woo hoo! I am so excited.

Which brings me to a little annoyance that happened today... kinda funny really, I was getting ready to move from it anyways... start hosting the radio show in my bogs like I was was instructed too... but my blogtalkradio.com account was terminated today because I was obscene. I had someone, more than likely another phone sex operator or owner that has nothing better to do than read my blog and keep tabs on me... write an email and say they were offended. I was in an adult category, but I half expected it after my last show... I was definitely in a grey area, which is why I didn't disregard the offer as someone trying to get free phone sex when it was sent to me... hee hee. I do have copies of the show, and they will go back up on the site here in the next few days. And I will have a show put up in my actual blogs this Saturday... so you party people... don't you fret... the phone sex radio show will go on... hee hee...

And no one needs to write dirty emails to blog talk radio... I guess I am paying my dues... I used to be catty and vindictive, paying more attention to what others did than what I did in my own business. I hated it and myself... which is one of the reasons why I needed a break. I stay solo, don't pay attention to anyone else and what they do. And you know what, I get so busy now that I focus on making me better... that I don't have the time to be catty. Just being honest here. I love what I do. I love that there is relatively no drama in what I do. I deserve to have a pot shot taken at me every now and then... but I hope that whoever has no life... takes my advice... focus on making you and your job better... trust me... it's worth it. I love this drama free life... and I can honestly say... I am happy.

I think a couple of you guys out there are still voting for me on phone sex topsites this week... I thought I got around to all of you...you don't have to vote this week, Im not up to par with my voice... and I need to be able to give you all my very best... even new callers... so lets wait till next week when I am a spitfire again... kay?

I did do one call today... with a new guy from Texas... he's gonna be one of my new phone sex boyfriends... I am going to take him to the next level of phone sex... make him feel like he's actually with me... today was a nice start... but he has no clue what he's in for. Your name on my journal will be Shakespeare... hee hee... do you like it?

I got the roses today Bogie! Pink and pretty an sitting nicely in my pink bedroom... woo hoo. Thank you soooo much, you rock it hard core! I have also ordered a new camera, should be here next week... woo hoo. It's just like my old camera, only the newer version of it... rock on! Thanks for the Gift Certificates for it! Also, thanks for the totally hot phone sex call... you left me breathless.

My funny man in San Antonio thinks I am hilarious... I like to make him laugh, almost as much as I like to make him cum... hee hee. I can't wait to play with him again tomorrow night... woo hoo... Im gonna work him hard! Hee Hee

Big Big news... my brother and his other are getting married! Woo Hoo... I get to be the Maid of Honor! Hee Hee... that's two weddings going down in the next year that I am participating... always a bridesmaid... never a phone sex bride.. hee hee. We are having an engagement party in October... Halloween themed... my idea... cause I swear... for gay guys... they sure don't act gay... they are the straightest gay guys ever... if I have to be the one who says... THEME PARTY... sheesh. Anyways... I am so excited, I have always wanted to have a halloween party... cause I love HALLOWEEN... and this just gives me a great opportunity to work out the hostess in me... hee hee. I get to see my family too... cause they will fly up for it.. and I am even inviting some of my own friends over...cause I can! This is so cool... oh... and I am ecstatic for my brother.

Hate me... but I have already started Christmas shopping, I already have my mom finished, as well as my brother in law... got some other stuff started on other family members... I vow to be done by the end of November... so I can really just enjoy the season... hee hee. Enjoy my presents is what I mean... and don't think you can torment me with presents... by not telling me what you got me... no no no... cause I can torment you right back... hee hee.

For those who care... right now I am wearing a plaid pink.grey,and black mini skirt... a la school girl... with a white top with puffed sleeves... white cotton panties, white training bra... white socks... and my black mary janes. It's actually school clothes I got, but I couldn't resist, had to wear them today while I was out doinking around... hee hee. I look devilish.. hee hee.

I shall yack at you all later! This Phone Sex Princess... has got to get dinner made for her men... brother and his other... lol. Talk to you soon!

Brigitte
8772811531
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
The Wonder Whore

Phone Sex Saves The Day... Story To Follow!

  • Aug. 15th, 2008 at 4:00 PM

This phone sex princess has been rockin it hard core! Like super duper hard core.... playing with panty boys one moment, sucking amazing cock the next, riding a man in texas in a flash of an eye. How come I get so many calls when I am super horny, it must be something in the air.. or could it be all the help I have been getting, on getting my site out there for more new callers to find me! You guys rule. Thanks to everyone who has voted... and for Bogie who has posted some awesome comments on me on some top sites... you really do rockola!

I was busy everytime I got home yesterday... I was out and about getting ready for school. I am now officially a college student again, even got my college books... woo hoo. I already have been hitting them hard... wanna be the smart, yet sexy student in the classes... as if it would be hard for me not to be... hee hee. I also got some school clothes... I love DOTS, they rock... and got my car all safety inspected... like I said, this phone sex pervert was a busy bee. Last night I got to rock my San Antonio Funny Man into the wee hours of the morning... so much fun, and today... my Denver transplant... Mr. NotABroncoFan, sigh, yet... got the hottest blow job I could give... plus his ear talked off... you know me, how I can ramble on about everything, and not really say anything at all... poor guy... I should probably blow him again for putting up with me... hee hee.

I have had some unusual phone sex calls calls, another guy swearing Imma dude... hello, no penis... then I found out he just wanted me to play a dude... uh... I can probably give you Mickey Mouse...that's as close to dude as I can get... he wasn't to happy. I feel like I have tranny face... do I have tranny face? I guess I shouldn't admit that call, but you know what, you guys think Im pretty, and that's all that matters.

On another brief, yet fun phone sex fetish session... I got to be young and innocent and... SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY while I was getting banged... a first for me.. but...I think I should now do it for all my guys on their birthdays... hee hee.

I am going out for a little bit tonight, having fun with some friends... and then tomorrow I will be gone all day doing my super secret thing I am doing... I am so excited, I can't handle it. Let's just say, Im gonna be in a sandwhich... if all things go right... Ill be the creamy filling... oh yeah! hubba hubba... my panties are just wet thinking bout it! I will be back before my phone sex radio show starts... at 11 pm est... so be there... so you can hear what I did!

Anyways.. I am off... think dirty thoughts of me.

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
The Wonder Whore
Phone Sex Comic Strip
877-281-1531

Olympic Phone Sex

  • Aug. 12th, 2008 at 10:04 PM



Don't you just love the olympics? To be honest, I haven't really been watching, saw that one dude win the gold in swimming on Saturday cause I was in a bar getting my drink on, also watched a bit of the volleyball stuff too... now that I have seen this outfit... I wish I had watched the swimming? Anybody know if she's one of our girls? hee hee There really should be an Olympic Taboo Phone Sex game... we all would know who would get the gold in that? Me!!!

Today was unbelievably busy on the phones, thanks to my fan club... hee hee. I am on the front page of a couple phone sex top sites. I got four new callers from the topsites and two new callers from my Jane's Guide Phone Sex Review. It's been over a month, and I am still getting a buttload of traffic from the sites...good converted traffic, probably because I have the best review on their... least for almost a year in reviews... it's all because I am so damn good. One of my new guys, who thought he had a role play that would be to dark and demented for me, found out just how good I am... he even had to real me back in a lil, cause I went running with it... hee hee... but he did say this after the call... "you are pretty fucking good at that, very nice imagination"... hee hee. I know, huh? I tell you guys over and over, I really LOVE my job, it's why I am so awesome at it!

Apparently I am only good at the phone sex stuff cause my email/newsletter skills suck it hard core. Sorry again for the ten emails you got... I kept getting an error saying it hadn't sent... honest... I really didn't mean to send so many. Some of you should check to make sure I am not in your spam boxes from now on... sorry... hee hee. It won't happen again.

I spent most the day on the phone, doing what I do best. I didn't get much done on the definitions, I have eight more to go up now... bout halfway done with the A's, I hope... hee hee. Who knew there were so many A words for sex terms. If you want to get a sneak peak of what they are.. just go here... Phone Sex Dictionary There are only five terms, but it will give you a taste of what I am up against. By the time I am done with the dictionary, I will be a pro at all things sex.

What little time I did have, I did more research on SEO, Im getting better, no where near a pro, but it's all in good time. I can't get to many calls, like today, I actually had to set two appointments, cause I got so bottle necked... but definitely wouldn't hurt for down times to know how to get me out there more, and most definitely when I relaunch my other sites. Yes, phone sex world domination will require me to hire and train other girls to work under me... hubba hubba. Big things are coming, oh yes ... very big things are coming.

Im such a tease. I will retire with a huge house somewhere tropical... I haven't decided. That's the goal. I'm not afraid to work hard for it. I was talking with the Dragon today on our very sex phone sex call about all the balls I have up in the air. Books... yes...with an s, new sites, new programs, new ways to do phone sex. I think I impressed him... probably just turned him on greatly. Anyways, I will find some time masturbate again thinking bout him... in that blue chair... using him for all he's worth... hee hee. He doesn't mind, long as he gets my bottom in the end.

Bogie, Bogie, Bogie... you tease me so. Don't you know it's my job to use my wicked body and naughty mind to tease and torment you? Make you think about me slipping my hands into my panties, touching myself... Make you dream of me sliding to the floor while licking my lips infront of you....staring straight into your eyes with my innocent/seductive stare... and yet...

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY PRESENT IS!!! Its all I can think about... the brigitte monster is in full effect right now... wanting, needing, please please tell me what it is? Please? I'm begging you? Your hints are agony cause I can't figure it out... hee hee. Please, please please... and when will it get here? hee hee

I am bad about presents... really, really bad... I snoop. I will peak into christmas presents under a tree in a heartbeat, you have to watch me. I hate it when people don't let me open them early... just not fair... hee hee. I am truly a phone sex brat.

You say phone sex brat, I say phone sex princess... hee hee.

For those who care, right now I am wearing my white eyelet dress with matching headband... lost the panties hours ago on my phone sex calls... no bra, wore white eyelet slippers when I went out for coffee, yet I can't seem to find those as well. I am well phone boned... don't think I have another orgasm in me... or do I? hmmmm


I shall be by the phones for a couple more hours... I am working on another girls website and getting paid for it... woo hoo! I have five more orders for websites that should keep me pretty busy for about a month, takes me bout a week to put one together. I love it, I know it's geeky... but it's also artistic.

Catch you all soon!

Kiss Me On My Pink Parts,
Brigitte
www.thewonderwhore.com
www.rufflebuttpanties.com
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
1-877-281-1531

School Girl Phone Sex

  • Aug. 7th, 2008 at 10:11 PM

I am do nervous... extremely excited too... cause a little over a month from now... I will be a SCHOOL GIRL again. Yeah!!!! I am headed back to college. I start in Mid September... woo hoo! Yes, I am going to be a Marine Biologist some day... Scientist by day, Phone Sex Hottie by night... How cool is that?

I got so much to get done in the next month. I need to have the sites running smoothly by the time I go, so I can do homework and still work... it's gonna be a tough adjustment... but Imma tough girl. I need to sale tons of recordings, and in order to do that, I need to make tons of phone sex recordings.

I also need to get some school clothes... I think my first day of school I should be in complete catholic school gear... hee hee. Make sure my teachers see my cotton undies... hee hee. That should start my education off right! I am going to get straight A's one way or another. I also need to get school supplies... in pink of course... lol. Thank goodness I got my lil eee already... it's an itty bitty teeny weeny pink laptop that I can take everywhere with me. I have yet to write a cutesy Phone Sex blog with it in a starbucks or something yet... just because there are so many nosey people... sheesh. New Englanders wont talk to you, but they sure will encroach on your personal space... let me tell you.

I won't be telling you what college I will be going to... just to not have a repeat of the restraining order guy who stood outside every uw science class he could find just to find me... blgh... it will be a community college for a couple years... just so I can ease back into it. Actually, this phone sex princess doesn't know how to ease into anything... this first quarter should be the only quarter that I take a normal load... after that, I am going to try to accelerate as fast as I can through the two year degree... and then get my butt into university... and kick some serious ass!

All this on top of being the number one phone sex operator on the internet... woo hoo! I did it before, I can do it again... I just hate doing anything at such a slow pace. When I was in college last time I couldn't take more classes, and I got bored with it I guess... I say burned out... but who knows... so this time, I gotta find classes to keep me interested.I am taking Italian... I figure I know how to butcher english pretty well, not it's time to massacre another language... hee hee. Most of you know I have been trying to learn for a bit now... now I get a class to teach me! Woo Hoo! If anybody knows the language... then maybe eventually we can do a call in Italian!

I picked up a whole bunch of notebooks at walmart to get ready... cause they were only five cents a piece... oh yes... I go through them like crazy when I am in school... so I picked up twenty... should hold me for a bit. Then I ran over to Staples and got folders for free... ten of them! Sadly, pink doesn't come cheap... so none of what I got was pink... but hey, I can make sacrifices. I just can't wait to be a real phone sex college co-ed!

Phone Sex Radio Show


To be held on Saturaday at six... topic of the conversation will be Taboo Phone Sex. I don't think I will be hanging out for long after the show, I got invited to the opening of a new blues club a couple of cities over and I just can't wait to go. Rumor is, there will be celebrities there... hee hee. Rubbing elbows with the rich and famous...that me... cept mine is still in the plastic cast... the the celebs will have to take it easy on me. Anyways... It's at Six pm est on Saturday... don't forget it... or I will just have to beat you!

For those who care... it's still rainy and cold here... today I actaully wore a sweater... pink fuzzy one and blue jeans... now the sweater is on the floor, the pants are somewhere... probably on the stairs... and I am in my pink panties just waiting for someone to play with me... sigh... who's gonna play with my lil titties tonight? Oh Oh Oh... I know... I am!
Your Phone Sex Princess

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
877 281 1531

Perverted Phone Sex Princess

  • Aug. 6th, 2008 at 7:38 PM

I know, I know... it's been forever since I have posted a taboo phone sex blog... well forever for me now, I used to go a month without an entry for those of you who remember my lazy days. It really doesn't take much to post an entry I must admit, but I have actually been busy with life and not just lazy. I am also typing one handed... I'm wounded. Brigitte V. Roller Skates and the skates one... This time! I jacked up my wrist, elbow and cracked my thumb... Imma clutz, I know it. What really sucks is I still don't have medical insurance and I went all weekend long with my owie... before going to the docs on Monday after my family left. To proud to go when they were here, they would have tried to pay... but the doctor gave me a good chewing over... let me tell you. Yes, I got an ugly dr who was probably gay anyways... not a hottie... and he put me in a plastic arm thingy with some stuff that will disengrate.. lots of fun.

So, I had a blast on my mini vacation from Phone Sex ...even with my big owie... We got to do some site seeing... a nice lil picknic in Boston Commons and a whole bunch of shopping... I got me a three cornered hat... woo hoo. Then I found a three cornered hat with feathers on it for the same price... grrr. Sucky... I also got a pink hat that has this in pink stitching on it with some hearts... do you guys know what it says?




Hee Hee... I shall wear it everywhere! Makes me feel smart...My aunt got one too... and we were in Starbucks and the girl helping us asked us if we were all math majors... lol. Thought it was so cute...

Anways, I have been working my tail off as much as I can so I can get lots more done for you guys... got some updates on the site coming up as well as other stuff in the air... woo hoo... I rock the phone sex world... I already do...hee hee. I got some a naughty dictionary coming up so we can do some awesome role playing phone sex with some new topics... hee hee. I got memberships and clubs to form. What the world needs now is not love... but a Wonder Whore Fan Club... wouldn't you agree? With Wonder Whore For President buttons, no? I think a phone sex operator would make an awesome president... I could get the men off of any country who wanted to go to war with us... sheesh... we all know Know that kimmy guy in North Korea is a total panty slut... get him on his knees in a pair of pink sateens and there goes that threat... I got him pegged!

I got more items from Bogie for my pink room... it's the pinkest room ever! A pink Princess Phone that is so clear it's not even funny and a Pink Clock to keep track of my radio shows on... woo hoo... they fit right in! Bogie makes me feel so special!

I also got to be wild with my wild man... grrrr grrr... finally. I swear our times just don't match up... I guess Ill just have to go to Japan.

For those who care, right now I am wearing blue jeans and a pink MIT sweatshirt... it's flippin cold here right now... we have had rain all day long... so Im cuddling down in my big ol pink hoodie... no bra, no panties... no shoes... hair in a pony... is it sexy?

Well, I have so much to do so I can enhance our phone sex world that I should probably go. I shall update more tomorrow... it's the first thing on my todo list! Call me, I bet you have missed me!

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
www.thewonderwhore.com
877-281-1531

Hello Dr. Phone Sex, my what an intriguing name you have... mind if I play with your heart beat listerner thingy?

Went to the ER late last night, my brother wasn't feeling well at all, didn't get home till like eight this morning...so needless to say I was quite tired. Im sorry for those calls I missed and to my funny man last night, whom I had to cut the call short to run out the door. How come when you are gay, you always get the cute doctors? I mean, what the fuck is up with that? My brother got dr hubba hubba... who if he's reading... hiiii! Of course my brother not only spilled the beans that I was a pso to the fine as dr, but also gave him my web address... so... Im playing it cool, trying not to make a fool of myself or anything.

When I go to the ER... I get gramps and nurse wratchet... never fails... but hey, DR. Hubba Hubba... you want to play, I got your Phone Sex right here babe... there goes me playing it cool.

Ohh... cookie cutters. How you guys must not get bored of phone sex... with everything out there looking like the same same same... all these web blog websites changing over left and right. I got bored and went through one of the top sites and counted on the front page, like twenty web blog phone sex sites... all with the girls posting one paragraph, some "porn" wanna be text and links... Granted, Anabelle from phone sex superstars started the whole website as a blog... I give her credit, but it must be frustrating as hell that no one else can come up with ideas of their own? Supposedly it's search engine gold... but it won't be for long... cause google is always changing... huh? Wonder what the next big thing is? There sure is a big area out there open for it now that everyone has thise phone blog sights... hee hee. Wonder who's gonna take advantage of that? hee hee... Wonder Whore?

I eat, drink and live trying to find something new, and I will find it... oh yes, mark my words...lol. I like the fact that I am different, and my site is somewhat different... mind you I got inspiration from the myspace layouts... because they are easy to read when they aren't all gunked up with crap. I do have a phone sex blog, obviously, but it's not my entire site, and I have been blogging for quite some time on live journal... I believe it was Taylor who started us up on that way back at kbw... I actually was a joiner later on... lol.

More than likely, Ill just stumble on something and not realize it's seo gold till after the fact... but we shall see... huh? I will rule the Phone Sex world, oh... yes I will! Insert cutesy yet evil laugh here. But like with everything on the internet, more than likely it will be fools gold that will be copied into cookie cutter sites over and over.

See... I do have an inside scoop... I know what you guys really want... a real person... my site is different because Its me, not me pretending to be a porn star... *all hail Asia Carrera... If you wanted a porn star, you'd watch porn...right? I'm me... and if everyone was them... and showed that in their sites... then I don't think phone sex would get so mimicy... you know? Im playful, Im seductive, Im sexy... Ive got a cute voice and I know how to use it... what more could you want? I know... a Real Doll sculpted to look like me that you could boink while on the phone having sex. I want a real doll of me... so I can have sex with me, while you have phone sex with me... oh man, Im hot just thinking bout it. The first big sugar daddy I get off of www.thepinkdungeon.com, whos in't blackmail phone sex, is going to buy me it... oh yeah... me having sex with my real doll... how hot is that?

This journal has been interupted by a rub session prompted by the thought of having taboo phone sex while having real sex with my real doll. ... oh yeah!

I know I shouldn't give my "secret" away... bout not being a wanna be... cause girls might actually start doing it... but, you know, maybe if they did... people wouldn't give up on phone sex or write phone sex operators off so quickly. I love what I do, I think more girls would love it too... if they played a little more close to the vest, you know?

I'm thinking outside of the box... least from now on, you know?

I have so many things I think about during the day when Im not at my computer that I want to put in my blog that just disappear as soon as I open my journal... I swear... lol. I really need a voice recorder to take notes all day long cause my memory sucks butt sometime. Give me a voice on the phone, I can normally make the name that goes with it... give me a fantasy, Ill remember it five years from now... the ins and outs... but ideas... poof! Ive probably at one point found the cure for cooties... but have since forgot it.


It's been raining the past couple of days... so no swimming... although this morning I really wanted to hop into the pool even in the rain... cause it looked so peaceful, but I was so tired, figured I would fall asleep on my floatie.

For those who care, right now I am wearing my boston grey sweatshirt... and blue denim shorts... no bra and white bikini panties... I can pull my legs up into my my sweatshirt and make a ball by sticking my head into the hoodie part... ball of brigitte... wonder if I can market that some how? hmmm

I shall catch you all later!

Summertime Phone Sex

  • Jul. 7th, 2008 at 5:58 PM

Holy fuck meat, Im roasting here! lol I can't put on clothing, just won't do it. I am going to have to become a nudist to just survive the summer. I know the phone sex cliche, you call other girls and they tell you they are only wearing panties... or nothing at all... and it's more than likely bs... But let me tell you, Im boycotting clothes... least during the daytime. I may prance around in my panties but lets just say... the most I will put on is my bikinis... least till the humidity passess... blghh.

I spent most the day in my pool, I sure wish I could find a way to do Taboo Phone Sex in the pool without fear of shocking me when the phone drops in the pool! The greenery is growing in well in the back, so I have a little more privacy... the old man in back looks to be away on vacation cause I haven't seen him or his car for like three days... so it would rock hard core. Me floating on my pink raft in my pool, rubbing my lil hoo haw... making sweet phone sex to all my PBFs... phone boy friends... hee hee. Crack the whip on all my sluts! Tweaking my nipples as I doll up my sissies... that would be the life. I wonder if they make water proof phones. I know my next big purchases will have to be more fans and air conditioners... plus help pay a very hefty electric bill. I am an awesome energy save in the winter, I like to be cold... cool... but the summer time... let me be in the pool or hear me whine.. lol. Whining phone sex... hmmmm ... wonder if there is a market for it? lol

Tomorrow will be really hot, and really humid so I am going to go off to the ocean for the first part of the day... getting up early and heading out to feel the cool ocean breeze on my half naked lil body... play in the water... frolic and romp... just to escape the humidity... Ill take lots of pictures and post them....

I did my radio show last night... lil rocky to start, but I kicked ass... I need to find out why the music didn't work and I had to hum lil a dildo... ughh... Other than that and a few stumbles over my words, I think it rocked hard core... Become a member of blog talk radio and then be my friend... you can post comments and there is even a chat room on there that is just for me. I think after next weeks show, I will hang out in the chatroom for a bit and reap all the rewards of my awesomeness with you guys... pop on in and tell me how wonderful I am... hee hee.



New updates to the site... I made it easier for you to write me an online review for my site... simply go here... Phone Sex Reviews and click where it says "Submit Your Own Review" and well.. submit your own review...lol. Tell me how much you love me and our phone sex calls.

Also... on the front page of my kinky website... http://www.thewonderwhore.com you will find a new item added where you can sign up for my mailing list... I will start mailing out secret specials for only those on my mailing list as well as reminders for my live blog show and maybe even some other fun stuff... you will get the news first... before anyone else can!

I may also be offering up web addressees that you can use just for phone sex... so that way you can use a @thewonderwhore.com email address instead of your every day address to sign up for the newsletter and other accounts... keep your kinky rendezvous safe... I have to just check first to make sure it's not going to raise my rates or put me in any kind of trouble. I love trouble, but most time I have enough trouble of my hands to satify a small city. I think it would be so cool to email someone that was like the nickname I gave them for my journals at my website... so like Charlotte@thewonderwhore.com... hee hee. I have such an ego...


I am going to start doing porn reviews... so submit me some porns you would like me to review. I just watched the one called... FUCK... and will write up a dirty review of it on my website as well as talk about it on my next radio show! No, Asia wasn't in it, but she should have been... it would have really made the movie! lol Fuck Jenna, Brigitte loves Asia. I refuse to believe she has retired... I haven't seen all of her work yet... but still, she is the Best Adult Star in the business!

Soon I will have so much fun stuff on my website, Ill have to have a search option just so you can find it all... I can't wait! I am totally obsessed with making it the best site it possibly can be.

Woo hoo... I get to go to Build a Bear... gosh FunnyMan in San Antionio... I should just start calling you funnyman... you rock hard core. I can't wait till they get here so I can go! I also cant wait till our next two hour marathon of lovin!

Hey Cuddle Toy, my kimmy... I hope I was great on our call. I could hardly hear you, and you sounded so tired... you should work less and play with me more... I think that would be an awesome idea... how bout you? I love cuddling you... pookie wookie!

I get to see Snoop's Man Mean on webcam... ohhh yeah... I know all the girls are jealous now... I can't wait... I hear it's the stuff legends are made out of!

Sugar Pop spoiled me something fierce today... I so love working the ups man... really, he's gonna have one hell of a week! So am I... woo hoo...

Oh Casablanca Man... this morning was fun... what a way to start my day off right... intelligent conversation with a very sexy man... whom I really am having a ball... with.. hee hee. I can almost feel the buzzing nipple clamps and dildo now! I am so excited! I love Jane's Guide for bringing us closer together...

Charlotte, the shoes were divine... and you were right, they match the dress perfectly, better than the fuchsia nightmare I was having... ughh. I can't wait till we go shopping next, but I really should find a place to wear some of these dresses... hee hee.

For those who care, right now I am wearing the bottoms to my red bikini... and thats it... It's too freaking hot to wear anything else... blghh. I am sitting next to my fan... just so my lil nipples will stay hard. A girls gotta do, what a girls gotta do.


I am off to go get me some coffee... ughh... I have to put on clothes don't I? I am just gonan thow on the lightest dress I can find... and head out... I will be on all night for naughty/kinky fun... so you had better take advantage of it.

Goodnight Kevin Smith wherever you are... hee hee.

Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
877-281-1531

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Phone Sex for Smarties!

  • Jul. 2nd, 2008 at 4:42 PM

Hee Hee... I have got so much wonderful feed back on my phone sex site, radio show and service lately... it's just all going to my head... and all I can say is... I want more. I am truly ego driven... I love being the best! I now have my PennMan addicted to me... He actually wrote to me this morning... "hello, my name is pennman and I am a Brigitte addict"... I think I will be hearing that more and more as time goes by... and sadly, there is no twelve step program to go with this addiction. The only thing you can do is suffer... suffer through endless orgasms brought on by my cute Phone Sex voice. Suffer through knowing that your fantasies are going to be done right whenever you call. Suffer through the agony of visiting my site endlessly not knowing what new and exciting things I have just for you... And if anybody ever makes a twelve step program... they should be shot... am I right fellows?

I love my ego... and my ego loves me... we were meant for each other!

Tomorrow night, I am going to go... Take a Hot Air Balloon ride... my friend owns one... how unbelievable is that? And we are going to go launch it up over the city... so if you are in the area and see a big beautiful air balloon... it's me! If you hear me screaming my brains out over your fair city... call 911! Make sure it's screaming scared and not screaming moaning... cause I may take my cell phone... lol... push my friend over board and have my way with some callers... just kidding... There will be a couple of people in the basket... hmmm... ballooning orgy phone sex role play? Nice.

My sofa man called me back today... mmmmm mmmmm... got a kick out of all the attention I have given him. I got his permission to talk about him on my radio show because I thought his call was so unique and it prooved my point. He loves pounding my cushions...my soft velvety lips wrapped around his ... uh... you know... lol! I so love how vocal he is!

The anal ass monkey pissed me off. And Im done with him. I hate it when callers plot me against another girl... hate it beyond belief... so I sent everything I had to the other girl... to use against him... he was into financial domination. I don't need his money nor his gifts that bad, maybe she does. Too bad, cause you could have had fun with both of us. Let's just say, well.. he will figure it out... trust me.

My funny man in San Antonio and I had fun... till his mean ol boss called him into work... grrr. I am really not liking him... and if that's the reason for last night too... then he had better watch out... cause I will find his number and chew him out. I love boinking my funny man... hee hee... and he's doing an awesome job trying to win our bet! hee hee

Tomorrow morning I am going to a park to go swim near by... so I wont be on after ten am... till bout two... then off to the balloon rides at like six pm. Friday... looks like I am not going to be available much at all either... looks like I am going to have one of the best fourth of july's ever! woo hoo! I have a secret... but I can't tell till after it is for safety reasons... but it's a good one... well, at least it's exciting for me anyways...

For those who care, I am in my baby blue bikini and white denim shorts. It's thunder storming now, but this morning was beautiful! I love being out in the sun, with the proper amount of sunscreen on mind you. I think my next door neighbor is loving the sun as well, he's old as I have mentioned before and now has changed is gardening habbits to coincide with my outdoor activities... I swear he has a motion detector on my yard... lol.

I need an assistant... like I was last summer for that director. My brother and his boyfriend help me out a lot, but I need someone who can do it full time, lol, for free... cause that's about all I can afford. I got so much to do, ruling the phone sex world is pretty hard...I need more time to just be the kinky lil masturbation mistress that I am. I think if I got an assistant, I could keep them busy just doing spelling and grammar editing alone! lol Maybe some day I can afford one... hee hee.

Well I best be off, I am going to go grab some coffee and an oat fudge bar... it's oaty, it's fudgey... how can it not be good? Then back here for more tease and denial phone sex... or fetish phone sex... or role play phone sex... pretty much, phone bone me and I will be a happy camper!

Goodnight Kevin Smith where ever you are... hubba hubba!
Think I'd better get my coffee now!
Brigitte
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
877-281-1531

My phone sex brings all the boys to the yard!

  • Jun. 21st, 2008 at 11:36 PM

I have had the most wonderful weekend ever! I feel like it's been a whirlwind, with being in Cambridge and Boston the past two days and then going to a BBQ this afternoon, followed by a street party, and then capped off by doing a champaign testing at a friends house tonight, with totally awesome conversation... it just was perfect. Not to mention the hot steamy phone sex I had last night with one of my favorite callers... hubba hubba... it hurt so good! You know what, we didn't even get to our Taboo Role Play Phone Sex Scenerio we had talked about... guess we are so gonna have to do it next time.

Sparkling wine does me in... I am sitting here trying to write in my naughty blog, and I can't stop giggling... or staring at the screen... I am a lil tipsy... not much, but just enough that I feel no pain. I found a really nice sparkling wine that I like that is really cheap... balatorie... you guys might know about it, but I didn't. I like it a lot. I was over at Kitten's and my dance instructors house... they had me and a few friends over to their most awesome house... perfectly decorated, with a beautifuly landscaped lawn... just awesome... I am so moving in. I laughed all night long, and drank a lil too much. I tried to act like a cool drunk, instead of the fall down giggly drunk... and I am not sure if I pulled it off. Your phone sex princess enjoys champagne a little toooo much. Next time we go over, we are having a martini night... awesome!

I will be home for most of tomorrow... cept to pick up some pink paint for my room upstairs and maybe to go see a movie later on in the evening... haven't made my mind up. I have been gone all weekend and need to work, because taking over the phone sex world is a difficult task, but even more difficult when you spend your time doing everything but working on taking over the phone sex world.. lol.

Oh man, am I looking forward to laying back and rubbing out massive orgasms to your calls tomorrow... I mean, I have had fun and all this weekend... but come one, I get paid to masturbate... it's not like my job is high strees. Just the opposite. I get to play out taboo phone sex fantasies, I get to dress up and pimp in sissy phone sex fantasies... and pretty much the sky is the limit in anything goes phone sex. I mean, who know's what your deviant desires hold for me? Everyday is exciting and new... let me tell you, if you knew how awesome my job was... you would so try to get it.

For those who care, right now I am halfway undressed. I work my red bikini with the gold circle clasp in the middle of my lil breasts, and gold chains on the sides of the bikini bottoms. Over I word dark denim jean shorts, which are now undone... and I had one, but now have taken off a white cotton top that tied at my waist.... White wedge flip flops with read finger nails and toe nails. My hair was lose, but at times today, I had it up in a twist with those claw hair holders... just to get it out of my face. I got A LOT of sun today... not too much that I am red or orange... but just enough to make me feel a shade darker.

Well, I had better take my lil phone sex ass to bed as I am extremely pooped! I would stay up and do calls tonight, but I would be afraid I would suck if I did, cause all my body and mind are doing is screaming out for sleep...

Call me soon,

Brigitte
Your phone sex Wonder Whore
thewonderwhore@gmail.com
http://www.thewonderwhore.com
8772811531

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